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how many word plays can you fit into a haiku?
Sunny side up high
Egg-cellent day breaks cage-free
Fowl play in the field
Sunny side up high
Egg-cellent day breaks cage-free
Fowl play in the field
January 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
how many word plays can you fit into a haiku?
Sunny side up high
Egg-cellent day breaks cage-free
Fowl play in the field
Sunny side up high
Egg-cellent day breaks cage-free
Fowl play in the field
A pasta salesman approaches a pimp and offers to barter product for sex.
He says... Penne for your thots?
He says... Penne for your thots?
January 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
A pasta salesman approaches a pimp and offers to barter product for sex.
He says... Penne for your thots?
He says... Penne for your thots?
When someone says to me, "A penny for your thoughts?"
I ask for a quarter. It makes more cents.
I ask for a quarter. It makes more cents.
January 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
When someone says to me, "A penny for your thoughts?"
I ask for a quarter. It makes more cents.
I ask for a quarter. It makes more cents.
January 8 is Elvis Presley's birthday, and I actually saw him in Home Depot today.
He returned a sander
He returned a sander
January 10, 2025 at 5:58 AM
January 8 is Elvis Presley's birthday, and I actually saw him in Home Depot today.
He returned a sander
He returned a sander
Love triangles often turn into wrecked-angles
January 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Love triangles often turn into wrecked-angles
I once shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
January 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I once shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
A barn with only male sheep is ewes less.
January 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
A barn with only male sheep is ewes less.
forensics is ten
January 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
forensics is ten
Do australians refer to us as the land up over?
December 6, 2024 at 6:40 AM
Do australians refer to us as the land up over?
Somebody combined my laxative gummies with my weed gummies, now I have higharrhea
December 5, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Somebody combined my laxative gummies with my weed gummies, now I have higharrhea
Dr Ronal Peak and Dr Ishmael Abu donated money to build a new intensive care unit at the hospital..
In their honor it will be named the Peak Abu ICU.
In their honor it will be named the Peak Abu ICU.
December 5, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Dr Ronal Peak and Dr Ishmael Abu donated money to build a new intensive care unit at the hospital..
In their honor it will be named the Peak Abu ICU.
In their honor it will be named the Peak Abu ICU.
i gotta stop eating these thanksgiving leftovers..
but i just can't quit cold turkey.
but i just can't quit cold turkey.
December 5, 2024 at 2:08 AM
i gotta stop eating these thanksgiving leftovers..
but i just can't quit cold turkey.
but i just can't quit cold turkey.
Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow;
Mary loves a curry, it's fleece is now a throw.
Mary loves a curry, it's fleece is now a throw.
December 5, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow;
Mary loves a curry, it's fleece is now a throw.
Mary loves a curry, it's fleece is now a throw.
Mars candies has announced they will begin production on a new "alpha male" M&M.
These new M&Ms will be all white, extra bitter, have no nuts, and will instantly meltdown when mixed with other multi colored M&Ms
These new M&Ms will be all white, extra bitter, have no nuts, and will instantly meltdown when mixed with other multi colored M&Ms
December 4, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Mars candies has announced they will begin production on a new "alpha male" M&M.
These new M&Ms will be all white, extra bitter, have no nuts, and will instantly meltdown when mixed with other multi colored M&Ms
These new M&Ms will be all white, extra bitter, have no nuts, and will instantly meltdown when mixed with other multi colored M&Ms
I just watched this guy fill his kayak with ice cream and root beer.
weird, but whatever floats his boat.
weird, but whatever floats his boat.
December 3, 2024 at 5:21 PM
I just watched this guy fill his kayak with ice cream and root beer.
weird, but whatever floats his boat.
weird, but whatever floats his boat.
Bob is vacillating between 2 partners
One makes incredible waffles, the other writes beautiful poetry.
Should he marry for batter or verse?
One makes incredible waffles, the other writes beautiful poetry.
Should he marry for batter or verse?
December 2, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Bob is vacillating between 2 partners
One makes incredible waffles, the other writes beautiful poetry.
Should he marry for batter or verse?
One makes incredible waffles, the other writes beautiful poetry.
Should he marry for batter or verse?
a recent survey showed that people in texas prefer to have their pie served with a scoop of ice cream and tend to get perturbed if people forget to serve it that way
REMEMBER THE ALA MODE !!
REMEMBER THE ALA MODE !!
December 2, 2024 at 6:49 PM
a recent survey showed that people in texas prefer to have their pie served with a scoop of ice cream and tend to get perturbed if people forget to serve it that way
REMEMBER THE ALA MODE !!
REMEMBER THE ALA MODE !!
Often I tell dad jokes
Sometimes he laughs
Sometimes he laughs
December 1, 2024 at 6:20 AM
Often I tell dad jokes
Sometimes he laughs
Sometimes he laughs
When does a bad joke become a dad joke?
When the punch line becomes apparent.
When it's full groan.
When the punch line becomes apparent.
When it's full groan.
December 1, 2024 at 5:51 AM
When does a bad joke become a dad joke?
When the punch line becomes apparent.
When it's full groan.
When the punch line becomes apparent.
When it's full groan.