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29 | Network closet dweller, video editor, purveyor of impractical gadgets, phone/PC repair technician, full-time horse on the internet. I fight for the users. (he/him) 🩷💙💜

Ypsi/Ann Arbor, MI
The Pixel 9-series can handle 45 token operations per second and up to 67 gigawanks per nanoflop but can't edit a screen recording taken on the device that recorded it

brilliant
November 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
love to edit screen recordings of an years-old Android keyboard input bug on my Google Smartphone Powered by Android and watch Google Photos repeatedly fail to save the video
September 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
We out here #TronAres
September 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Looks like Verizon's been having a wireless outage (that seemingly only affects phones released in the last year or two) for hours now, but doesn't seem to have made a direct statement about it yet. downdetector.com/status/veriz...
August 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Can confirm 💚
August 29, 2025 at 10:31 AM
August 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
To whoever BraveClock #881233 is, thank you for your excellent contribution to Ann Arbor #Wplace

wplace.live/?lat=42.2560...
August 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It’s amazing how hard Samsung clings to returning customers compared to the “fuck you” pittance Google offers when trading in the previous flagship Pixel, rivaled only by their “go fuck yourself” email after deciding the phone that never left your desk is worth ½ the estimate.

…Not that I’d know. 🙃
July 11, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Mine went from placed to preparing within the last hour
June 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Shoutout to my Google Calendar widget that still thinks it’s May 29th despite me opening it several times a day
June 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
March 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
February 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Looks like I'm not the only one running into issues with #Pop_OS #Linux installs failing to install updates and becoming non-bootable after attempting to refresh packages per its own instructions; some needing to reinstall packagekit to get things working again.

How unlucky.
December 15, 2024 at 5:10 AM
I always get this weird urge to try running a #Linux distro as my main OS in December, with an added game where the experiment ends when I'm forced to use the terminal to resolve an issue, no matter how trivial, just to see how far I can get.
#Pop_OS lasted 6 minutes.
I didn't even get to update it.
December 14, 2024 at 4:36 AM
this is a kind of peace only someone that’s never used enterprise software could know

never tabling discussions or circling back, no KPIs or resource accounts

just cutting off all circulation to my arm
November 27, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Shoutout to @moderation.bsky.app for having the single sexiest toggle I’ve ever seen in my entire life
November 20, 2024 at 4:23 PM
In an alternate timeline, Matt Gaetz would make for a great live-action Syndrome
November 19, 2024 at 12:47 AM
just needs some hair dye
November 18, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Pour one out for New York sports fans tonight
October 29, 2024 at 4:17 AM
October 28, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Per my birthday tradition, have a Sunburst
September 28, 2024 at 9:15 PM
You tellin’ me this porter’s a robin’s son? #SmileWorldTour
September 22, 2024 at 11:28 PM
I make the same face when I’m demoing something that worked 2/5 times just before the presentation
August 13, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Me, like 4 months ago: I think I’m done collecting records. CDs are much lower maintenance and take up less space

Porter Robinson: so anyway here’s a 10th anniversary pressing of Worlds with Hollowheart’s first release and a Worlds (Live) pressing from second sky 2019 just for fun :)

Me:
August 12, 2024 at 8:17 PM
just like real life
July 22, 2024 at 6:11 PM