fox
@cocolaco.bsky.social
Each time I write a new bio for a new site I am more reluctant! I don't wanna! Let me be a secret easter egg! But OK, I live & love in Naarm (Melbourne, Australia) and I work in politics?
Unfortch we won’t be celebrating Eurovision for another year 👎
December 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Unfortch we won’t be celebrating Eurovision for another year 👎
2 packages stolen from my front door yesterday 😔
November 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
2 packages stolen from my front door yesterday 😔
Today my kid gave a speech to class parents about why you shouldn’t befriend or trust AI 😍
November 26, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Today my kid gave a speech to class parents about why you shouldn’t befriend or trust AI 😍
The dentist gave me a mouth guard and said do you have a cat? And I said yes and she said, hide it from the cat.
November 19, 2025 at 5:33 AM
The dentist gave me a mouth guard and said do you have a cat? And I said yes and she said, hide it from the cat.
“Mum I found a Windows 11 simulator and on it I'm opening a Windows 11 simulator and on it I'm opening a Windows 11 simulator and on it I'm opening a Windows 11 simulator and on it I'm opening a Windows 11 simulator and on it…”
November 19, 2025 at 5:26 AM
“Mum I found a Windows 11 simulator and on it I'm opening a Windows 11 simulator and on it I'm opening a Windows 11 simulator and on it I'm opening a Windows 11 simulator and on it I'm opening a Windows 11 simulator and on it…”
New Running Man 🏃 4/10 :(
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
New Running Man 🏃 4/10 :(
Swiss Army Style Cheese Slices 🧀
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Swiss Army Style Cheese Slices 🧀
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Children are constantly monitoring sentencing laws in the mainstream press, and as rational actors, this will definitely make them think twice before offending.
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Children are constantly monitoring sentencing laws in the mainstream press, and as rational actors, this will definitely make them think twice before offending.
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Outfuckingrageous
Children could face life sentences for serious offences under Victorian government ‘adult time’ plan
Youth offenders as young as 14 could face 20-year jail terms for violent crimes under proposal
www.theguardian.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Outfuckingrageous
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So proud to have been a part of this movement to @stopwoodsidemonash.bsky.social.
However, the right is not over.
However, the right is not over.
It's just been confirmed that Monash University is dropping Woodside as a partner because they don't align with their sustainable values. This is an incredible win for @stopwoodsidemonash.bsky.social who have run a dedicated grass roots campaign for years.
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 AM
So proud to have been a part of this movement to @stopwoodsidemonash.bsky.social.
However, the right is not over.
However, the right is not over.
We found out *as kids were arriving* at our kid’s birthday party yesterday that he’d promised Donuts On A String AND Apple Bobbing so we had to go shopping 🤦♀️ the kids loved the challenges though
November 10, 2025 at 7:53 AM
We found out *as kids were arriving* at our kid’s birthday party yesterday that he’d promised Donuts On A String AND Apple Bobbing so we had to go shopping 🤦♀️ the kids loved the challenges though
In the midst of my 11yo’s birthday, overheard: “Why were some words invented if we’re not allowed to say them??”
November 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
In the midst of my 11yo’s birthday, overheard: “Why were some words invented if we’re not allowed to say them??”
Waiting for a Bluey episode where a parent suggests the unthinkable: the birthday kid opens their gifts at their party in front of the other kids: and how it’s really radical to begin with but then the kids like it?
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Waiting for a Bluey episode where a parent suggests the unthinkable: the birthday kid opens their gifts at their party in front of the other kids: and how it’s really radical to begin with but then the kids like it?
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billionaires lost tonight. you love to see it.
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
billionaires lost tonight. you love to see it.
If a political party did this in Australia, I reckon there’d be outrage for years and they’d get booted the next election
November 4, 2025 at 4:29 AM
If a political party did this in Australia, I reckon there’d be outrage for years and they’d get booted the next election
I’d like to see an ep of Slow Horses from Lamb’s perspective, 5 steps ahead of everyone else and using them all like puppets
November 2, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I’d like to see an ep of Slow Horses from Lamb’s perspective, 5 steps ahead of everyone else and using them all like puppets
Today one of my friends is having a baby and other friend is trying to get her babies back! Meanwhile my gym buddies are all dressed spooky and they had a Halloween playlist for gym circuit class 👻
October 31, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Today one of my friends is having a baby and other friend is trying to get her babies back! Meanwhile my gym buddies are all dressed spooky and they had a Halloween playlist for gym circuit class 👻
I asked my kids what they wanted to go as for Halloween, one kid knew immediately (Nova from Zombies) and the other kid took a week and then finally said, "a person on fire"
October 29, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I asked my kids what they wanted to go as for Halloween, one kid knew immediately (Nova from Zombies) and the other kid took a week and then finally said, "a person on fire"
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Maura Quint's favorite color is Semple-Klein purple. She invented a musical note that is available to everyone except Anish Kapoor. While she writes primarily in English, her first language is PIE. She lives in a houseboat with three roommates: Clotho, Lachesis, and Atropos and their pet galaxy.
October 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Maura Quint's favorite color is Semple-Klein purple. She invented a musical note that is available to everyone except Anish Kapoor. While she writes primarily in English, her first language is PIE. She lives in a houseboat with three roommates: Clotho, Lachesis, and Atropos and their pet galaxy.
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found out AI summaries were spitting out wrong facts about me but they were mostly boring wrong so as long as it's wrong I'd like to at least feed it more interesting lies
October 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
found out AI summaries were spitting out wrong facts about me but they were mostly boring wrong so as long as it's wrong I'd like to at least feed it more interesting lies
For Christmas I’ve bought myself some bath bombs, watermelon soap 🍉 and 3 sessions with a personal trainer for $99 🏋️♂️
October 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
For Christmas I’ve bought myself some bath bombs, watermelon soap 🍉 and 3 sessions with a personal trainer for $99 🏋️♂️
Another rando selection from the library 📚
October 24, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Another rando selection from the library 📚
My cat would love to hear from me.
October 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
My cat would love to hear from me.