Michael F. Assbender
@cobrasys.bsky.social
Life is like a baboon's ass: colourful and full of shit...
Day 1 of my #ExtraLife charity stream will be starting in ~10min! Come watch (and donate, if you can) at www.extra-life.org/participant/...!
#ExtraLife2025 #ChangeKidsHealth #ForTheKids
#ExtraLife2025 #ChangeKidsHealth #ForTheKids
Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future
I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.
www.extra-life.org
November 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Day 1 of my #ExtraLife charity stream will be starting in ~10min! Come watch (and donate, if you can) at www.extra-life.org/participant/...!
#ExtraLife2025 #ChangeKidsHealth #ForTheKids
#ExtraLife2025 #ChangeKidsHealth #ForTheKids
I'm raising funds with #ExtraLife for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health. I'll be playing on Nov 06 and 07, 10am-10pm!
www.extra-life.org/participant/...
www.extra-life.org/participant/...
Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future
I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.
do.nr
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I'm raising funds with #ExtraLife for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health. I'll be playing on Nov 06 and 07, 10am-10pm!
www.extra-life.org/participant/...
www.extra-life.org/participant/...
Reposted by Michael F. Assbender
the funny part is after millennia of calling jews christ killers they're all straight up like yeah of course we'd kill christ, he's using all your medicaid
If Mary (the mother of Jesus in the biblical myth) were to show up pregnant and about to give birth at a modern Christian's door, would they be more likely to shoot her and use the "stand your ground" defense or would they call ICE?
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
October 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
the funny part is after millennia of calling jews christ killers they're all straight up like yeah of course we'd kill christ, he's using all your medicaid
Reposted by Michael F. Assbender
Trump said he planned to take over control of the Scandinavian nation, describing his actions as “a beautiful, very peaceful liberation mission”.
theshovel.com.au/2025/10/11/t...
theshovel.com.au/2025/10/11/t...
Trump Storms Norway Capital, in Attempt To Prove He Deserved Nobel Peace Prize — The Shovel
“Nobody’s done peace like I’ve done peace. Some say I’ve done too much peace"
theshovel.com.au
October 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Trump said he planned to take over control of the Scandinavian nation, describing his actions as “a beautiful, very peaceful liberation mission”.
theshovel.com.au/2025/10/11/t...
theshovel.com.au/2025/10/11/t...
Reposted by Michael F. Assbender
Trump's Lies vs. Portland's Reality
October 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Trump's Lies vs. Portland's Reality
Reposted by Michael F. Assbender
Inventive People of Portland Dressing as Animals:
Please don't dress as dogs. Your life will not be safe with psychopath Kristi Noem on the rooftops.
Please don't dress as dogs. Your life will not be safe with psychopath Kristi Noem on the rooftops.
October 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Inventive People of Portland Dressing as Animals:
Please don't dress as dogs. Your life will not be safe with psychopath Kristi Noem on the rooftops.
Please don't dress as dogs. Your life will not be safe with psychopath Kristi Noem on the rooftops.
Reposted by Michael F. Assbender
Reposted by Michael F. Assbender
Trump to China: obey my command or I will destroy the United States
October 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Trump to China: obey my command or I will destroy the United States
Reposted by Michael F. Assbender
What would happen if the poor hated the rich as much as the rich hate the poor.
We can have democracy or we can have billionaires.
We cannot have both.
NYT: Marc Benioff Says Trump Should Send Guard Troops to San Francisco (gift link)
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/u...
We cannot have both.
NYT: Marc Benioff Says Trump Should Send Guard Troops to San Francisco (gift link)
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/u...
Marc Benioff Says Trump Should Send Guard Troops to San Francisco
www.nytimes.com
October 11, 2025 at 9:18 AM
What would happen if the poor hated the rich as much as the rich hate the poor.
Reposted by Michael F. Assbender
Mr. President, is it you or your dusty little gnome who is sending in troops to provoke riots? The gnome said it was him.
His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE
“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”
“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”
October 11, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Mr. President, is it you or your dusty little gnome who is sending in troops to provoke riots? The gnome said it was him.
Reposted by Michael F. Assbender
So the most immediate consequence of this is effectively torching American farmers who will go bankrupt because China will never buy soybeans from them again. Trump torturing Trump voters in ways his greatest haters could never imagine.
oh no
October 11, 2025 at 9:40 AM
So the most immediate consequence of this is effectively torching American farmers who will go bankrupt because China will never buy soybeans from them again. Trump torturing Trump voters in ways his greatest haters could never imagine.
Reposted by Michael F. Assbender
He can bail them out this year, but their future is gone—the punishment the Trumps deserve, but their supporters get it instead. That's how it always works.
October 11, 2025 at 10:05 AM
He can bail them out this year, but their future is gone—the punishment the Trumps deserve, but their supporters get it instead. That's how it always works.
Reposted by Michael F. Assbender
Wow. Greg Bovino admits on camera that his agents can detain people if you look scared, change your demeanor, or grip a steering wheel too tight.
As his unmasked agents walk around with large guns to scare you, they may arrest you just for that — even if you're a U.S. citizen.
As his unmasked agents walk around with large guns to scare you, they may arrest you just for that — even if you're a U.S. citizen.
October 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Wow. Greg Bovino admits on camera that his agents can detain people if you look scared, change your demeanor, or grip a steering wheel too tight.
As his unmasked agents walk around with large guns to scare you, they may arrest you just for that — even if you're a U.S. citizen.
As his unmasked agents walk around with large guns to scare you, they may arrest you just for that — even if you're a U.S. citizen.
Reposted by Michael F. Assbender
Huh: TikTok took down my 8-second video featuring this image of Debbie Brockman — the news producer just detained by Trump’s CBP agents — saying it violates the “joy of TikTok”
October 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Huh: TikTok took down my 8-second video featuring this image of Debbie Brockman — the news producer just detained by Trump’s CBP agents — saying it violates the “joy of TikTok”
Reposted by Michael F. Assbender
Elon Musk’s Boring Co. has been accused of nearly 800 environmental violations in Las Vegas
The state COULD have fined the company more than $3M...
BUT
Regulators are only seeking a penalty of $242,800.
By @anjeanette-damon.bsky.social and Dayvid Figler
The state COULD have fined the company more than $3M...
BUT
Regulators are only seeking a penalty of $242,800.
By @anjeanette-damon.bsky.social and Dayvid Figler
Elon Musk’s Boring Co. Accused of Nearly 800 Environmental Violations on Las Vegas Project
Nevada could’ve fined the company more than $3 million, but regulators are seeking a reduced penalty of $242,800, citing an “extraordinary number of violations.”
www.propublica.org
October 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Elon Musk’s Boring Co. has been accused of nearly 800 environmental violations in Las Vegas
The state COULD have fined the company more than $3M...
BUT
Regulators are only seeking a penalty of $242,800.
By @anjeanette-damon.bsky.social and Dayvid Figler
The state COULD have fined the company more than $3M...
BUT
Regulators are only seeking a penalty of $242,800.
By @anjeanette-damon.bsky.social and Dayvid Figler
Reposted by Michael F. Assbender
Breaking: President Trump says much of the damage throughout Portland has been caused by Godzilla, tactical nuclear strike may be necessary.
October 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Breaking: President Trump says much of the damage throughout Portland has been caused by Godzilla, tactical nuclear strike may be necessary.
Reposted by Michael F. Assbender
Don't feel stupid, but also, if someone helpfully tells you "that's fake," the correct response is "oh shit, let me delete this" not doubling down and disabling comments.
Don’t feel stupid if you fell for fake video. It can be really hard to tell these days. But we do have to try and be careful with what we share because there’s so much AI video out there.
It’s just the world we live in now.
It’s just the world we live in now.
October 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Don't feel stupid, but also, if someone helpfully tells you "that's fake," the correct response is "oh shit, let me delete this" not doubling down and disabling comments.
Reposted by Michael F. Assbender
The sickness of this regime accusing anyone of antisemitism while shoveling billions to ELON MUSK, the greatest popularizer of Nazism since Hitler, is a failure of sense, dignity and everything that should make us human.
X is doing nothing about antisemitic abuse & hatred in the last week. (It is a breach of its legal duties to fail to offer an equal service to those with a protected characteristic, if the regulators want to do their job of keeping it within the law)
www.thejc.com/news/uk/excl...
www.thejc.com/news/uk/excl...
EXCLUSIVE: Study reveals flood of blood-curdling Jew-hate following Manchester attack - The Jewish Chronicle
The Centre for Countering Digital Hate analysed social media posts following last week’s atrocity
www.thejc.com
October 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
The sickness of this regime accusing anyone of antisemitism while shoveling billions to ELON MUSK, the greatest popularizer of Nazism since Hitler, is a failure of sense, dignity and everything that should make us human.
Reposted by Michael F. Assbender
After Careful Thought, Teen Applies To College Where Family Donated Building https://theonion.com/after-careful-thought-teen-applies-to-college-where-fa-1819577078/
October 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
After Careful Thought, Teen Applies To College Where Family Donated Building https://theonion.com/after-careful-thought-teen-applies-to-college-where-fa-1819577078/
Reposted by Michael F. Assbender
Reposted by Michael F. Assbender
NEW: We now know what Bove lied to Congress about according to the 3rd whistleblower. He lied when he said he didn’t offer promotions for DoJ lawyers who helped him dismiss the Eric Adams case and consequences for those who didn’t. There is audio evidence. Gift link: wapo.st/4fdVVmX
Bove misled lawmakers about his actions in NYC mayor case, evidence suggests
The details from a whistleblower complaint emerged hours before a final vote on Bove’s nomination to a federal judgeship.
wapo.st
July 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
NEW: We now know what Bove lied to Congress about according to the 3rd whistleblower. He lied when he said he didn’t offer promotions for DoJ lawyers who helped him dismiss the Eric Adams case and consequences for those who didn’t. There is audio evidence. Gift link: wapo.st/4fdVVmX
Reposted by Michael F. Assbender
Emil Bove's confirmation was only possible because Democrats caved to a vile right-wing smear campaign of Adeel Mangi, who would have been the first Muslim appeals court judge, when Biden nominated him for the same seat last year. Absolutely disgraceful. Bove's confirmation is on them, too.
The Cowardice of Senate Democrats Made Emil Bove’s Confirmation Possible
Senate Democrats could have confirmed Biden nominee Adeel Mangi to the Third Circuit last year. They caved to a disgraceful right-wing smear campaign instead.
ballsandstrikes.org
July 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Emil Bove's confirmation was only possible because Democrats caved to a vile right-wing smear campaign of Adeel Mangi, who would have been the first Muslim appeals court judge, when Biden nominated him for the same seat last year. Absolutely disgraceful. Bove's confirmation is on them, too.
Reposted by Michael F. Assbender
Let's not forget that this seat was vacant because Islamaphobic Democrats wouldn't let Biden's appointee be confirmed. And Schumer let the clock run out.
Bove himself is a literal criminal. A man whose short time in the public eye is defined by his open contempt for the law and those responsible for enforcing it. And the only reason he was nominated is because of his slavish devotion to the president’s most lawless impulses.
July 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Let's not forget that this seat was vacant because Islamaphobic Democrats wouldn't let Biden's appointee be confirmed. And Schumer let the clock run out.
Reposted by Michael F. Assbender
Reposted by Michael F. Assbender
Results show a 2.04% decline in riting skills.
Reading has declined too, with many children now unable to maintain the necessary concentration to read to the end of a
theshovel.com.au/2023/08/23/n...
Reading has declined too, with many children now unable to maintain the necessary concentration to read to the end of a
theshovel.com.au/2023/08/23/n...
NAPLAN Results Could Be Gooder, Government Concedes — The Shovel
Reading has declined, with many children now unable to maintain the necessary concentration to read to the end of a
theshovel.com.au
July 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Results show a 2.04% decline in riting skills.
Reading has declined too, with many children now unable to maintain the necessary concentration to read to the end of a
theshovel.com.au/2023/08/23/n...
Reading has declined too, with many children now unable to maintain the necessary concentration to read to the end of a
theshovel.com.au/2023/08/23/n...