Coaltownkdl
@coaltownkdl.bsky.social
Humanist, but dogs are the best people.
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Zuck decided I needed to see a Libertarian page's post and like.... my dude proudly declared that he's a stubborn man-child who throws tantrums over eating vegetables (and can't land a steady date and it's Greta Thunberg's fault).
This has got to be the most Libertarian thing that I ever did see.
This has got to be the most Libertarian thing that I ever did see.
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Zuck decided I needed to see a Libertarian page's post and like.... my dude proudly declared that he's a stubborn man-child who throws tantrums over eating vegetables (and can't land a steady date and it's Greta Thunberg's fault).
This has got to be the most Libertarian thing that I ever did see.
This has got to be the most Libertarian thing that I ever did see.
Just going to share these screenshots I saved that DNC vice chair Shasti had even in 2019, and when I warned her again about the founder and leader of an organization of people who don't deserve constitutional protections.
They don't just CAIR. They don't give a shit
They don't just CAIR. They don't give a shit
November 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Just going to share these screenshots I saved that DNC vice chair Shasti had even in 2019, and when I warned her again about the founder and leader of an organization of people who don't deserve constitutional protections.
They don't just CAIR. They don't give a shit
They don't just CAIR. They don't give a shit
Hey @ WashDems, why are we focusing on Chicago when we have people in Washington, including the husband of a former congressional candidate (and veteran and amputee from his time in service), in ICE custody?
Is it because that candidate challenged your Palantir-funded booty call Adam Smith?
Is it because that candidate challenged your Palantir-funded booty call Adam Smith?
November 15, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Hey @ WashDems, why are we focusing on Chicago when we have people in Washington, including the husband of a former congressional candidate (and veteran and amputee from his time in service), in ICE custody?
Is it because that candidate challenged your Palantir-funded booty call Adam Smith?
Is it because that candidate challenged your Palantir-funded booty call Adam Smith?
If anyone is going to make a drinking game out of every time these broadcasters say "historic winner-take-all" I would advise not doing that
October 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
If anyone is going to make a drinking game out of every time these broadcasters say "historic winner-take-all" I would advise not doing that
@daveupthegrovecpl.bsky.social Could your office kindly stop whatever the hell this is that JP Morgan is doing when they cosplay a Parks Pass and charging people to visit a "tree farm"
Give this land back to the tribes, this is insidious this firm is in the recreational pass business
Give this land back to the tribes, this is insidious this firm is in the recreational pass business
September 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
@daveupthegrovecpl.bsky.social Could your office kindly stop whatever the hell this is that JP Morgan is doing when they cosplay a Parks Pass and charging people to visit a "tree farm"
Give this land back to the tribes, this is insidious this firm is in the recreational pass business
Give this land back to the tribes, this is insidious this firm is in the recreational pass business
I have questions, Benton County. Starting with a very literal "what the fuck"
August 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I have questions, Benton County. Starting with a very literal "what the fuck"
Legacy media is completely burying multiple plots on the new AI executive order
1. Nvidia is welcoming this policy
2. Nvidia is now the most popular stock being traded in Congress (but yay it's a bipartisan! S/ 🫠)
3. Wtf his this unhinged shit. Vikings just spring out of holes in the ground, duh
1. Nvidia is welcoming this policy
2. Nvidia is now the most popular stock being traded in Congress (but yay it's a bipartisan! S/ 🫠)
3. Wtf his this unhinged shit. Vikings just spring out of holes in the ground, duh
July 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Legacy media is completely burying multiple plots on the new AI executive order
1. Nvidia is welcoming this policy
2. Nvidia is now the most popular stock being traded in Congress (but yay it's a bipartisan! S/ 🫠)
3. Wtf his this unhinged shit. Vikings just spring out of holes in the ground, duh
1. Nvidia is welcoming this policy
2. Nvidia is now the most popular stock being traded in Congress (but yay it's a bipartisan! S/ 🫠)
3. Wtf his this unhinged shit. Vikings just spring out of holes in the ground, duh
First, it was napkins.
Then it was Applebee's and cruises.
Now it's eugenics.
Good job, fellow Millenials.
#laughcryemoji
Then it was Applebee's and cruises.
Now it's eugenics.
Good job, fellow Millenials.
#laughcryemoji
July 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
First, it was napkins.
Then it was Applebee's and cruises.
Now it's eugenics.
Good job, fellow Millenials.
#laughcryemoji
Then it was Applebee's and cruises.
Now it's eugenics.
Good job, fellow Millenials.
#laughcryemoji
You say goodbye,
I say Hello,
I say Hello,
July 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
You say goodbye,
I say Hello,
I say Hello,
PS, it always bears repeating that he isn't just Rep. Dufault: he's the Good Member™️ Dufault, and as he's mentioned a bit in other floor speeches, he's also deeply worried about the innocence of children.
April 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
PS, it always bears repeating that he isn't just Rep. Dufault: he's the Good Member™️ Dufault, and as he's mentioned a bit in other floor speeches, he's also deeply worried about the innocence of children.
She rules by Divine Right.
April 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
She rules by Divine Right.
Fun fact but my Emotional Support Mayor's full name is Aberdeen and she will indeed claim to own wherever she parks said rear.
April 12, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Fun fact but my Emotional Support Mayor's full name is Aberdeen and she will indeed claim to own wherever she parks said rear.
TVW is still on and ngl it's very funny for someone (Caldier) to be wearing sunglasses while speaking on the floor about The Drugs™️
April 12, 2025 at 5:34 AM
TVW is still on and ngl it's very funny for someone (Caldier) to be wearing sunglasses while speaking on the floor about The Drugs™️
#civ7 is rad because the year is 1877 and you, as Jose Rizal but American, and previously as two other lands colonized by Spain - the Inca and the Maya - decide to be fake besties with Isabella of Spain only to pwn her at colonialism, converting people, and a trade empire
In essence, Jose #RIZZal 🇵🇭
In essence, Jose #RIZZal 🇵🇭
March 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Why is my used 2017 EV Kia (that was under 10k bc it was what I could afford with financing) paying for Teslas like what 2/3 of my wealthy legislators ffs #waleg jfc
Just tax the rich already omg
I can't tell fellow peasants to buy electric anything, js
Just tax the rich already omg
I can't tell fellow peasants to buy electric anything, js
March 26, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Why is my used 2017 EV Kia (that was under 10k bc it was what I could afford with financing) paying for Teslas like what 2/3 of my wealthy legislators ffs #waleg jfc
Just tax the rich already omg
I can't tell fellow peasants to buy electric anything, js
Just tax the rich already omg
I can't tell fellow peasants to buy electric anything, js
When I was applying to Pacific Lutheran University - now on the WH naughty list - they asked Mary Oliver's question "What will you do with your one wild and precious life?"
After all these years, I have an answer befitting of my Alma Mater.
After all these years, I have an answer befitting of my Alma Mater.
March 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
When I was applying to Pacific Lutheran University - now on the WH naughty list - they asked Mary Oliver's question "What will you do with your one wild and precious life?"
After all these years, I have an answer befitting of my Alma Mater.
After all these years, I have an answer befitting of my Alma Mater.
The perfect algorithm doesn't exi-
March 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The perfect algorithm doesn't exi-
Signed up to testify for adding clergy as mandated reporting with *no loophole* for coverup for child abuse. LFG!
(PS Senator Frame, speaking to SB 5375, always has more of a spine than pretty much any member of Congress)
(PS Senator Frame, speaking to SB 5375, always has more of a spine than pretty much any member of Congress)
March 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Signed up to testify for adding clergy as mandated reporting with *no loophole* for coverup for child abuse. LFG!
(PS Senator Frame, speaking to SB 5375, always has more of a spine than pretty much any member of Congress)
(PS Senator Frame, speaking to SB 5375, always has more of a spine than pretty much any member of Congress)
Apparently this is what's gone up in London's transit systems :)
March 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Apparently this is what's gone up in London's transit systems :)
Dang autocorrect, I was supposed to say "fuckers"
Like this penant I proudly display at the entrance to our kitchen:
Like this penant I proudly display at the entrance to our kitchen:
March 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Dang autocorrect, I was supposed to say "fuckers"
Like this penant I proudly display at the entrance to our kitchen:
Like this penant I proudly display at the entrance to our kitchen:
My spouse excitedly let me know that our insurance is giving him permission to breathe for a few more months
MURRCUH 🦅🦅🦅
GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!1
GOBBLESS!1
MURRCUH 🦅🦅🦅
GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!1
GOBBLESS!1
March 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
My spouse excitedly let me know that our insurance is giving him permission to breathe for a few more months
MURRCUH 🦅🦅🦅
GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!1
GOBBLESS!1
MURRCUH 🦅🦅🦅
GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!1
GOBBLESS!1
From another platform's Star Trek Shitposting and it's just my favorite
March 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
From another platform's Star Trek Shitposting and it's just my favorite
WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE STONKS
February 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE STONKS
Right after I essentially say how unsafe that conversation in Maple Valley laughing at running over women.
Maple Valley: "best I can do is get you tased for funsies🥴"
Also: city property taxes are high *because of cop budgets.* For example it's essentially 40% of Black Diamond's general budget.
Maple Valley: "best I can do is get you tased for funsies🥴"
Also: city property taxes are high *because of cop budgets.* For example it's essentially 40% of Black Diamond's general budget.
February 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Right after I essentially say how unsafe that conversation in Maple Valley laughing at running over women.
Maple Valley: "best I can do is get you tased for funsies🥴"
Also: city property taxes are high *because of cop budgets.* For example it's essentially 40% of Black Diamond's general budget.
Maple Valley: "best I can do is get you tased for funsies🥴"
Also: city property taxes are high *because of cop budgets.* For example it's essentially 40% of Black Diamond's general budget.