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Benjamin Tomes
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Repurposed educator, retired MMA fighter/coach, author of Confessions of the Unmedicated Mind series and White Shadow Revealed screenplay.
I agree, he shouldn’t be involved but do have a serious question. Say #Ketamelon came out and admitted he used his tech to manipulate the election, how would that play out? In the ass-backwards current state of affairs, what would happen?
There is not one single person who wants Elon Musk as the new face of ANY resistance.

Laughing at the MAGAts eating themselves is not the same as wanting one of them to be "the face of the resistance".

Media carrying so much water for Musk with this headline.

www.nysun.com/article/demo...
Democrats Revel in Elon Musk’s Betrayal Over the Budget Bill, Hoping To Use Him as the New Face of the Resistance
The opposition party’s leadership in Congress isn’t hiding their excitement that the former presidential advisor is now on their side.
www.nysun.com
June 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This is aging better than expected and faster than I anticipated.
He’s going to have to turn on him for his own poll numbers. He’s also going to need a fall guy, and #Ketamelon is perfect. All hinges on how bad the #GOP keeps growing to hate the fat beta nerd.
June 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
We’re #devolving.
Remember when this pic of Elián González was a national scandal instead of a daily occurrence?
June 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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just two old fashioned dudes drinking cum shooters in the white house
June 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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May 30, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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From The Archives: I Don’t Vaccinate My Child Because It’s My Right To Decide What Eliminated Diseases Come Roaring Back theonion.com/i-don-t...
May 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Unfortunately, this is the only way to reach them. That is something they understand and fits their own like of reasoning. Gotta pop ‘em like zits.
a proper way to deal with Nazis at the punk show, from Punk Rock Bowling in Las Vegas this weekend
May 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
He’s arguably the most hated man in the country. When you are too hard to like for #Magats that vote the same way he does, you’re pretty fucking unlikeable. Sadder yet are the sycophantic imbeciles in this fucking state that rode on his tiny nuts to put him in power.
LMAO Ron DeSantis showed up at #SNME in Tampa and got the shit booed out of him
May 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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If a foreign adversary snuck into our Federal budget and cut science research and education the way we’re cutting it ourselves — strategically undermining America’s long-term health, wealth, and security — we would likely consider it an act of war.
May 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Here y’go, fellow #Floridians. Wanna know what rich folks living on the water and poorest of podunk #Florida have in common other than the felon they voted for? They’ll both be hit harder from #FEMA cuts. It’ll hurt us all, but they’re playing the #FAFO long game. Libs best be ready to be owned.
May 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Rock Creek now testing positive for RFK Jr. particles. CDC advising residents to boil the entire watershed.
May 14, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Ever scan your spouse with a plant identification app? If not, you totally should. Mine’s a coontie. How’d they know? At least she’s in good health.
May 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Until he calls out #MAGA for bullshit and condemns them for it, none of it matters. I divorced a diehard #Catholic fam. Y’wanna make their lil’ religion addled brains scramble, that’s the way. Make them choose. Their existence implodes if forced to choose between the Pope and the ginger devil.
MAGA CULT HEATHENS >>> WILL START HATING THE NEW POPE IN... 1... 2... 3... NEW YORK POST: New Pope Leo XIV spent years retweeting criticism of Trump policies

WASHINGTON — #PopeLeo XIV spent years amplifying criticism of President #Trump policies on #socialMedia....

nypost.com/2025/05/08/u...
New Pope Leo XIV spent years retweeting criticism of Trump policies
WASHINGTON —Newly elected Pope Leo XIV spent years amplifying criticism of President Trump’s policies on social media — with the Catholic Church’s first American leader taking part…
nypost.com
May 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This is how you fight #fascism. Exposure scares them. Real easy to violate the #constitution in the same #mask they refused to wear during a #pandemic. Their actual religion is Holy Shit #American Hypocrisy.
the single most insane person in Congress should threaten to read every ICE agent's home address into the Congressional Record the moment they get their hands on them
May 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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The U.S.A. is becoming the laughing stock of the free world - We Ban Books, Close Libraries, Delete History, Deport Immigrants, Cancel Medical and Food Assistance, Close Down Medical Research, Close Down Research, Sue The Free Press; and Now We Nominate a NONPHYSICIAN To Be the Surgeon General!
May 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
One of his very last projects was to produce the upcoming new #Toadies album. Can’t wait to hear what he did with them.
May 8, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Can anyone explain Nancy Mace’s pee pee fetish? Don’t tell me there’s a tape floating around of her in a golden shower.
some people go on vacations to sightsee and go on beautiful hikes but nancy mace flies around the country looking at bathrooms
May 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Whatever leader calls out his blatant #dementia and disrespect and departs the room will entrench themselves into legendary status in their respective countries. If someone wants to elevate their brand on a #global scale, that’s the way to do it.
This part just sends me:
“Someone just drew a line…..I’m a very artistic person.” Just the insult of talking about another country’s borders and physical integrity this way with the PM sitting right there trying not to leap out of his chair. It’s just indecent.
May 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
He makes the bog-haunt of Ann Coulter look like a Scooby Doo episode.
This one made me giggle cause it’s probably true! 😂
May 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
If Trump is citing a #wartime law to do this, can he be charged with war crimes by the #ICC?
Hey, is life imprisonment with no chance of parole a normal sentence for crossing the border illegally or
Pam Bondi: "We're gonna lock them up forever, and if not we're gonna send them back to El Salvador. And they need to be in a horrible prison where they're never gonna get out."
May 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I don’t think there is a single profession littered with more useless human trash than #divorce attorneys. Can there be any redeeming qualities from folks that willingly opt for work that lines pockets with lives mired in human misery?
May 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Downtown #WPB never disappoints, especially during the 561 music festival. Great way to make the most of losing SunFest.
May 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Imagine the biggest problem in your life being about which bathroom a total stranger uses.

Imagine pretending random people you'll never meet are somehow victimizing you with their existence.

Imagine being that hard up for troubles that you have to invent them just so you can play the victim.
April 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Unfortunately, this is one of the few ways to cut through the collective narcissism that the #Russians and #GOP have tapped into and exploited. It’s not that they don’t see it. They do, but are to arrogant to admit how wrong they were.
April 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
That’s some real Alpha behavior right there…installing a makeup studio in a tough guy warehouse. MAGATS sure love men in makeup. Maybe its porn to them, maybe its Maybelline.
Pete Hegseth just ordered the installation of a makeup studio at the Pentagon for him to prepare for his television appearances, which will cost thousands of taxpayer dollars to build.
Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has not given any press briefings in the briefing room but has used the room as a backdrop for TV hits with Fox News.
www.cbsnews.com
April 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM