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julia 🦆
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software engineer and garden salsa sunchip enjoyer. i leave no bird unwatched
i am BEGGING people to stop putting the shell prompt in the markdown code block that you want me to copy
December 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
this is so me
Dad Calling    Just To Say He Loves King Crimson https://theonion.com/dad-calling-just-to-say-he-loves-king-crimson/
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
not beating the dumb blonde allegations at the best buy after asking for the 258 gb pixel
November 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
unfortunately having a week where my vc funded millennial slop bowls are the only thing keeping me alive
October 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
smh we got ai girlfriend before being able to send smells over the internet
September 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
spotted in howth, ireland. should i ask them about parquet
August 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
omg it's the first day of deceptive fall in dc
August 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
second day of grad school and learning that instruction pipelining is basically factorio
August 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
why does benson boone SCREAM like that. god it pisses me off
August 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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August 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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It's called [moving hands around] Stagflation. Ok? When I heard that I said wow, what a word. You have stag and flation and they're coming together like you've never seen. But we'll be eating beautiful toothpaste sandwiches and our teeth will be stronger than perhaps ever before
August 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
the reason async arguments don't work is because you can't mutter "oh brother here we go again" in the middle of someone's argument. you have no choice but to let them finish their thought unopposed. in real life that can weaken your opponent immeasurably
August 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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"If our ancestors had the Rust attitude humanity would've gone extinct millennia ago."
July 31, 2025 at 12:04 PM
the devil works hard but his advocates work harder
July 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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if you don't get on board with AI you're going to be left behind when everyone else kills themselves because the new chatGPT release started including Kill Yourself as a step in all recipes and instructions
July 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
people who don't set timers for their laundry are menaces to society
July 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
ok so it turns out that the strategy for finally learning vim motions is to take a three and a half hour flight w no wifi
July 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
why i am seeing so many waymos with drivers in them. what's the point
July 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
i wish notion had infinite heading levels. seriously what am i supposed to do with only h1, h2, and h3
July 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
idk if this is a hot take but i think that it's cheating when they use properties of the google maps car in geoguessr. like stop zooming in on that antenna bro look at THOSE TREES
July 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
i really do not like the smiths generally but a rush and a push to the land makes me feel like I’m a little puppet in a vaudeville. in a good way
July 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Zohran mamdani you have 48 hours to release how fast you ran the mile in 7th grade or the New York Times will publish without comment
July 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
i saw f1 today and it was both the worst and best movie I've ever seen
July 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
i have to confess that i thought fiddlehead ferns were a made-up stardew valley plant. when i saw one for real i nearly lost my mind
July 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
i can't stop looking at this tomato i just plucked from our tomato plant. she's beautiful
July 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM