Ben
@cmnatic.co.uk
25, Cybersecurity Msc | I work in blue & red cybersecurity | 🏳️🌈 🐶🇸🇪 🚑 | ISFJ-T | Rally, plane/train/car sim nerd & bedroom DJ & Motorbikes
Newly the West Mids, formerly London
cmnatic.co.uk
Newly the West Mids, formerly London
cmnatic.co.uk
I will have spent a total of 6 days in my house this entire month like brug
the entirety of august has (not being hyperbolic) literally nonestop. The entire month.
I need a week of absolute fuck all, talking to no person IRL and off my feet
I need a week of absolute fuck all, talking to no person IRL and off my feet
August 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I will have spent a total of 6 days in my house this entire month like brug
the entirety of august has (not being hyperbolic) literally nonestop. The entire month.
I need a week of absolute fuck all, talking to no person IRL and off my feet
I need a week of absolute fuck all, talking to no person IRL and off my feet
August 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
the entirety of august has (not being hyperbolic) literally nonestop. The entire month.
I need a week of absolute fuck all, talking to no person IRL and off my feet
I need a week of absolute fuck all, talking to no person IRL and off my feet
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Sun Thought Pasty Fuck Learned His Lesson Last Summer
theonion.com/sun-tho...
theonion.com/sun-tho...
July 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Sun Thought Pasty Fuck Learned His Lesson Last Summer
theonion.com/sun-tho...
theonion.com/sun-tho...
clocking in
(having my daily observation of the airspace on ADS-B Exchange)
(having my daily observation of the airspace on ADS-B Exchange)
May 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
clocking in
(having my daily observation of the airspace on ADS-B Exchange)
(having my daily observation of the airspace on ADS-B Exchange)
Hoping to pick this up on the 6th of June 😁
Currently stuck in paper and inspection hell
Fingers crossed back on the roads again soon 🤞🏼
Currently stuck in paper and inspection hell
Fingers crossed back on the roads again soon 🤞🏼
May 25, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Hoping to pick this up on the 6th of June 😁
Currently stuck in paper and inspection hell
Fingers crossed back on the roads again soon 🤞🏼
Currently stuck in paper and inspection hell
Fingers crossed back on the roads again soon 🤞🏼
People out here thinking they’re Tony the Tiger
When they ain’t even Jack the Rabbit
When they ain’t even Jack the Rabbit
May 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
People out here thinking they’re Tony the Tiger
When they ain’t even Jack the Rabbit
When they ain’t even Jack the Rabbit
i just know a 300g pot of coleslaw hates to see me coming
May 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
i just know a 300g pot of coleslaw hates to see me coming
the situation type deals are definitely situational types of deals
May 7, 2025 at 10:26 AM
the situation type deals are definitely situational types of deals
I’m not saying the existence of “truly iconic”can be defined but a class 390 pendolino when it’s tilting would be a likely candidate
April 14, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I’m not saying the existence of “truly iconic”can be defined but a class 390 pendolino when it’s tilting would be a likely candidate
Leveraging physics in ways CERN don't even know exist in order to pull the window blind across the room while maintaining 4 points of contact with my bed for the afternoon nap
April 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Leveraging physics in ways CERN don't even know exist in order to pull the window blind across the room while maintaining 4 points of contact with my bed for the afternoon nap
kinda been back on my league of legends bs and it hurts to report
March 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
kinda been back on my league of legends bs and it hurts to report
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the Giant Rice Krispie Treat could fix me
March 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
the Giant Rice Krispie Treat could fix me
the purpose of adulthood is that one slice of toast at 8pm
February 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
the purpose of adulthood is that one slice of toast at 8pm
snowrunner I love it but I hate it but I love it so much but also hate it so much fuck snowrunner but also thankyou snowrunner
February 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
snowrunner I love it but I hate it but I love it so much but also hate it so much fuck snowrunner but also thankyou snowrunner
my first boy valentine tomorrow (girl) and my first valentine in 4 years :333333333
February 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
my first boy valentine tomorrow (girl) and my first valentine in 4 years :333333333
Why are GitHub actions made like that
Like why
Like why
February 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Why are GitHub actions made like that
Like why
Like why
I have decided that I’ve had enough of January now, so it must now be February but ideally March
January 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I have decided that I’ve had enough of January now, so it must now be February but ideally March
I went to the Gleep factory and they said you were their top of the line product
January 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I went to the Gleep factory and they said you were their top of the line product
My body is a machine that turns unsolved captchas into solved captchas
January 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
My body is a machine that turns unsolved captchas into solved captchas
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A knife that's just been used to slice bread can go back in the drawer. Bread doesn't count.
January 8, 2025 at 11:27 AM
A knife that's just been used to slice bread can go back in the drawer. Bread doesn't count.
Alexander Rybak was my gay awakening
December 31, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Alexander Rybak was my gay awakening