Cece the Clumsy Librarian
@clumsylibrarian.bsky.social
Just your local, clumsy librarian.
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And just so we are crystal clear on where i stand:
Science is real. Black lives matter. Free Palestine. Read banned books. Love is love. No human is illegal. Every person has the right to bodily autonomy no matter how they identify. Your religion does not dictate my life.
Science is real. Black lives matter. Free Palestine. Read banned books. Love is love. No human is illegal. Every person has the right to bodily autonomy no matter how they identify. Your religion does not dictate my life.
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This is so damn scary. The book claimed that Jeffrey Epstein was the one who introduced Donald and Melania. Now the CEO of Harper UK is out.
In other news Charlie Redmayne, the long serving CEO of HC in the UK, resigned yesterday.
October 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM
This is so damn scary. The book claimed that Jeffrey Epstein was the one who introduced Donald and Melania. Now the CEO of Harper UK is out.
I came back to bluesky to see if @2xaught7.ing has rated the home plate ump’s hair on the Verducci scale.
October 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I came back to bluesky to see if @2xaught7.ing has rated the home plate ump’s hair on the Verducci scale.
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Here’s a sentence that has probably never been written.
“Mickey Mantle had a bit of a dumper.”
“Mickey Mantle had a bit of a dumper.”
September 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Here’s a sentence that has probably never been written.
“Mickey Mantle had a bit of a dumper.”
“Mickey Mantle had a bit of a dumper.”
When the federal govt does more to protect the image of another mediocre white man grifting on someone else's fame than they ever did for the children killed in Uvalde. Burn it all down.
September 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
When the federal govt does more to protect the image of another mediocre white man grifting on someone else's fame than they ever did for the children killed in Uvalde. Burn it all down.
Any way. I fought my brain gremlins and won. Visited my pals at the library and had a lovely time catching up. I'm excited to get back to volunteering. One day a week. That's it, Bluesky. No matter what I say, just one day a week.
September 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Any way. I fought my brain gremlins and won. Visited my pals at the library and had a lovely time catching up. I'm excited to get back to volunteering. One day a week. That's it, Bluesky. No matter what I say, just one day a week.
I can't spend a lot of time on the internet because my jaw can only drop so far before it dislocates.
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I can't spend a lot of time on the internet because my jaw can only drop so far before it dislocates.
Assignment requires us to check the twitter replies on a post and a lot of us in the class don't have twitter or deleted our accounts. Heh.
September 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Assignment requires us to check the twitter replies on a post and a lot of us in the class don't have twitter or deleted our accounts. Heh.
“Dont forget! Rand Paul is a bad person!” No shit. Let us enjoy watching them turn on one another for half a second.
September 7, 2025 at 10:33 AM
“Dont forget! Rand Paul is a bad person!” No shit. Let us enjoy watching them turn on one another for half a second.
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Doesn’t hurt to try.
September 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Doesn’t hurt to try.
We’re one executive order from making it illegal to talk poorly of him.
September 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
We’re one executive order from making it illegal to talk poorly of him.
I miss my mom.
September 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I miss my mom.
To be fair, Mississippi is angry with Wicker, too.
U.S. Sen. Roger Wicker of Mississippi visited Taiwan, drawing criticism from China, which claims the island as its own and objects to any contact between officials of the two sides.
China claims the visit "undermines China's sovereignty and territorial integrity."
China claims the visit "undermines China's sovereignty and territorial integrity."
US Sen. Roger Wicker Visits Taiwan, Angering China
U.S. Sen. Roger Wicker of Mississippi visited Taiwan, drawing criticism from China, which claims the island as its own.
buff.ly
September 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
To be fair, Mississippi is angry with Wicker, too.
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I feel like Janeen in Ghostbusters. We got one! Somebody bought the flag pack!
September 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I feel like Janeen in Ghostbusters. We got one! Somebody bought the flag pack!
I need this on shirt.
Reminder that America doesn’t have an illegal immigrant problem, it has a billionaire problem; our purchasing power has been destroyed by those at the top hoarding wealth.
For comparison, in order for us to have the same home-buying power that baby boomers did, minimum wage would have to be $70/hr
For comparison, in order for us to have the same home-buying power that baby boomers did, minimum wage would have to be $70/hr
September 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I need this on shirt.
Wow. How fortuitous.
We’re all invited to the first baptist church after the game and tomorrow morning. I hate it here.
We’re all invited to the first baptist church after the game and tomorrow morning. I hate it here.
First down sponsorships at the high school football game. Whatll they think of next.
September 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Wow. How fortuitous.
We’re all invited to the first baptist church after the game and tomorrow morning. I hate it here.
We’re all invited to the first baptist church after the game and tomorrow morning. I hate it here.
First down sponsorships at the high school football game. Whatll they think of next.
September 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
First down sponsorships at the high school football game. Whatll they think of next.
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I never want to hear outrage from the right about how sacred the “people’s house” is. Never again. I’ll punch them in their toothless mouths.
September 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I never want to hear outrage from the right about how sacred the “people’s house” is. Never again. I’ll punch them in their toothless mouths.
“The woke left ruined my sales/career.”— i love when b or c list actors or performers say this. Your movies and songs flop because you’re not talented. Why aren’t you angry w/ your fans for not showing better support, hmm?
September 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
“The woke left ruined my sales/career.”— i love when b or c list actors or performers say this. Your movies and songs flop because you’re not talented. Why aren’t you angry w/ your fans for not showing better support, hmm?
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We took the paywall down on this one. defector.com/how-the-fuck...
How Are You Supposed To Get The COVID Vaccine Now? An Explainer | Defector
As the muggy malaise of summer winds down, you might find yourself interested in taking advantage of one of several safe and proven vaccines to help protect you from the inevitable brumal surge of res...
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September 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
We took the paywall down on this one. defector.com/how-the-fuck...
I thought the Krassensteins were fictional characters from a book or something.
I thought the Krassensteins were one guy until like a year ago Christ
Now let’s put this awfulness behind us and look at a much funnier photo of him with the Krassenstiens
September 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I thought the Krassensteins were fictional characters from a book or something.
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I want us all, but men in particular, to really, really hear these words.
"I thought someone was going to kill me."
"I thought someone was going to kill me."
"I thought someone was going to kill me."
"I thought someone was going to kill me."
"I thought someone was going to kill me."
"I thought someone was going to kill me."
"I thought someone was going to kill me."
"I thought someone was going to kill me."
"I thought someone was going to kill me."
"I thought someone was going to kill me."
Why didn’t some of the Epstein survivors speak out earlier? “I thought someone was going to kill me,” one explained.
As another asked, “Why did the government work so hard to protect Jeffrey Epstein and not victims like me?”
As another asked, “Why did the government work so hard to protect Jeffrey Epstein and not victims like me?”
September 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I want us all, but men in particular, to really, really hear these words.
"I thought someone was going to kill me."
"I thought someone was going to kill me."
"I thought someone was going to kill me."
"I thought someone was going to kill me."
"I thought someone was going to kill me."
"I thought someone was going to kill me."
"I thought someone was going to kill me."
"I thought someone was going to kill me."
"I thought someone was going to kill me."
"I thought someone was going to kill me."
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Here’s a blue sky secret. I have a limited amount of my holiday flags ordered as GARDEN FLAGS. Printed on two sides. Sewn. The pumpkin, the turkey and the red Christmas STL City flags. There are 250 sets for this year. It’s a limited fall run and available online / pup-ups later this month.
September 3, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Here’s a blue sky secret. I have a limited amount of my holiday flags ordered as GARDEN FLAGS. Printed on two sides. Sewn. The pumpkin, the turkey and the red Christmas STL City flags. There are 250 sets for this year. It’s a limited fall run and available online / pup-ups later this month.
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The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.
September 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.
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I’m sick of racists being given shelter because they resent being called racist even though that’s exactly what they fucking are! Let’s stop sugar coating it. Pritzker is right! What color are the mayors of DC, Chicago, Dallas, and Los Angeles??? It’s not by accident.
Gov. Pritzker on Trump administration:
"They don't actually care if you're here and undocumented. They just care if your skin colour is a little off from theirs."
"They don't actually care if you're here and undocumented. They just care if your skin colour is a little off from theirs."
September 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I’m sick of racists being given shelter because they resent being called racist even though that’s exactly what they fucking are! Let’s stop sugar coating it. Pritzker is right! What color are the mayors of DC, Chicago, Dallas, and Los Angeles??? It’s not by accident.