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clumsyascetic.bsky.social
Laevus
@clumsyascetic.bsky.social
21 followers 22 following 76 posts
he/him | gemini gold blood | shut-in | 6 sweeps

https://clumsyascetic.straw.page

#parodystuck #RPaccount #fantroll
acc owner: @mimhead9.bsky.social
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thanks thanks O‿・
January 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
clumsyascetic.bsky.social
uh
i dont wanna wanna show show what what she sent sent
dear laevus, MERERY 12th epdridree you buelgemucnh if this arvies early thats ok because i want you to hae this IMMEDIATELY As sson AS Thai was a pain int he globes to get cyou because i grub fporofed eveyrthting in the hive You think your life is so hard You havnt faced SHIT Yyon dont know fcukign HARDSHIP I FUCKING HATE YOU i swirlde the scrwdriver in grub vomit bfeor i got this ready abotu your strut pod I hoep you get an finection somehow - atorva neuxys
December 25, 2024 at 10:32 AM
clumsyascetic.bsky.social
oh
wow wow
A bouquet of teal flowers in a orange box, with a yellow bow. Dear Salvat, Merry 12th pedigree. I thought I’d get ya somethin’, ‘cause from what ya’ve told me, it sounds like every second is a waking bad dream. I’ve never been good with letters. I’m keepin’ this short. I just want ya to know that yer a good guy and ya deserve somethin’ nice. Thought I’d be honest, though. These were originally for somebody else, but I think ya deserve them more. Ya can prolly tell who for, but they’re yers now. Hope you like ‘em. - Hephon Cident PS. Don’t let Foxtrot near ‘em. I think they might be poisonous. Sorry.
December 25, 2024 at 10:31 AM
clumsyascetic.bsky.social
oh
he didnt even even send send a note
just just a vape
December 25, 2024 at 10:29 AM
clumsyascetic.bsky.social
-- geeksTheory [GT] began trolling clumsyAscetic [CA] at 12:22 – GT: get better soon! :( -- geeksTheory [GT] ceased trolling clumsyAscetic [CA] at 12:22 – -- gG [GG] began trolling clumsyAscetic [CA] at 12:22 – GG: break your pan next time -- gG [GG] ceased trolling clumsyAscetic [CA] at 12:22 --
December 21, 2024 at 4:06 PM
clumsyascetic.bsky.social
woops woops
-- auroranCulture [AC] began trolling clumsyAscetic [CA] at 11:34 -- [AC]: Come on Laevus, don’t post my messages. >< -- auroranCulture [AC] ceased trolling clumsyAscetic [CA] at 11:34 --
December 17, 2024 at 6:57 PM
clumsyascetic.bsky.social
goosky haha haha
-- auroranCulture [AC] began trolling clumsyAscetic [CA] at 11:11 -- [AC]: H1 Laevus!1 ^^ [AC]: 1 heard you s1gned up to someth1ng. ^^ [CA]: oh [CA]: yeah yeah [CA]: its nothing special [AC]: What was 1t called? >< [AC]: Goosky? Sounds k1nda fuck1ng stup1d. Lol!1 ^^ [CA]: haha yeah yeah [CA]: no no [CA]: uh [CA]: i mean mean no no its called something else else [AC]: ... >> [AC]: 1t’s called...? ><’ [CA]: bluesky [CA]: its nice nice [AC]: Why not just use ch1ttr? ^^ [CA]: this this just just seems better. [AC]: Oh. >> [AC]: Alr1ght!1 Lol. ^^ [CA]: its kinda fun fun on here here [AC]: Okay. ^^ [CA]: everyone is cool cool [AC]: Okay. ><’ [CA]: i keep keep finding finding pictures of barkbeasts [CA]: and meowbeasts [CA]: i like like that [AC]: Laevus. >< [AC]: 1s th1s all that you have go1ng on? >< [CA]: um [AC]: Can you talk about someth1ng else? >< [CA]: i mean mean you started it [AC]: Well 1 wanna move on. >< [AC]: 1 don’t wanna talk about someone mak1ng an account on a webs1te 1 don’t know. >< [AC]: How 1s Foxtrot? ^^ [CA]: shes good good [CA]: shes not as affectionate though though [CA]: shes been been yapping at the window a lot lot though [CA]: i think think an olive blood got got culled outside the other other day [CA]: theres blood all all over over the window [AC]: Oh sh1t!1 >< [AC]: Was 1t Laxter? ^^ [CA]: no no [AC]: Oh. ><’ [CA]: i dont think think so [CA]: are are you two pitch or something [AC]: Come on!1 You don’t need to know that!1 //><// [AC]: Also, no. He’s just SUPER annoy1ng. ><’ [AC]: 1t’s platon1c. >< [AC]: Anyway, my rustglobes are com1ng 1n well!1 ^^ [AC]: The1r stalks are br1ght green!1 ^^ [AC]: L1ke, concern1ngly green. ^^’ [CA]: is that that good good [AC]: Yes!1 ^^ [CA]: oh wait wait [CA]: how how is asteri [AC]: Well. << [AC]: He’s okay. ^^ [AC]: He hasn’t v1s1ted me as often though. 1 th1nk he’s spend1ng more t1me with El1c1a. >< [CA]: is that that okay okay [AC]: 1 guess? He’s allowed to do what he wants. >>’ [AC]: 1 just don’t th1nk anyone 1s l1sten1ng to me about her!1 >< [CA]: i mean mean you kind kind of just just said said shes not a good good person [CA]: you dont really really have have any any proof to back back that up though [AC]: 1 have all the proof 1 need!1 >< [AC]: Ugh!1 1 don’t want to talk about th1s r1ght now. >< [CA]: do do you just just not like like her [CA]: sorry sorry [AC]: OF COURSE 1 DON’T L1KE HER!1 >< [AC]: YEAH, 1’M JUST SAY1NG SOMEONE 1S A MAN1PULAT1VE, TWO-S1DED BULGEPAN AND 1’M TOTALLY CH1LL W1TH 1T!1 >< [CA]: i said said im sorry sorry [CA]: and im not trying to imply anything either [CA]: just just so you know know [AC]: Yeah. Yeah. 1 get 1t. 1’m sorry. >>’ [AC]: 1 guess you’re k1nda r1ght. 1 just get an awful v1be around her. >> [AC]: 1’ve talked to her a couple of t1mes, but she just makes me feel l1ke 1’m burn1ng? L1ke, actually. >> [AC]: 1’m probably just...jealous. //><// [CA]: you should should just just take take some some time to get used to her [AC]: Gtg, 1 hear Aster1 call1ng!1 ^^ [AC]: F1nally, 1 was wa1t1ng, l1ke, all week!1 Ser1ously, 1’ve heard noth1ng from h1m. ^^ -- auroranCulture [AC] ceased trolling clumsyAscetic [CA] at 11:30 – [CA]: but but i kinda kinda get get what what you mean meana [CA]: ok ok [CA]: bye bye
December 17, 2024 at 6:55 PM
clumsyascetic.bsky.social
i feel feel like like i dont really really get get her
-- treacheryAffable [TA] began trolling clumsyAscetic [CA] at 10:10 -- [TA]: i saw wHat atOrva is sayiNg tO yOu!!! [TA]: are yOu OKay @:o(((((!?! [CA]: yeah yeah [CA]: i mean mean [CA]: i can can just just block her like like i normally do [CA]: haha [CA]: im just just not responding [TA]: laevy, lOOK!!! [TA]: yOu really dONt deserve tHis Kind Of treatmeNt!!! [TA]: i KNOw sHe Has a giaNt pitcH crusH ON yOu but tHis is tOO far!!! [TA]: dO yOu Need me tO...!?! [TA]: yOu KNOw!!! [CA]: i mean mean [CA]: intervening would would just just make make her think think that that we are are a thing thing [CA]: because you would would be austispicising [CA]: and i dont feel feel that way way for her [TA]: BUT I CoULD hELP YoU!!! [TA]: i feel liKe yOu areNt HeariNg me Out @:o( [TA]: please listeN tO me, it dOesN’t eveN Have tO be liKe tHat!!! [TA]: im really gOOd frieNds witH Her!!! [CA]: i know know but [CA]: im already already kinda kinda uncomfortable [CA]: with with this [CA]: sorry sorry [TA]: OH...!!! [TA]: </3 [CA]: i mean mean if you dont mean mean it like like that its fine fine -- treacheryAffable [TA] ceased trolling clumsyAscetic [CA] at 10:16 -- [CA]: but i just just dont want want someone to get get upset or hurt hurt [CA]: oh [CA]: i mean mean im not trying to sound sound upset at you but but did you just just come come here here to try try to get with with me [CA]: in a pale or flush way way [CA]: um [CA]: ok ok.
December 17, 2024 at 6:33 PM
clumsyascetic.bsky.social
i dont even even know know what what shes saying
Lots of 'HEY's followed by [GG]: "OH WOW this place is kinda fun fun fun" [GG]: That's you [GG]: you're just gonna leave it [GG]: you cant commit to ANYTHING [GG]: loser [GG]: loser [GG]: loserrrr [GG]: [Keyboard smashing] LOL [keyboard smashing] [GG]: what happened to [GG]: i'm gonna bring everyone down [GG]: huh [GG]: huh [GG]: being unlucky [GG]: bad lucky curse [GG]: or whatever [GG]: dont want a matesprit [GG]: dont want a kismesis [GG]: theyll just get hurt or some stupid, stupid hoofbeast shit ahah [GG]: emo ass [GG]: [Keyboard smashing] lol
December 15, 2024 at 9:18 PM
clumsyascetic.bsky.social
kinda kinda edgy
i like like it
December 15, 2024 at 9:04 PM
clumsyascetic.bsky.social
hi hi 👋👋👋
December 15, 2024 at 8:58 PM
clumsyascetic.bsky.social
oh wow wow
you made made her look look so silly silly Oᴗ<
December 15, 2024 at 8:57 PM
clumsyascetic.bsky.social
help help
Someone named "gG" spamming the word "HEY" in varying levels of misspelling.
December 15, 2024 at 8:25 PM
clumsyascetic.bsky.social
ummmmm
do you need need something
December 15, 2024 at 8:16 PM
clumsyascetic.bsky.social
i got got inspired
A course of cards on a set of drawers. There is olive blood splattered on a nearby window, though thankfully on the other side of it.
December 15, 2024 at 7:55 PM
clumsyascetic.bsky.social
holy holy shit
December 15, 2024 at 7:42 PM
clumsyascetic.bsky.social
geez geez
-- tinyTallegio [TT] began trolling clumsyAscetic [CA] at 15:15-- [TT]: ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ...literally what is up with you... [TT]: ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ...whats with all the um’ing on your profile... [CA]: sorry sorry [CA]: i dont think think im comfortable there there yet yet [TT]: ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ...its not cute... [TT]: ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ...its like youre trying to be me or something... [CA]: im just just kinda kinda like like this [CA]: im sorry sorry [TT]: ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ...its... [TT]: ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ...fucking... [TT]: ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ...whatever... just get yourself together... [TT]: ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ...ive got a unique thing going on... just because i told you to make a straw page doesnt mean you have to jack my whole soft boy aesthetic too... [CA]: im not doing that [CA]: im sorry sorry [CA]: ill be more more confident -- tinyTallegio [TT] stopped trolling clumsyAscetic [CA] at 15:21-- [CA]: im sorry sorry
December 15, 2024 at 6:20 PM
clumsyascetic.bsky.social
uh
wow
this sounds sounds really really relaxing O‿・
i like like this but i dont know know if id listen all all the time
December 15, 2024 at 5:38 PM
clumsyascetic.bsky.social
i dont know know who who june is but this this seems cool cool
December 15, 2024 at 5:32 PM
clumsyascetic.bsky.social
what what is a cat
December 15, 2024 at 4:42 PM
clumsyascetic.bsky.social
um
hi hi???????
December 15, 2024 at 4:41 PM
clumsyascetic.bsky.social
hi hi

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A gold-blooded troll, Laevus Salvat, sat at his computer. There is a mouse and keyboard on the desk, a shelf with a book on it, a cabinet, and a picture of troll-ified Weezer.
December 15, 2024 at 4:15 PM