Professor of Squatchian Cryptozoology
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Professor of Squatchian Cryptozoology
@clownmf.bsky.social
I've come to realize that beautiful is a feeling.

Yes I have pictures of Bigfoot and no they aren't free!
Remarkable dentition
November 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Screaming, crying, pissing my pants 😞
April 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
It is so heartwarming to see goblinfolk join the search for the squatch; I remember a time when people would say goblins themselves aren't real!
a man reading a book called sensible chuckle
ALT: a man reading a book called sensible chuckle
media.tenor.com
April 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Reposted by Professor of Squatchian Cryptozoology
now I can have scramble eggs, friend chicken, AND crapes this week.
April 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM