Professor of Squatchian Cryptozoology
@clownmf.bsky.social
I've come to realize that beautiful is a feeling.
Yes I have pictures of Bigfoot and no they aren't free!
Yes I have pictures of Bigfoot and no they aren't free!
August 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The most remarkable part of our lives will be how many species we will have been the last to see
#sasquatch #fireflies #monkeyoftheday
#sasquatch #fireflies #monkeyoftheday
July 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The most remarkable part of our lives will be how many species we will have been the last to see
#sasquatch #fireflies #monkeyoftheday
#sasquatch #fireflies #monkeyoftheday
I did an impromptu art trade! The orang is mine, I like how friendly and conversational they appear.
#monkeyoftheday #monkey
#monkeyoftheday #monkey
June 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I did an impromptu art trade! The orang is mine, I like how friendly and conversational they appear.
#monkeyoftheday #monkey
#monkeyoftheday #monkey
Did some freestyle sculpting last night with @mediocreegg.bsky.social
He ain't got a name yet, I just wanted to make something with some depth. Approx 1 and 1/2 inches diameter, white and red polymer clay, not fired yet.
He ain't got a name yet, I just wanted to make something with some depth. Approx 1 and 1/2 inches diameter, white and red polymer clay, not fired yet.
May 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Did some freestyle sculpting last night with @mediocreegg.bsky.social
He ain't got a name yet, I just wanted to make something with some depth. Approx 1 and 1/2 inches diameter, white and red polymer clay, not fired yet.
He ain't got a name yet, I just wanted to make something with some depth. Approx 1 and 1/2 inches diameter, white and red polymer clay, not fired yet.
What should we call him? I'm thinking Bucky or Spug.
TIL Bugbears are lazy because [allegedly] the same deity that blessed them with their sneakiness also sapped them of their energy - leaving them no choice but to rest so that Grankhul could be ever watchful.
#dungeonsanddragons #bugbear #bigfoot
TIL Bugbears are lazy because [allegedly] the same deity that blessed them with their sneakiness also sapped them of their energy - leaving them no choice but to rest so that Grankhul could be ever watchful.
#dungeonsanddragons #bugbear #bigfoot
May 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
What should we call him? I'm thinking Bucky or Spug.
TIL Bugbears are lazy because [allegedly] the same deity that blessed them with their sneakiness also sapped them of their energy - leaving them no choice but to rest so that Grankhul could be ever watchful.
#dungeonsanddragons #bugbear #bigfoot
TIL Bugbears are lazy because [allegedly] the same deity that blessed them with their sneakiness also sapped them of their energy - leaving them no choice but to rest so that Grankhul could be ever watchful.
#dungeonsanddragons #bugbear #bigfoot
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A bugbear
May 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
A bugbear
Working on a bugbear - no name yet but the fella's right out of the Witchlight carnival's goblin wrestling ring. Design sketches show before and after some weathering (fucker-upping)
Also still to be determined: luchador identity and mask
#monkeyoftheday #bugbear #bigfoot #dungeonsanddragons
Also still to be determined: luchador identity and mask
#monkeyoftheday #bugbear #bigfoot #dungeonsanddragons
May 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Working on a bugbear - no name yet but the fella's right out of the Witchlight carnival's goblin wrestling ring. Design sketches show before and after some weathering (fucker-upping)
Also still to be determined: luchador identity and mask
#monkeyoftheday #bugbear #bigfoot #dungeonsanddragons
Also still to be determined: luchador identity and mask
#monkeyoftheday #bugbear #bigfoot #dungeonsanddragons
Happy sasquatch awareness month!
Don't forget to leave Faygo and bananas out for your local Megafauna.
While most Squatches prefer remote habitats far from humans, humanity slowly encroaches upon their natural range. Look out for those big foot prints!
#sasquatchawarenessmonth #monkeyoftheday
Don't forget to leave Faygo and bananas out for your local Megafauna.
While most Squatches prefer remote habitats far from humans, humanity slowly encroaches upon their natural range. Look out for those big foot prints!
#sasquatchawarenessmonth #monkeyoftheday
May 1, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Happy sasquatch awareness month!
Don't forget to leave Faygo and bananas out for your local Megafauna.
While most Squatches prefer remote habitats far from humans, humanity slowly encroaches upon their natural range. Look out for those big foot prints!
#sasquatchawarenessmonth #monkeyoftheday
Don't forget to leave Faygo and bananas out for your local Megafauna.
While most Squatches prefer remote habitats far from humans, humanity slowly encroaches upon their natural range. Look out for those big foot prints!
#sasquatchawarenessmonth #monkeyoftheday
Guys, May is Sasquatch awareness month (Formerly "Hominids of Extraordinarily Large Foot-Size and Evasive Disposition Awareness Month")
So it's time to do your part!
Be aware.
#monkeyoftheday #sasquatch #sasquatchawarenessmonth
So it's time to do your part!
Be aware.
#monkeyoftheday #sasquatch #sasquatchawarenessmonth
April 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Guys, May is Sasquatch awareness month (Formerly "Hominids of Extraordinarily Large Foot-Size and Evasive Disposition Awareness Month")
So it's time to do your part!
Be aware.
#monkeyoftheday #sasquatch #sasquatchawarenessmonth
So it's time to do your part!
Be aware.
#monkeyoftheday #sasquatch #sasquatchawarenessmonth
April 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Once in a while I see a candid photo or video of me and I don't recognize myself right away. Before the familiarity and subsequent criticism sets in, I just see beautiful guy.
Remember: the monkey in the mirror is not you!
#monkeyoftheday #sasquatch #introspection
Remember: the monkey in the mirror is not you!
#monkeyoftheday #sasquatch #introspection
April 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Once in a while I see a candid photo or video of me and I don't recognize myself right away. Before the familiarity and subsequent criticism sets in, I just see beautiful guy.
Remember: the monkey in the mirror is not you!
#monkeyoftheday #sasquatch #introspection
Remember: the monkey in the mirror is not you!
#monkeyoftheday #sasquatch #introspection
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now I can have scramble eggs, friend chicken, AND crapes this week.
April 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
now I can have scramble eggs, friend chicken, AND crapes this week.
This guy was done as a concept for a collaboration with @mediocreegg.bsky.social who among other things, is a talented sculptor. I, like any cryprozoologist, yearns to see such elusive creatures in the flesh!
#monkeyoftheday #cryptid #critter #collaboration
#monkeyoftheday #cryptid #critter #collaboration
April 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
This guy was done as a concept for a collaboration with @mediocreegg.bsky.social who among other things, is a talented sculptor. I, like any cryprozoologist, yearns to see such elusive creatures in the flesh!
#monkeyoftheday #cryptid #critter #collaboration
#monkeyoftheday #cryptid #critter #collaboration
Remember to ASK before taking pictures! Though usually docile, I caught this beautiful squatch during a meal and he promptly put on boxing gloves and knocked me tf out (I will never recover from this)
#monkeyoftheday #sasquatch #beet
#monkeyoftheday #sasquatch #beet
March 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Remember to ASK before taking pictures! Though usually docile, I caught this beautiful squatch during a meal and he promptly put on boxing gloves and knocked me tf out (I will never recover from this)
#monkeyoftheday #sasquatch #beet
#monkeyoftheday #sasquatch #beet
Despite their innate shyness, Sasquatches who have experience with humans can be more friendly to visitors. We know them for their big feet, but it is true too that they have big hearts! 💖
#monkeyoftheday #sasquatch #bigfoot
#monkeyoftheday #sasquatch #bigfoot
March 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Despite their innate shyness, Sasquatches who have experience with humans can be more friendly to visitors. We know them for their big feet, but it is true too that they have big hearts! 💖
#monkeyoftheday #sasquatch #bigfoot
#monkeyoftheday #sasquatch #bigfoot
I better get out of your hair.. 𝗢𝗵, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘂𝗵 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈
You say you don't have lice🐞, but you're always having the other monkeys picking through your back hair🔎. Now I just can't for the life of me figure why a #monkey (🐒) such as yourself, without lice in their back hair, would be doing that 🤔
You say you don't have lice🐞, but you're always having the other monkeys picking through your back hair🔎. Now I just can't for the life of me figure why a #monkey (🐒) such as yourself, without lice in their back hair, would be doing that 🤔
March 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I better get out of your hair.. 𝗢𝗵, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘂𝗵 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈
You say you don't have lice🐞, but you're always having the other monkeys picking through your back hair🔎. Now I just can't for the life of me figure why a #monkey (🐒) such as yourself, without lice in their back hair, would be doing that 🤔
You say you don't have lice🐞, but you're always having the other monkeys picking through your back hair🔎. Now I just can't for the life of me figure why a #monkey (🐒) such as yourself, without lice in their back hair, would be doing that 🤔
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i’m losing my shit at this
March 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
i’m losing my shit at this
Cigarillo is an anagram for "I C GORILLA"
Just another example of THEM trying to cover up the truth
#monkeyoftheday #keeprolling
Just another example of THEM trying to cover up the truth
#monkeyoftheday #keeprolling
March 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Cigarillo is an anagram for "I C GORILLA"
Just another example of THEM trying to cover up the truth
#monkeyoftheday #keeprolling
Just another example of THEM trying to cover up the truth
#monkeyoftheday #keeprolling
Chillin and Gorillin out here. I'm glad you're here looking at this Gorilla with me :) #banana#monkeyoftheday
March 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Chillin and Gorillin out here. I'm glad you're here looking at this Gorilla with me :) #banana#monkeyoftheday
The North American Sasquatch is famously shy. This magnificent creature is unlikely to let you snap a picture, and pictures of their feet are even harder to acquire!
#monkeyoftheday #sasquatch #bigfoot #thosesomestompers
#monkeyoftheday #sasquatch #bigfoot #thosesomestompers
March 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The North American Sasquatch is famously shy. This magnificent creature is unlikely to let you snap a picture, and pictures of their feet are even harder to acquire!
#monkeyoftheday #sasquatch #bigfoot #thosesomestompers
#monkeyoftheday #sasquatch #bigfoot #thosesomestompers
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Miyazaki explains his reasoning behind the design of Gwynevere, commenting that he “simply wanted to feature a big woman” and that his personal fantasy was to be “coddled like a child by a giant woman.”
March 11, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Miyazaki explains his reasoning behind the design of Gwynevere, commenting that he “simply wanted to feature a big woman” and that his personal fantasy was to be “coddled like a child by a giant woman.”
This guy was a pencil sketch that I watercolored and inked for an invitation to a wizard party. Beautiful irony, I think, the way a wizard's cap resembles a dunce cap.
#monkeyoftheday #wizard
#monkeyoftheday #wizard
March 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This guy was a pencil sketch that I watercolored and inked for an invitation to a wizard party. Beautiful irony, I think, the way a wizard's cap resembles a dunce cap.
#monkeyoftheday #wizard
#monkeyoftheday #wizard
Oh thank God, I was sure he hated me. He's got such an intimidating look about him 😰
#tamagotchi #badboy
#tamagotchi #badboy
March 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Oh thank God, I was sure he hated me. He's got such an intimidating look about him 😰
#tamagotchi #badboy
#tamagotchi #badboy
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2019-era crusty family guy fanart
February 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
2019-era crusty family guy fanart