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Joe Birdseye
@clockworkmouse.bsky.social
leftist, not liberal
Okay, but how do you explain to anyone that he was the commander of a CIA backed, Afghan, paramilitary, child soldier, hit squad without sounding completely insane?
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Ugh, idpol is so 2016. 😒😒 Get with the program, sweetie. ❤️🌟 We're doing agitprop now.🎉🥳🎉
November 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
rip mozart, you would have loved acid techno
November 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
the kids these days be dressing like funky kong
October 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Spotify needs a "stop recommending this" feature. Giving me the same 5-8 recommended songs every day while I'm building a playlist is not helpful.
August 6, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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some mandela æffect shit. a recalled vision of garfield the cat wearing a trenchcoat & holding a pistol? saying simply the word "Society..."
July 8, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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This came up in my reels a few days ago & I haven't been able to stop thinking about it
June 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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sadly once again oh so relevant
“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.

“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
June 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Can't wait for the democrats to demand a return to the status quo in their next donation request.
June 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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When a drug-sniffing dog retires they should let the dog finally take drugs
June 20, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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People who don’t like AI aren’t in denial about how useful it is. People who like AI are in denial about how useful it is
June 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Based on crowd-sourced records of No Kings Day event turnout, and extrapolating for the cities where we don't have data yet, it looks like roughly 4-6 million people protested Trump across the U.S. yesterday. That's nearly 2% of the U.S. pop!

Mobilized anti-Trump resistance is exceeding 2017 levels
"No Kings Day" protests turn out millions
Our unofficial estimate is that around 4 million people attended a protest event yesterday. Anti-Trump resistance is outpacing 2017.
www.gelliottmorris.com
June 15, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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We have entered the "The police is saying that if the police is at your door you are not safe call the police immediately" stage of making America great again
June 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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BREAKING: Gov. Walz says Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband were shot and killed. Sen. John Hoffman and his wife were also shot and are out of surgery.
Minnesota House DFL leader Melissa Hortman, husband killed in apparent 'politically motivated assassination'
Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark were fatally shot Saturday morning in Brooklyn Park in what Gov. Tim Walz said “appears to be a politically motivated assassination.”
www.mprnews.org
June 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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I’ve activated the State Emergency Operations Center.

Local law enforcement in Champlin and Brooklyn Park have the full resources of the State of Minnesota behind them.

We are monitoring the situation closely and will share more information soon.
June 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Fox 9 Minneapolis reports that two Minnesota lawmakers and their spouses were shot by someone impersonating a police officer.

Their conditions are not known.

www.fox9.com/news/melissa...
Rep. Melissa Hortman, Sen. John Hoffman shot in 'targeted' shootings: Sources
Two Minnesota lawmakers and their spouses were shot by someone impersonating a police officer, sources confirmed to FOX 9.
www.fox9.com
June 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Next time Tom Homan calls a smarter person stupid on tv, the response should be: You are an unimpressive figure in athletics, sciences, arts, philosophy, business, and all meaningful human pursuits. All you know how to do is bully and torture smarter and better people. Shut your pig dick of a face.
March 21, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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God entered into my body and commanded I go get in n out
June 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Mike Waltz has left the chat.
May 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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The reason I'm hitting myself in the head with a big cartoon mallet is that the people who told me not to do that were condescending. "That's gonna hurt dumbass" they sneered. Well it doesn't hurt and in fact I think it may be helping my asthma
April 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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when times are as bad as they are right now we all have an added responsibility to highlight the few things our culture is doing well. so here goes: i am proud that America decided to fully embrace the Culkins. not just Macaulay, the whole lot of them. Good work everyone.

We did it.
March 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The soundtrack to Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 might just be one of the finest crafted soundtracks in the history of gaming.
March 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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not the way I do it
March 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM