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Backlash surrounding Metroid Prime 4’s chatty supporting cast has inadvertently bled into one gamer’s relationship.
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A woman listening to her partner complain about Metroid Prime 4's Myles MacKenzie. HEADLINE: Girlfriend of ‘Metroid’ Purist Unsympathetic to Complaints About Nerd Who Won’t Shut Up.
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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russelllatshaw.bsky.social
Chainsaw Man is simultaneously worthy of serious discussion for its heartfelt look at society and cycles of abuse and dehumanization, and it's also like, a fantastic nonstop barrage of shitposts
Yoru yelling "People of Oregon!! Give me power!!"
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Vladimir Ilyich Lenin, What Is to Be Done?
We are marching in a compact group along a precipitous and difficult path, firmly holding each other by the hand. We are surrounded on all sides by enemies, and we have to advance almost constantly under their fire. We have combined, by a freely adopted decision, for the purpose of fighting the enemy, and not of retreating into the neighbouring marsh, the inhabitants of which, from the very outset, have reproached us with having separated ourselves into an exclusive group and with having chosen the path of struggle instead of the path of conciliation. And now some among us begin to cry out: Let us go into the marsh! And when we begin to shame them, they retort: What backward people you are! Are you not ashamed to deny us the liberty to invite you to take a better road! Oh, yes, gentlemen! You are free not only to invite us, but to go yourselves wherever you will, even into the marsh. In fact, we think that the marsh is your proper place, and we are prepared to render you every assistance to get there. Only let go of our hands, don’t clutch at us and don’t besmirch the grand word freedom, for we too are “free” to go where we please, free to fight not only against the marsh, but also against those who are turning towards the marsh!
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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shivambhatt.bsky.social
may we all be this blessed
charles.littlegreenfootballs.com Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 4d
i’m not crying you’re crying

xkcd: Fifteen Years

Fifteen Years
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November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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DONALD TRUMP FIVE MINUTES AFTER MEETING ME: And, you know, the Game Awards, they gave Best Music to God of War instead of Xenoblade 3, and it was very unfair
November 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
clockworkcooks.bsky.social
what if the optimal way to play metroid prime 4 is to just skip all the cutscenes.
November 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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shanesheehy.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
clockworkcooks.bsky.social
im gonna lose it. what are they thinking
November 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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This lovely autumn artwork is titled "Cat Autumn" by the Vietnamese freelance illustrator Xuan Loc Xuan.
November 13, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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renegadekangaroo.bsky.social
"Signal After Sundown"

Acrylics and canvas
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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faithschaffer.bsky.social
⭐🌟 searching by starlight 🌟⭐
Ink drawing- side profile vignette of a woman walking though a windy patch of tall grass. She is carrying a lantern full of stars.
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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gregcatar.bsky.social
- Lars Lerin (born 1954)
Watercolor
November 12, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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gaxix.bsky.social
Reze
#chainsawman
November 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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louisathelast.bsky.social
The failure of the “blue no matter who” crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesn’t it?
November 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
clockworkcooks.bsky.social
LRT we're soooo fucked
October 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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jeffhamilton.bsky.social
get in losers, we're doing 2008 again but with graphics cards instead of houses
text from an article, zoomed in on for rhetorical effect. it reads "issuing bonds backed by Meta's rent. And multiple data-center leases can be combined into a security and sorted into what are called 'tranches' based on their risk of default. Data..."
October 31, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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leverettwater.bsky.social
Obama is the lynchpin of neoliberal failure:

- no bankers went to jail for the financial crisis
- no punishment for Bush era crimes including torture
- no reigning in open market manipulation and illegal activity of tech disruptors like Uber
- refused to reform the filibuster
- drone wars expanded
shaunvids.bsky.social shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · Oct 20
obama ramped up the use of drone strikes (10x more than bush!) and deported a record number of immigrants. he helped maintain and expand the systems trump is now using to do his crimes
easybakedoven.bsky.social Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social · Oct 19
I miss the times when the worst thing a President did was wear a tan suit
October 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
clockworkcooks.bsky.social
they need to put oedipus in the next hades game and make the protagonist totally clueless about why he's upset, since incest for gods is no big deal
October 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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MARXISM TAUGHT ME WHAT SOCIETY WAS. I WAS LIKE A BLINDFOLDED MAN IN A FOREST, WHO DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE NORTH OR SOUTH IS. IF YOU DON'T EVENTUALLY COME TO TRULY UNDERSTAND THE HISTORY OF THE CLASS STRUGGLE, OR AT LEAST HAVE A CLEAR IDEA THAT SOCIETY IS DIVIDED BETWEEN THE RICH AND THE POOR AND RE THAT SOME PEOPLE SUBJUGATE AND EXPLOIT OTHER PEOPLE, YOU'RE LOST IN A FOREST, NOT KNOWING ANYTHING. -FIDEL CASTRO
October 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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acry.bsky.social
The #MTGxTMNT set will mark the first time we are able to summon a Catholic creature in Magic
a picture of donatello has become catholic next to a picture of a teenage mutant ninja turtle
Alt: A gif from the live action TMNT movie of Donatello doing the sign of the cross with the caption "Donatello has become Catholic"
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October 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Losing my mind and what look like video game assets but instead were used to justify war crimes and genocide in the real world
NEW: Since October 2023, the IDF Spokesperson's Unit has released dozens of 3D animations illustrating alleged Hamas, Hezbollah, and Iranian sites The style is unmistakable: satellite zoom-ins, black & white wireframes, and red-textured houses - a new visual language of war.Our analysis of 43 official IDF videos found recycled 3D environments, spatial inaccuracies, and assets lifted from unrelated artists and institutions.We traced over 30 unique assets to Washington-based 3D creator Ian Hubert, who makes bespoke models created for his sci-fi project Dynamo Dream, available to his Patreon subscribers. Models of parking lots, antennas, + pipes were repurposed as Hamas and Iranian military sites @evanhill · 11m Fascinating work here tracing how the IDF recycled 3D assets from a cyberpunk sci-fi art project, the Scottish Maritime Museum and elsewhere to populate its widely-seen models of supposed enemy locations in Gaza, Lebanon and Iran. One of the most infamous, the alleged underground Hamas command center at Al-Shifa Hospital in Gaza City, used to justify an unprecedented assault on the biggest medical center in Gaza, was actually an animation the IDF had used the previous year, saying at the time it was a tunnel beneath a UN school.
October 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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disgustingfilm.bsky.social
Jared Leto is being put down

(Source: tinyurl.com/3u4dtxnd)
October 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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communists: cops are a gang

liberals: nuh-uh

cops:
mulchy.bsky.social shawn @mulchy.bsky.social · Oct 1
totally normal human behavior
October 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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as part of the hades 2 launch event, supergiant has enlisted chronos to freeze the entire US government.

CAN TIME BE STOPPED!?
October 1, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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jtp.bsky.social
new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced
September 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM