but I'll try to do some Earthbound speedruns next month
but I'll try to do some Earthbound speedruns next month
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But, they *do* appear to be working fine against encouraging people to, say, assassinate.
But, they *do* appear to be working fine against encouraging people to, say, assassinate.
No consumer-facing LLMs or generative "A.i." in anything.
Sure, machine learning in science and a few other limited applications is fine.
But consumer-facing LLMs and generative "A.i." that are based on theft, push disinfo, and can be manipulated by billionaires?
No.
JERRY: well... all right.
GEORGE: but then, Jerry. She let me hit.
JERRY: REally. She let you hit, even though you're goofy.
GEORGE: I couldn't believe it myself. I was REALLY GOOFY! But ahh..
JERRY: well... all right.
GEORGE: but then, Jerry. She let me hit.
JERRY: REally. She let you hit, even though you're goofy.
GEORGE: I couldn't believe it myself. I was REALLY GOOFY! But ahh..
JERRY: whAAAT? Nooo! It doesn't work like that.
ELAINE: *makes a face*
JERRY: Nobody's let me hit because I'm goofy, and I - I'm the goofiest!
ELAINE: weee-elll....
JERRY: No!!!
KRAMER: *bursts through door*
JERRY: whAAAT? Nooo! It doesn't work like that.
ELAINE: *makes a face*
JERRY: Nobody's let me hit because I'm goofy, and I - I'm the goofiest!
ELAINE: weee-elll....
JERRY: No!!!
KRAMER: *bursts through door*
Goran is a great person, a great artist, and the whole anti-Palestine thing youre on is one of those "Ford funding Hitler" disasters you remember being shocked and dismayed by when you learned of in middle school.
Goran is a great person, a great artist, and the whole anti-Palestine thing youre on is one of those "Ford funding Hitler" disasters you remember being shocked and dismayed by when you learned of in middle school.
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
This will only end badly.
This will only end badly.
And this, as the now-cliche goes, would have been a paralyzing scandal for any other administration.
And this, as the now-cliche goes, would have been a paralyzing scandal for any other administration.
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