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clippy
@clippy-is-alive.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Invalid Handel's Messiah
is this anything
is this anything
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
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my sources are telling me that mamdani has committed to investing the entire NYPD pension fund in Ballroom
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
my sources are telling me that mamdani has committed to investing the entire NYPD pension fund in Ballroom
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everyone's talking about how bright and charming zohran must be, which is true, but then you remember the spider-brained cryptkeepers trump's surrounded himself with since '15 and realize a single smile from mamdani must have hit like barbecue spare ribs down the gullet of a 12th century peasant.
November 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
everyone's talking about how bright and charming zohran must be, which is true, but then you remember the spider-brained cryptkeepers trump's surrounded himself with since '15 and realize a single smile from mamdani must have hit like barbecue spare ribs down the gullet of a 12th century peasant.
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"But I am a hater, and I will not be polite. The machine is disgusting and we should break it. The people who build it are vapid shit-eating cannibals glorifying ignorance. I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself."
anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
I Am An AI Hater
I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.
anthonymoser.github.io
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"But I am a hater, and I will not be polite. The machine is disgusting and we should break it. The people who build it are vapid shit-eating cannibals glorifying ignorance. I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself."
anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
Pro murder administration
President Trump dismissed criticism of Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman over the 2018 killing of journalist Jamal Khashoggi, saying "things happen." Follow along live.
Trump dismisses criticism of Saudi crown prince over 2018 killing of journalist Jamal Khashoggi, says ‘things happen’ - The Boston Globe
The president said the crown prince “knew nothing about it” and said of Khashoggi that “a lot of people didn’t like that gentleman.”
trib.al
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Pro murder administration
"Failed brewer Sam Adams" is the funniest fucking phrase a documentary has ever produced
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
"Failed brewer Sam Adams" is the funniest fucking phrase a documentary has ever produced
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I want to very gently say something, and I hope nobody will be mad: If somebody on the internet says something that is NOT about politics and NOT about how terrible everything is, it’s a kindness not to reflexively make a comment (in jest or not) that brings it back to those things.
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I want to very gently say something, and I hope nobody will be mad: If somebody on the internet says something that is NOT about politics and NOT about how terrible everything is, it’s a kindness not to reflexively make a comment (in jest or not) that brings it back to those things.
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This whole piece is all the actual horribles on parade, and this one is just infuriating
November 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
This whole piece is all the actual horribles on parade, and this one is just infuriating
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I think one of the things the US Catholic Bishops needs to recognize is that folks like Vance, Homan, Fuentes, etc. are trying to be an alternative magisterium to the Pope. The Catholic Church really needs to fight this before it fully takes hold.
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I think one of the things the US Catholic Bishops needs to recognize is that folks like Vance, Homan, Fuentes, etc. are trying to be an alternative magisterium to the Pope. The Catholic Church really needs to fight this before it fully takes hold.
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vance et al. thought they wanted to be catholics but what they really wanted to be was Evangelicals But With Aesthetics.
I think one of the things the US Catholic Bishops needs to recognize is that folks like Vance, Homan, Fuentes, etc. are trying to be an alternative magisterium to the Pope. The Catholic Church really needs to fight this before it fully takes hold.
November 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
vance et al. thought they wanted to be catholics but what they really wanted to be was Evangelicals But With Aesthetics.
Jane Krakowski is just lovely in OH MARY! like I knew she would be but dang
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Jane Krakowski is just lovely in OH MARY! like I knew she would be but dang
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My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
this is the least relevant question but why do 90% of rich men sound basically illiterate in their personal email correspondence
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
this is the least relevant question but why do 90% of rich men sound basically illiterate in their personal email correspondence
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This is insane. This is *literally* doing the same mechanics of the housing crisis and 2008 recession but to create debt to finance construction of AI data centers
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/b...
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
This is insane. This is *literally* doing the same mechanics of the housing crisis and 2008 recession but to create debt to finance construction of AI data centers
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/b...
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I think Senate folders are significantly underestimating how fucking angry Democratic voters are at them
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I think Senate folders are significantly underestimating how fucking angry Democratic voters are at them
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bluesky branding refresh unveiled
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
bluesky branding refresh unveiled
Not sure how many "big accounts" follow me but please boost if you can, these are people I actually know
Hey everyone - I hate doing this but we had to have major emergency plumbing work done on the house we just moved into. The main pipe from upstairs to the basement was completely rusted out and filling the wall with water in several places. Any help infinitely appreciated
gofund.me/42cedbf8c
gofund.me/42cedbf8c
Donate to Plumbing Emergency Repair, organized by Lucas Barkley
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gofund.me
November 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Not sure how many "big accounts" follow me but please boost if you can, these are people I actually know
Looking forward to yelling the chorus of Dawn of Revelation at your next NYC show @themountaingoats.bsky.social 💙💙
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Looking forward to yelling the chorus of Dawn of Revelation at your next NYC show @themountaingoats.bsky.social 💙💙
it makes me very tired to know that people want spend time arguing that women are bad for society
November 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
it makes me very tired to know that people want spend time arguing that women are bad for society
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Wow it turns out the entire country is not permanently reactionary because Trump won an election by 1.5%
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Wow it turns out the entire country is not permanently reactionary because Trump won an election by 1.5%
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NEW: Mississippi Democrats broke the Republican Party's supermajority in the state Senate tonight for the first time since 2011.
It came as Democrats flipped 2 Senate seats and 1 House seat.
“Mississippi just broke the supermajority—and the people have taken back their power,” the party says.
It came as Democrats flipped 2 Senate seats and 1 House seat.
“Mississippi just broke the supermajority—and the people have taken back their power,” the party says.
Mississippi Democrats Break Republican Senate Supermajority, Flipping 3 Legislative Seats
After 13 years, Mississippi Democrats broke the Republican Party's supermajority in the Mississippi Senate, flipping 3 legislative seats.
www.mississippifreepress.org
November 5, 2025 at 7:25 AM
NEW: Mississippi Democrats broke the Republican Party's supermajority in the state Senate tonight for the first time since 2011.
It came as Democrats flipped 2 Senate seats and 1 House seat.
“Mississippi just broke the supermajority—and the people have taken back their power,” the party says.
It came as Democrats flipped 2 Senate seats and 1 House seat.
“Mississippi just broke the supermajority—and the people have taken back their power,” the party says.
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oops here is the gift link
Opinion | Trump Is an Albatross
www.nytimes.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
oops here is the gift link
This man said during the debate that he only has a DEBIT CARD so this is principled
according to @jessyedwards.bsky.social of @hellgatenyc.com Curtis Sliwa just said on stage that he was offered $10 million to drop out of the race
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This man said during the debate that he only has a DEBIT CARD so this is principled