Good night. Not worth staying up for. #nospoilers

I’m not a fan of hatred. In fact, I quite dislike it.

Breaking: Donald Trump has just announced that the ‘Hawk Tuah’ girl is to become First Lady. Congrats.

I’m me, by the way. Just in case you were wondering. Glad we got that cleared up.

Damn, followers. I’d better start posting stuff. If I find out who’s behind this…