Clint Midwestwood
@clintmidwestwood.bsky.social
I never said anything useful on Twitter, and I doubt I'll say anything useful here.
I'll eventually follow a bunch of Jeopardy! people, so if you're a Jeopardy! person and I follow you, don't get freaked out.
I'll eventually follow a bunch of Jeopardy! people, so if you're a Jeopardy! person and I follow you, don't get freaked out.
Do you hear this as Trent Reznor or Johnny Cash?
July 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Do you hear this as Trent Reznor or Johnny Cash?
Anybody who understood the stakes in 2016 knew this was EXACTLY where we'd wind up.
July 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Anybody who understood the stakes in 2016 knew this was EXACTLY where we'd wind up.
I watched 1883. There is a 90% chance that baby died of diphtheria.
July 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I watched 1883. There is a 90% chance that baby died of diphtheria.
Nobody is delighted by the deaths of children. We are horrified by the refusal of many to do anything to protect them, and we wish the Texans showed the same grace when someplace like Los Angeles burned that they demand now from us.
July 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Nobody is delighted by the deaths of children. We are horrified by the refusal of many to do anything to protect them, and we wish the Texans showed the same grace when someplace like Los Angeles burned that they demand now from us.
I came within about a foot from hitting Rob Blagojevich on my bike outside the Thompson Center once in about 2008.
June 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I came within about a foot from hitting Rob Blagojevich on my bike outside the Thompson Center once in about 2008.
Winning the Triple Crown is hard. That's the point.
May 7, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Winning the Triple Crown is hard. That's the point.
I think everybody skips over the effect of having no electronic entertainment.
May 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I think everybody skips over the effect of having no electronic entertainment.
Raising Arizona. After they perfected their style, before they got precious about it.
April 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Raising Arizona. After they perfected their style, before they got precious about it.
Don't care. I'll signal that virtue. I want it.
April 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Don't care. I'll signal that virtue. I want it.
Pizza Pub in Elizabethtown, KY in the 1990s. These guys from Brooklyn would up in town making the most New York pizza I've ever had. I haven't had pizza that good in actual New York. Have no idea what happened to those guys.
April 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Pizza Pub in Elizabethtown, KY in the 1990s. These guys from Brooklyn would up in town making the most New York pizza I've ever had. I haven't had pizza that good in actual New York. Have no idea what happened to those guys.
When you don't know what sport you're aging. Pitcher tries to throw a fastball but hits a birdie.
April 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
When you don't know what sport you're aging. Pitcher tries to throw a fastball but hits a birdie.
He got himself elected to a position of authority in the Democratic Party, which means his opinions matter now.
April 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
He got himself elected to a position of authority in the Democratic Party, which means his opinions matter now.
They used to do that all the time. They're just going back to the classics of the early 21st century.
April 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
They used to do that all the time. They're just going back to the classics of the early 21st century.
Well ... not that I think this should be the plan, but there are about to be A LOT more unemployed workers.
April 5, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Well ... not that I think this should be the plan, but there are about to be A LOT more unemployed workers.
When things here get as bad as they are in China, we won't be able to talk about it on the internet.
April 5, 2025 at 5:52 AM
When things here get as bad as they are in China, we won't be able to talk about it on the internet.
Just the opposite. It made the idiots decide THEIR politics was all that mattered and gave them a place to organize.
April 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Just the opposite. It made the idiots decide THEIR politics was all that mattered and gave them a place to organize.
That's the number one reason I've never flown Southwest.
March 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
That's the number one reason I've never flown Southwest.
Give up the Moon for an imaginary Mars program that has no chance of sending a human to Mars in the next fifty years. This will be the end of the American space program.
March 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Give up the Moon for an imaginary Mars program that has no chance of sending a human to Mars in the next fifty years. This will be the end of the American space program.
He came in like a wrecking ball.
March 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
He came in like a wrecking ball.
But not fighting back didn't let her keep her job. If you're going to lose either way, might as well go down fighting.
March 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
But not fighting back didn't let her keep her job. If you're going to lose either way, might as well go down fighting.
What's going on in Belgium and the Netherlands?
March 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
What's going on in Belgium and the Netherlands?