Ren 👿
@clicheturtle.bsky.social
Just vibin thru the chaos I guess.
Pinned
Ren 👿
@clicheturtle.bsky.social
· Nov 26
Never opening DMs on here ever again
Reposted by Ren 👿
Forgetful Man Playing Fast And Loose With Free Trials
theonion.com/forgetf...
theonion.com/forgetf...
Forgetful Man Playing Fast And Loose With Free Trials
OAK PARK, IL—Paying no mind to his forgetful nature and instead lending a fancy free, devil-may-care attitude toward his tendency to sign up for promotional offers, area man Ben Cameron was playing it fast and loose this week with his free trials for numerous subscription-based services. “Yeah, why not? I’ll try FUBI. It’s free for the […]
theonion.com
February 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Forgetful Man Playing Fast And Loose With Free Trials
theonion.com/forgetf...
theonion.com/forgetf...
Reposted by Ren 👿
It's infuriating about how much damage is being committed in the name of making the most painfully mid straight white conservative men imaginable feel better about themselves.
February 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
It's infuriating about how much damage is being committed in the name of making the most painfully mid straight white conservative men imaginable feel better about themselves.
My latest fucking edits 😮💨
February 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My latest fucking edits 😮💨
I used my Trump impression and all I got was the n word when he said I wasn’t orange at McDonald’s
February 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I used my Trump impression and all I got was the n word when he said I wasn’t orange at McDonald’s
Reposted by Ren 👿
The FAA is facing a major crisis without a leader because Elon Musk pushed him out
The FAA is facing a major crisis without a leader because Elon Musk pushed him out
FAA chief Michael Whitaker resigned earlier this month after facing criticism from Musk.
buff.ly
January 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The FAA is facing a major crisis without a leader because Elon Musk pushed him out
Reposted by Ren 👿
They're sending immigrants to fucking gitmo?!?
Fuck this country.
Fuck this country.
January 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
They're sending immigrants to fucking gitmo?!?
Fuck this country.
Fuck this country.
Reposted by Ren 👿
New: the American Federation of Government Employees (AFGE), the union representing 750,000 federal employees, told its members not to resign via that deferred resignation email they got yesterday.
www.theverge.com/news/602142/...
www.theverge.com/news/602142/...
Federal workers’ union tells members: Don’t resign via that email
The union represents 750,000 workers.
www.theverge.com
January 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
New: the American Federation of Government Employees (AFGE), the union representing 750,000 federal employees, told its members not to resign via that deferred resignation email they got yesterday.
www.theverge.com/news/602142/...
www.theverge.com/news/602142/...
Reposted by Ren 👿
The past 24 hours been like
January 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The past 24 hours been like
Reposted by Ren 👿
Reposted by Ren 👿
complaining about libs during this era is possibly the least productive use of a person's time in history
January 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
complaining about libs during this era is possibly the least productive use of a person's time in history
California looove *shit pant in arby's*
January 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
California looove *shit pant in arby's*
I wish Substack would let me log in on my laptop....uugugugggughghghghghghghghhghg
January 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I wish Substack would let me log in on my laptop....uugugugggughghghghghghghghhghg
Reposted by Ren 👿
Reposted by Ren 👿
How is this going to bring down the cost of eggs
🚨 Trump will instruct the federal government tomorrow via an executive order to not recognize that transgender people exist and exclusively recognize people as their sex assigned at birth.
www.thefp.com/p/trumps-day...
www.thefp.com/p/trumps-day...
EXCLUSIVE: Trump’s Day One Executive Order on ‘Male and Female’
The White House strikes out at gender ideology and pronouns. Also: ends housing of biological men in women’s prisons; self-ID on passports; and more.
www.thefp.com
January 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
How is this going to bring down the cost of eggs
As queer ppl it’s our duty to uphold and support other marginalized groups more than ever as Trump’s admin comes into power and also uphold and support each other even more than ever as they target the queer community on top of latine/hispanic groups and so on and so forth.
January 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
As queer ppl it’s our duty to uphold and support other marginalized groups more than ever as Trump’s admin comes into power and also uphold and support each other even more than ever as they target the queer community on top of latine/hispanic groups and so on and so forth.
I’m about to pull some classic numbers with likes on comments and you can’t stop me - idiot.
January 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I’m about to pull some classic numbers with likes on comments and you can’t stop me - idiot.
Reposted by Ren 👿
‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
PEABODY, MA—Having discovered the social media website open on his father’s unattended laptop, local 6-year-old Oliver Sherman stated “We must protect the pure Aryan bloodline” Friday after nine minut...
theonion.com
January 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
Only real mfers would get this shits
January 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Only real mfers would get this shits
Only thing we eat for thanksgiving is placenta
November 28, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Only thing we eat for thanksgiving is placenta
Never opening DMs on here ever again
November 26, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Never opening DMs on here ever again