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The end times mean nothing without somewhere to share the memes
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I have been anxious for so long. It is like I am trying to break the world record for how long you can consecutively be anxious.
March 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I have been anxious for so long. It is like I am trying to break the world record for how long you can consecutively be anxious.
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society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room
March 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room
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⚡️FIGHT THE OLIGARCHY RALLY ⚡️
STARTING TOMORROW.
Nevada. Arizona. Colorado.
You, me, and Bernie.
Dem and GOP districts. ❤️💙
See you there 💪🏽🌞
STARTING TOMORROW.
Nevada. Arizona. Colorado.
You, me, and Bernie.
Dem and GOP districts. ❤️💙
See you there 💪🏽🌞
March 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
⚡️FIGHT THE OLIGARCHY RALLY ⚡️
STARTING TOMORROW.
Nevada. Arizona. Colorado.
You, me, and Bernie.
Dem and GOP districts. ❤️💙
See you there 💪🏽🌞
STARTING TOMORROW.
Nevada. Arizona. Colorado.
You, me, and Bernie.
Dem and GOP districts. ❤️💙
See you there 💪🏽🌞
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"Anyone currently living in the country and earning XP on Duolingo must comply and register with the government or face deportation." theonion.com/dhs-beg...
DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users
WASHINGTON—Warning that the highly suspicious individuals constituted a threat to the country’s safety and cultural unity, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security announced plans Monday to create a national registry of Duolingo users. “For unknown reasons, there are people in this country attempting to learn foreign languages ranging from Italian to Japanese, and we need […]
theonion.com
March 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
"Anyone currently living in the country and earning XP on Duolingo must comply and register with the government or face deportation." theonion.com/dhs-beg...
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This piece is very thoughtful and gets at a lot of nebulous unpleasant feelings I had about Anora and especially its final sequence, which I did not like at all.
This remains the best piece I’ve read about Anora and speaks to my feelings about the movie more than anything else. angelfoodmag.com/romance-labor
Romance Labor — Angel Food
cargo.site
angelfoodmag.com
March 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This piece is very thoughtful and gets at a lot of nebulous unpleasant feelings I had about Anora and especially its final sequence, which I did not like at all.
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I’m joining the war on Canada on the side of Canada.
I love the red green show, let me in.
I love the red green show, let me in.
February 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I’m joining the war on Canada on the side of Canada.
I love the red green show, let me in.
I love the red green show, let me in.
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Hearing from Community Partners International, which works from Myanmar to Bangladesh, that USAID cuts mean 14,000 people with HIV losing access to lifesaving meds and a total stop in all HIV and TB screening. So many people will die due to these chaotic, sudden, horrifically implemented cuts.
February 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Hearing from Community Partners International, which works from Myanmar to Bangladesh, that USAID cuts mean 14,000 people with HIV losing access to lifesaving meds and a total stop in all HIV and TB screening. So many people will die due to these chaotic, sudden, horrifically implemented cuts.
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#EconomicBoycott
People have the power!
People have the power!
February 28, 2025 at 8:07 AM
#EconomicBoycott
People have the power!
People have the power!
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It's been almost four years since Bo Burnham's 'Inside' released, but whenever I see a reference to it in the wild I'll still go "hell yeah, Bo Burnham's 'Inside' is really good".
February 28, 2025 at 9:58 AM
It's been almost four years since Bo Burnham's 'Inside' released, but whenever I see a reference to it in the wild I'll still go "hell yeah, Bo Burnham's 'Inside' is really good".
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It is February 28 tomorrow.
This means a total and complete economic blackout.
This means buying nothing.
AT ALL
Not even your coffee!
This means a total and complete economic blackout.
This means buying nothing.
AT ALL
Not even your coffee!
February 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It is February 28 tomorrow.
This means a total and complete economic blackout.
This means buying nothing.
AT ALL
Not even your coffee!
This means a total and complete economic blackout.
This means buying nothing.
AT ALL
Not even your coffee!
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One thing you learn as your parents get older is that if you’re really lucky, they will live long enough to need a lot of help.
Yes, occasionally you get the fantasy of people living peacefully and unchanged until they’re 100 and then dying in their sleep, but it doesn’t usually go that way.
Yes, occasionally you get the fantasy of people living peacefully and unchanged until they’re 100 and then dying in their sleep, but it doesn’t usually go that way.
Like the saying goes:
"Disability is the Only minority anyone can join at any time, and the only one everyone *will* join if they're lucky enough to live that long"
"Disability is the Only minority anyone can join at any time, and the only one everyone *will* join if they're lucky enough to live that long"
If we are not disabled, we are temporarily able-bodied.
Disability protections protect all of us.
Disability protections protect all of us.
February 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
One thing you learn as your parents get older is that if you’re really lucky, they will live long enough to need a lot of help.
Yes, occasionally you get the fantasy of people living peacefully and unchanged until they’re 100 and then dying in their sleep, but it doesn’t usually go that way.
Yes, occasionally you get the fantasy of people living peacefully and unchanged until they’re 100 and then dying in their sleep, but it doesn’t usually go that way.
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This is how it’s done.
Gov. Mills: I’ll comply with the state and federal laws
Trump: We are the federal law. You better do it because you’re not going to get any federal funds.
Gov Mills: See you in court
Trump: We are the federal law. You better do it because you’re not going to get any federal funds.
Gov Mills: See you in court
February 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
This is how it’s done.
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Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
WASHINGTON—According to a new report published Wednesday by the Pew Research Center, you live in a deeply embarrassing and barely functional country. “Our latest research and statistical analysis show...
theonion.com
February 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
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talking about government waste but not about the creation of an entirely new branch of the military so pointless it has its own sitcom
February 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
talking about government waste but not about the creation of an entirely new branch of the military so pointless it has its own sitcom
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-The Question: How the hell did we get here?
-The Answer: Citizens United.
-The Answer: Citizens United.
February 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
-The Question: How the hell did we get here?
-The Answer: Citizens United.
-The Answer: Citizens United.
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They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.
February 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.
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the SNL anniversary show is so healing. I needed this
February 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
the SNL anniversary show is so healing. I needed this
🎶 Tryna find some coal so he’s prolly a minerrrrrrrrr 🎶
lol the moment Kidz Bop produces a Not Like Us version, Drake is done for.
February 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
🎶 Tryna find some coal so he’s prolly a minerrrrrrrrr 🎶
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I cannot stress this enough: the #SNL50 anniversary special is on
🚨🚨SUNDAY at 8 ET/5 PT🚨🚨
(red carpet starts at 7 ET/4 PT)
It’s on SUNDAY and not on saturday like an awards show would be
Tell everyone you know!
🚨🚨SUNDAY at 8 ET/5 PT🚨🚨
(red carpet starts at 7 ET/4 PT)
It’s on SUNDAY and not on saturday like an awards show would be
Tell everyone you know!
February 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I cannot stress this enough: the #SNL50 anniversary special is on
🚨🚨SUNDAY at 8 ET/5 PT🚨🚨
(red carpet starts at 7 ET/4 PT)
It’s on SUNDAY and not on saturday like an awards show would be
Tell everyone you know!
🚨🚨SUNDAY at 8 ET/5 PT🚨🚨
(red carpet starts at 7 ET/4 PT)
It’s on SUNDAY and not on saturday like an awards show would be
Tell everyone you know!
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2012 era tumblr Emily is awake im so sorry to say (excluding one thing about this)
February 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
2012 era tumblr Emily is awake im so sorry to say (excluding one thing about this)
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BREAKING: With zero points and zero field goals in Super Bowl LIX experts agree Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker would’ve been more useful had he stayed home, cooked dinner, and watched his kids.
February 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
BREAKING: With zero points and zero field goals in Super Bowl LIX experts agree Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker would’ve been more useful had he stayed home, cooked dinner, and watched his kids.
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"The best and the worst thing about vaccination is that it 'makes nothing happen.'
A child successfully inoculated against measles doesn’t fall sick with that condition, doesn’t miss school, doesn’t go to the hospital. They don’t suffer life-changing complications. They don’t die prematurely."
A child successfully inoculated against measles doesn’t fall sick with that condition, doesn’t miss school, doesn’t go to the hospital. They don’t suffer life-changing complications. They don’t die prematurely."
A leading pediatrician was already worried about the future of vaccines. Then RFK Jr. came along
In a new book, pediatric infectious disease specialist Dr. Adam Ratner details the history of measles, a virus that’s often a bellwether for public health disasters.
www.latimes.com
February 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"The best and the worst thing about vaccination is that it 'makes nothing happen.'
A child successfully inoculated against measles doesn’t fall sick with that condition, doesn’t miss school, doesn’t go to the hospital. They don’t suffer life-changing complications. They don’t die prematurely."
A child successfully inoculated against measles doesn’t fall sick with that condition, doesn’t miss school, doesn’t go to the hospital. They don’t suffer life-changing complications. They don’t die prematurely."
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Write another song about West Virginia challenge
February 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Write another song about West Virginia challenge
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please no Super Bowl spoilers I haven't been able to watch the last 52 so I am not caught up yet thanks
February 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
please no Super Bowl spoilers I haven't been able to watch the last 52 so I am not caught up yet thanks