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Chelsea🪑
@cleanthatup.bsky.social
Card-carrying member of MUFON, spatial organizer, artist, bibliophile, gaming hobbyist, mom, wife, meditator

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[TikTok and Meta refugee]
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Ohhhhhhh I get it, they did primary proof kayfabe
Democrats who voted for cloture's next election:
- Schumer (2028)
- Schatz (2028)
- Cortez Masto (2028)
- Dick Durbin (2026 but could retire)
- King (2030 and he's 80)
- Gillibrand (2030)
- Peters (retiring)
- Fetterman (2028)
- Hassan (2028)
-Shaheen (retiring)
March 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Once again loving this interpretation of Caesar’s last words

#IdesofMarch 🗡️
March 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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1. What you see here is clearest illustration why things are so messed up and why it cannot get any better until this asymmetry is addressed.

Put simply: the right-wing has narrative dominance.

My org @mmfa.bsky.social did this study and has been sounding this alarm for years. Some thoughts...
March 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Hi, I’m God.

A child’s “right to life” should include the right not to die from measles.
March 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I’ve been using Claude to plan my workout routines and dietary meals. I’m trying to get buff so I can beat up Nazis. But let me tell you, the food part is terrible. My palate is not used to this. Quinoa, spinach, and fish? Wtf is this. Give me some nachos.
March 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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✨BOOK CLUB✨

Welcome to our first #bookclub meeting! In this thread, we will discuss "When Women Were Dragons" by Kelly Barnhill.

Our March book picks are posted in my bio. Check out the pinned post on my profile to choose our #books for April.

#booksky #reading #book #authors #nonfiction
February 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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DOGE recommends cuts to the FAA.

Hundreds of workers get fired, including those tasked with producing air traffic navigation maps.

Now Starlink is reportedly in line to take over a $2 billion contract to upgrade the nation's air traffic control systems.

See how this works?
February 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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The richest man in the world calls people who get help from government programs the “parasite class.”

But Medicaid’s beneficiaries aren’t parasites. Half of them are children.

If we’re talking about people who depend on government, Elon Musk is the biggest “parasite” of all.
February 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
It’s also crazy to me that this one day boycott comes with so many preparations. “Buy everything you need before Feb 28.” Like, what? Yall can’t go a COUPLE days without shopping? This shouldn’t be treated like a FEMA disaster. Just buy less shit. In general.
February 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I don’t work at one of the evil 6 corporations but I still hope people stay home today. I’m tired.
February 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Happy Economic Blackout Day!
February 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Living through corrupt kakistocracy
February 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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February 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Just a thought after a corp ethics class:

DEI exists to prevent lawsuits. EOs can’t undo the 14th. Businesses that have abolished DEI are either virtue signaling or they are legit stupid; opening the door to all kinds of lawsuits.

A non hostile work environment is just a nice byproduct.
February 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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When you say "this is a simulation" you mean "so I can do what I want bc other people are pretend" when I say it I mean "we are ruled by mere fictions, imaginary lines going up and down, pretend lines on maps that don't actually exist, & we should break free to be happy" we aren't the same!
February 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Congratulations to @flashes.blue for their official launch on the App Store 🎉🎉🎉

It’s an instagram alternative built on the AT protocol 🙌 all the visual scrolling with none of the Meta algorithm
February 25, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Did these ding dongs read 1984 and go “yeah, let’s do THAT.”
February 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Now is the time for civil disobedience. Join your local republican group and actively sabotage their efforts.

Don’t be obvious. Don’t get fired. Get them to trust you.

Be empowered. Don’t be a victim.

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Specific Suggestions: Simple Sabotage for the 21st Century
Use distracting equipment (loud keyboards, open headphones, etc.) (Suggestion #01994)
specificsuggestions.com
February 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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February 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image
February 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM