Clayton Hauck
@claytonhauck.bsky.social
Photographer based in Chicago.
Run a studio called www.seeyousoon.space
Run a website called everyoneisfamous.com
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Run a studio called www.seeyousoon.space
Run a website called everyoneisfamous.com
✌️
Da Bears are getting excited, which always worries me.
November 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Da Bears are getting excited, which always worries me.
This is now a $20 pastrami on rye. Every elected official should be removed from office effective immediately!
November 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
This is now a $20 pastrami on rye. Every elected official should be removed from office effective immediately!
“In June, Brendan Siddall was struck and killed in a hit-and-run just steps away [from another hit-and-run], an incident that shut down northbound lanes for hours as investigators processed the scene.”
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
“In June, Brendan Siddall was struck and killed in a hit-and-run just steps away [from another hit-and-run], an incident that shut down northbound lanes for hours as investigators processed the scene.”
I never fully understand my level of adhd til I started doing 3 jobs
November 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I never fully understand my level of adhd til I started doing 3 jobs
The world famous Chicago-San Francisco kicker pipeline is active again!
October 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The world famous Chicago-San Francisco kicker pipeline is active again!
If you pay for parking in every zone in Chicago, you should get free parking for life.
October 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
If you pay for parking in every zone in Chicago, you should get free parking for life.
I have 4 channels playing Phillies Dodgers and 0 channels showing Cubs Brewers until the current game ends. I don’t even understand how tv works anymore.
October 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I have 4 channels playing Phillies Dodgers and 0 channels showing Cubs Brewers until the current game ends. I don’t even understand how tv works anymore.
Current Chicago weather: Los Angeles
September 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Current Chicago weather: Los Angeles
Insane new days like today make me a little sad I’ve almost completely cut out paying attention to the news.
September 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Insane new days like today make me a little sad I’ve almost completely cut out paying attention to the news.
Excited to share the first popup photobooth gallery from my everyoneisfamous relaunch!
Hopefully more of these sooooon.
www.everyoneisfamous.com/parsons-realm
Hopefully more of these sooooon.
www.everyoneisfamous.com/parsons-realm
everyoneisfamous at Parsons — everyoneisfamous.com
www.everyoneisfamous.com
August 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Excited to share the first popup photobooth gallery from my everyoneisfamous relaunch!
Hopefully more of these sooooon.
www.everyoneisfamous.com/parsons-realm
Hopefully more of these sooooon.
www.everyoneisfamous.com/parsons-realm
Getting work done at the dentist.
August 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Getting work done at the dentist.
Speaking of free, I’m doing free portraits at Parson’s (Logan) this Sunday 12pm-6pm 👍
August 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Speaking of free, I’m doing free portraits at Parson’s (Logan) this Sunday 12pm-6pm 👍
One skill I have: knowing the exact moment Gene hits the dog sound on his keyboard in the opening credits of Bob’s Burgers.
August 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
One skill I have: knowing the exact moment Gene hits the dog sound on his keyboard in the opening credits of Bob’s Burgers.
I think cicadas evolved a long time ago from burying themselves in fields to get into music festivals for free.
August 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I think cicadas evolved a long time ago from burying themselves in fields to get into music festivals for free.
What, do we think, is the deeper meaning of all these boxes of “free” junk popping up everywhere lately?
August 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
What, do we think, is the deeper meaning of all these boxes of “free” junk popping up everywhere lately?
Checking my own Lapse feed to see what I’ve been up to lately..
August 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Checking my own Lapse feed to see what I’ve been up to lately..
I’m not on Facebook often but when I am I’m always seeing weird, random, fake-looking posts about how Cubs players are doing all this charitable good and it never sounds factually true. But I’m also not fact checking these things cuz you know I work four jobs.
July 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I’m not on Facebook often but when I am I’m always seeing weird, random, fake-looking posts about how Cubs players are doing all this charitable good and it never sounds factually true. But I’m also not fact checking these things cuz you know I work four jobs.
Two A/C units running and it’s still somehow hotter in the house than it currently is outside. 🥵
June 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Two A/C units running and it’s still somehow hotter in the house than it currently is outside. 🥵
Anyone else as annoyed by this clearly inaccurate highway merge sign as I am? 🧐
June 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Anyone else as annoyed by this clearly inaccurate highway merge sign as I am? 🧐
I don’t know what to talk about here. Aside from the weather, of course.
June 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I don’t know what to talk about here. Aside from the weather, of course.
Is there a rainbow right now?
Yes.
Yes.
June 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Is there a rainbow right now?
Yes.
Yes.
Current Chicago weather: 1930s
May 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Current Chicago weather: 1930s
Current Chicago weather: ominous stirring
May 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Current Chicago weather: ominous stirring
“Waltz so your mommas can see you on tv.”
May 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
“Waltz so your mommas can see you on tv.”