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Clay Pittman
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NC criminal defense attorney. #GoPack
UNC and LSU swap
October 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
"the one guy, Tim, is pretty much my boy at this point"
September 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"so these guys used to have a show on IFC! The Birthday Boys! But now three of them are a band, but they have a podcast..."
September 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
"ah, fuck it" - me hearing Pat McAfee yapping and switching over to F1 qualifying
August 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
One of the greatest to ever do it
August 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
July 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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i want you to practice saying it. “i am invoking my right to remain silent and will not answer questions without an attorney present.” say it out loud. it sounds so simple but when the moment comes, you forget. you’ll be stressed, scared, confused, & want to explain yourself. don’t. it won’t help.
June 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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make sure someone who won’t be at the protest knows where you are. memorize their phone number. remember that cops can lie to you and you always have the right to remain silent. remember that jail calls are recorded and transport vans & holding cells may be, too.
June 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Does "charming" mean something different in Ireland?
June 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
You mean to tell me I'm not going to have a great time chatting with John Pork??
April 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
35-30 (+fees). Go Pack, Go to Hell Carolina
April 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Bryson
a man in a fighter jet says ejecto seato
ALT: a man in a fighter jet says ejecto seato
media.tenor.com
April 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Skip to the Zorba The Greek scene when they get bored
April 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This is how we as pack fans feel all the time
March 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Thanks for this recommendation! Kid is going nuts for it.
March 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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You want to be civil while saying “some people deserve death” like what do you want me to do with that, it’s repugnant to me
March 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM