Liz
@classytart.bsky.social
Oh, who knows. Perfect life simplicity engine, hurtling towards a chaotic breakfast
I thought I'd lost my credit card, and was worried, then I looked for it, in the places it might be, and it was in the second place I checked.
Will I learn to do other tasks right away? No, I shouldn't think so. I think I'll learn that later.
Will I learn to do other tasks right away? No, I shouldn't think so. I think I'll learn that later.
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I thought I'd lost my credit card, and was worried, then I looked for it, in the places it might be, and it was in the second place I checked.
Will I learn to do other tasks right away? No, I shouldn't think so. I think I'll learn that later.
Will I learn to do other tasks right away? No, I shouldn't think so. I think I'll learn that later.
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I saw walrus this year and fell in love with them. They are 75kgs as babies! They sleep in heaps not for warmth but because they just like it! Their teeth can get stuck in the ice if they lie on their fronts!
Feel like tracking down sexy tusked marine mammals? www.wwf.org.uk/learn/walrus...
Become a detective and spot walrus from space
WWF and British Antarctic Survey (BAS) are working together to understand the impacts of climate change on walrus.
www.wwf.org.uk
November 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I saw walrus this year and fell in love with them. They are 75kgs as babies! They sleep in heaps not for warmth but because they just like it! Their teeth can get stuck in the ice if they lie on their fronts!
I am proud of how Dad my Dad is
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I am proud of how Dad my Dad is
Well, there's a necklace I'm far too online for
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Well, there's a necklace I'm far too online for
It stopped raining, so the busker I hate is back. Sadly, cold doesn't work. Still, that run of rainy days was nice
November 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
It stopped raining, so the busker I hate is back. Sadly, cold doesn't work. Still, that run of rainy days was nice
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Presenting proof that my friend Chris loves me very much (they are his favourite ones, too)
November 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Presenting proof that my friend Chris loves me very much (they are his favourite ones, too)
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Doesn't seem very sanitary, but, ok
November 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Doesn't seem very sanitary, but, ok
What do you even do if you're in Jamaica right now? Go to high ground away from the sea, but how do you shelter everyone from those winds?
October 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
What do you even do if you're in Jamaica right now? Go to high ground away from the sea, but how do you shelter everyone from those winds?
I pet a nice little dog today. She was wearing a knitted jumper with foxes on it.
October 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I pet a nice little dog today. She was wearing a knitted jumper with foxes on it.
If you're looking at waterslides, it's flumescrolling
If you're looking at witches it's Broomscrolling
If you're staring intently at the grass on a Welsh mountain looking for a specific type of fungi in late autumn it's shroomscrolling.
October 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
If you're looking at waterslides, it's flumescrolling
Today on walkies, we had a guest star, Flynn the dog. She's very pretty black lab type and did Sit and Wait for treats from me. What a good girl! (Patrick is dog sitting)
October 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Today on walkies, we had a guest star, Flynn the dog. She's very pretty black lab type and did Sit and Wait for treats from me. What a good girl! (Patrick is dog sitting)
Bloom & Wild deliver my regular flowers. Today they contain lillies. My instructions are very clear, no lillies in this house, because 1- they kill cats and I have cats that visit, and 2- they make me feel trapped and like I'm dying.
I emailed them, quite cross. And they? Blamed the postman.
I emailed them, quite cross. And they? Blamed the postman.
October 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Bloom & Wild deliver my regular flowers. Today they contain lillies. My instructions are very clear, no lillies in this house, because 1- they kill cats and I have cats that visit, and 2- they make me feel trapped and like I'm dying.
I emailed them, quite cross. And they? Blamed the postman.
I emailed them, quite cross. And they? Blamed the postman.
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Affectionate remembrance, indeed
October 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Affectionate remembrance, indeed
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My old 16-page comic where Frasier meets Columbo can be read on my website: joechouinard.com/columbo
October 18, 2024 at 5:57 PM
My old 16-page comic where Frasier meets Columbo can be read on my website: joechouinard.com/columbo
I need some book recommendations, mainly for audiobooks.
I like crime if it's fictional, I like it when there's funny stuff, I don't really like those big books that take ages telling me about the tree on the hill, and my appetite for sci-fi is limited but if the story is good enough I'm there.
I like crime if it's fictional, I like it when there's funny stuff, I don't really like those big books that take ages telling me about the tree on the hill, and my appetite for sci-fi is limited but if the story is good enough I'm there.
September 29, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I need some book recommendations, mainly for audiobooks.
I like crime if it's fictional, I like it when there's funny stuff, I don't really like those big books that take ages telling me about the tree on the hill, and my appetite for sci-fi is limited but if the story is good enough I'm there.
I like crime if it's fictional, I like it when there's funny stuff, I don't really like those big books that take ages telling me about the tree on the hill, and my appetite for sci-fi is limited but if the story is good enough I'm there.
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Things are not always what they appear
September 26, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Things are not always what they appear
We all slack off, I know.
But, having rescued TWO bathroom spiders this morning, I'm pretty bloody cross that I had to catch that fly just then.
But, having rescued TWO bathroom spiders this morning, I'm pretty bloody cross that I had to catch that fly just then.
September 23, 2025 at 10:28 AM
We all slack off, I know.
But, having rescued TWO bathroom spiders this morning, I'm pretty bloody cross that I had to catch that fly just then.
But, having rescued TWO bathroom spiders this morning, I'm pretty bloody cross that I had to catch that fly just then.
The Algorithm is bad, we all know. But also, this playlist "you might like" has given me Cher - Gypsies Tramps and Thieves, and The Levellers - One Way, so it's not *entirely* bad.
And I just looked ahead and there's Patti Smith coming soon.
And I just looked ahead and there's Patti Smith coming soon.
September 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The Algorithm is bad, we all know. But also, this playlist "you might like" has given me Cher - Gypsies Tramps and Thieves, and The Levellers - One Way, so it's not *entirely* bad.
And I just looked ahead and there's Patti Smith coming soon.
And I just looked ahead and there's Patti Smith coming soon.
So many, but let's face it, she's the best
September 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
So many, but let's face it, she's the best
Phone scanners not even trying, as "Magda from O2 legal" calls about my recent car accident.
September 17, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Phone scanners not even trying, as "Magda from O2 legal" calls about my recent car accident.