O hai BlueSky, long time no see, thank you for the Trump/Musk jokes! 😆

left is a long focus (closer to binocular vision), right a short one (like a phone camera). absolutely people are getting a warped idea of their appearance from this. if you google it, plastic surgeons have webpages that are like “before you get a nose job you should know…”

I need to start shooting vertical with these. It's hard to get them all in the frame.

Male Resplendent Quetzal, Paraiso Quetzal Lodge #CostaRica

#birds #nature 🌿

Check these out — Still probably my favourite bollards/barriers I’ve seen anywhere in the world. They aren’t just cute and fun (and extra seating) — they’re REALLY heavy. Cars should NOT try messing with these sheep! I took this pic while working for Christchurch NZ years ago. #CityOfSmiles

I’ll grant you, I came to Bsky for the exploding cybertruck news! And maybe the jokes. But there are jokes on Mastodon, too. 😄

The devastation on its way is unimaginable - like nothing humanity has ever witnessed before - and everyone will wish they had been climate activists and ‘hysterics’ when they had the chance. We are in a moment of unprecedented stupidity

It’s weird to think that Elon Musk will end up having paid far less for the United States Government than he did for Twitter

oh your computer has ransomware? where'd it run to??

LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.

"BUT WHEN IS IT WHITE FRIDAY!?"

Also don't like the "if you see this post X" meme.
Why am I even here? 😂

I've spent some time here now.
It's much more like Twitter than Mastodon is. I don't like it.

1. Too much USpol (in part that's who I follow, but not ONLY)
2. QT is bad, creates an antaogonistic mood EVEN IF it isn't used for dunking.
3. WAY TOO MUCH META/navelgazing.

So I'm staying on Mastodon!

ACAB

Has anyone tried sacrificing a billionaire to the old gods?

Following some people who were on Mastodon for a bit, but grudingly. You abandoned us for the shiny new thing!

(I'm still not really here. But my Mastodon server is down. 😅)

Are you pooping without a cat?

Please stand by, our operators have assigned one to you.

Hi. I am here. You'll know me from the bad place. I've missed some of you guys! I'm mostly still on Mastodon tho --> mefi.social/@clarissawam