more like marc liftdressen

Still cackling at this Marty had to do it to ‘im

Nothing has ever been more bullshit than a four can pack of soda what do I live in some slovenly stone nitred spider nook of Slovenia do I have a 3 liter capacitance combo washer dryer instead of an oven foh

welcome to the clamatoes zone 😎

opened my wife’s tarot explainer and I feel like a mule kicked me in the plexus I can’t fucking breathe help me

Did it ever occur to you the spirit of the leaves may be bidding you destroy your life because your life is vile and a blight upon the earth?

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I bet the causal arrow very appropriately goes both ways on this lol rendering something taboo charges it sexually as an indulgent transgression so while many homophobes began as latent homosexuals some are aroused by gay sex b/c of the vehemence with which they abominate it

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I did my constituents wrong and I got to spend about six hundred dollars

Oh shit hahaha that post-Mormon dæmoniac countergospel

please sir, ‘ave you any crusts wiffout vuh maggits this toym I’m chilled ovva offal ague betimes sir

I’m glad he’s trying to improve his health because he is the sallowest man in the world. My guy withered in an attic last leaved by a careworn poet whose bones now are as the dust on his spine and jacket. He looks like cicada wings in an HVAC duct

Bro is a fitness maniac spending millions a year on illegal german bioremedies and going maximum dracula on his own son’s circulatory system and he can only bench 240 I’m glad he’s good at sleepy time tho

ok so we upgraded our steel here on account of the delicacy of this candorous scum (whose septic pallor keeps us somehow salubrious?) clings imperturbably coherent against its plastic structures & gravity’s incessant impellations on its onus… we must needs scoop it digitally

12:44pm…back for more bovine gland emolument and jubilance of the clotted germ, just gotta dig a little now as for any gem of great price

I finished this in a sitting so I guess it’s lunch?