more like marc liftdressen

it’s weird how they say stuff like “keytruda is known to treat cancer”. what does that mean. like does it? it’s known to? by whom? who knows?

I did this and the hurricane bitched off from my county it was apparently meteorologically certain to obliterate so if she gets behubrised it’s a skill issue

a thigh, a marriage, a parley

You do to me what tap water does to frogs

Still cackling at this Marty had to do it to ‘im

Nothing has ever been more bullshit than a four can pack of soda what do I live in some slovenly stone nitred spider nook of Slovenia do I have a 3 liter capacitance combo washer dryer instead of an oven foh

welcome to the clamatoes zone 😎

opened my wife’s tarot explainer and I feel like a mule kicked me in the plexus I can’t fucking breathe help me

Of course it’s a q anon type flummoxed at the notion of personality, of ego writ large, as a performance—after all, schizophrenia is fundamentally the inability to recognize metaphor, to piece the different levels of reality together harmoniously w/o collapse into 2 dimensions

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Did it ever occur to you the spirit of the leaves may be bidding you destroy your life because your life is vile and a blight upon the earth?

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I bet the causal arrow very appropriately goes both ways on this lol rendering something taboo charges it sexually as an indulgent transgression so while many homophobes began as latent homosexuals some are aroused by gay sex b/c of the vehemence with which they abominate it

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this image will haunt my nightmares for decades

I did my constituents wrong and I got to spend about six hundred dollars

Bro is a fitness maniac spending millions a year on illegal german bioremedies and going maximum dracula on his own son’s circulatory system and he can only bench 240 I’m glad he’s good at sleepy time tho

I finished this in a sitting so I guess it’s lunch?