claire
@claireify.bsky.social
Teacher, mom, second funniest adult in the house.
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Is this what it felt like to take Juno Beach? Or puncture the Gothic Line? Or liberate Belgium? Gotta be close.
February 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Is this what it felt like to take Juno Beach? Or puncture the Gothic Line? Or liberate Belgium? Gotta be close.
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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
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A whole lotta peoples' super bowl takes sure feel a lot like this. I hate to break this to you all, but virtually every single form of mass entertainment, from participants to distribution platform, to the devices we use to consume them, is in some way exploitative. Let people have a little joy.
February 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
A whole lotta peoples' super bowl takes sure feel a lot like this. I hate to break this to you all, but virtually every single form of mass entertainment, from participants to distribution platform, to the devices we use to consume them, is in some way exploitative. Let people have a little joy.
At the end of the day it feels kind of good to feel patriotic again.
February 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
At the end of the day it feels kind of good to feel patriotic again.
You know what’s actually really neat and cool? The rule of law.
January 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
You know what’s actually really neat and cool? The rule of law.
It’s a crossbody bag now.
January 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
It’s a crossbody bag now.
Deeply in denial about going back to work tomorrow.
January 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Deeply in denial about going back to work tomorrow.
I made a thing but I’m not sure what to do with it. Maybe a bag?
December 28, 2024 at 5:17 AM
I made a thing but I’m not sure what to do with it. Maybe a bag?
For the second year in a row we’ve learned far too late that our oldest has been “making wishes in my heart for Santa” which are never said aloud for Santa to actually reasonably plan for and it’s decidedly not chill and not cool.
December 24, 2024 at 4:50 PM
For the second year in a row we’ve learned far too late that our oldest has been “making wishes in my heart for Santa” which are never said aloud for Santa to actually reasonably plan for and it’s decidedly not chill and not cool.
After 2.5 years I finished my Invisalign program today and let me tell you it is so bizarre to have a smile I feel good about. If you’re thinking about fixing your teeth do it. Worth every penny.
December 17, 2024 at 9:29 PM
After 2.5 years I finished my Invisalign program today and let me tell you it is so bizarre to have a smile I feel good about. If you’re thinking about fixing your teeth do it. Worth every penny.
Do you want to see a dog?
December 4, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Do you want to see a dog?
Feeling ancient after a student said to me today “what was it like to live through the Mayan calendar apocalypse?”
December 4, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Feeling ancient after a student said to me today “what was it like to live through the Mayan calendar apocalypse?”
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Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
November 23, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
Teaching is weird because you’ll have a meeting about a kid that smashes your heart into one thousand pieces and then you just have to go teach the techniques of dictatorships as though everything is fine.
November 21, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Teaching is weird because you’ll have a meeting about a kid that smashes your heart into one thousand pieces and then you just have to go teach the techniques of dictatorships as though everything is fine.
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Every skeet I see bemoaning the term skeet makes my commitment to skeeting even stronger.
November 17, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Every skeet I see bemoaning the term skeet makes my commitment to skeeting even stronger.
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“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys
November 17, 2024 at 4:30 AM
“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys
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Every-time a TERF or a transphobe arrives:
a cartoon man with glasses and a mustache is talking to another man .
Alt: a cartoon man ((Burns) with glasses and a mustache is talking to another man (Flanders) .
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November 16, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Every-time a TERF or a transphobe arrives:
Education colleagues, I found this very helpful to reflect on my own actions in the classroom and the ways I work to help students feel safe.
November 16, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Education colleagues, I found this very helpful to reflect on my own actions in the classroom and the ways I work to help students feel safe.
I’m really worried that this fight where I don’t like either competitor but there’s a clearly better option in terms of who to support is going to go the same way as the last fight where I didn’t like either competitor but there was a clearly better option in terms of who to support.
November 16, 2024 at 2:27 AM
I’m really worried that this fight where I don’t like either competitor but there’s a clearly better option in terms of who to support is going to go the same way as the last fight where I didn’t like either competitor but there was a clearly better option in terms of who to support.
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The onion buying infowars has me wondering how much the trapt band official website would cost
November 15, 2024 at 9:02 PM
The onion buying infowars has me wondering how much the trapt band official website would cost
What are y’all doing with the thousands of DVDs in your basement?
November 16, 2024 at 12:46 AM
What are y’all doing with the thousands of DVDs in your basement?
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Opinion | You just can't turn a social media app with 450 million active users into a nazi-infested shit hole these days with all the cancel culture going on
November 16, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Opinion | You just can't turn a social media app with 450 million active users into a nazi-infested shit hole these days with all the cancel culture going on
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Calling it a nervous system kinda dooms it from the start.
January 29, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Calling it a nervous system kinda dooms it from the start.
Just thinking about all the hilarious things I could have posted in the last year 🥲
November 15, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Just thinking about all the hilarious things I could have posted in the last year 🥲