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Clairebear🐻
@clairebluesky.bsky.social
Just running from hellsite to hellsite. Located in the DMV, from everywhere 🌎
This is totally farkakta. 🤦🏻‍♀️
December 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Why does that excerpt remind me of the writing from Carrie from Sex and the City? 😅
a woman sits at a table with a laptop and says " relationships "
Alt: Carrie from Sex and the City sits at a table with a laptop and types out something meant to be intellectual but is ultimately inane about relationships.
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December 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
🎯
December 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I lost an uncle to it in 1988. I’m so glad to hear it is no longer a death sentence. Here’s to many more healthy, happy years. 🥂
December 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Yesss 🙏🙏
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This’ll make like the third tech collapse in my lifetime. At what point does it start running like a well-oiled machine? 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
If it means an end to their godawful tmobile commercials I’m all for it.
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
That’s not entirely accurate. City managers avg $60-250k depending on location. I worked for a state sovereign fund of $47 billion. Our managers made about $150k. Integrity doesn’t increase with salary. 🤷🏻‍♀️
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Do it! 😂
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
When I’m logged out of my yt account I see almost exclusively right wing/manosphere content. The ads are also all right wing conspiracy nonsense. It seems to be yt’s default, unfortunately.
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I knew this narcoleptic Doberman. He was a great leaner, usually cause he fell asleep standing up. RIP Baron
November 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This just plays in a constant loop in my head. 😕
a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face .
Alt: One of the members of Blink-182 mouthing “wtf”
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November 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Modern day mad-libs is a great way to describe ai.
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I always use “smarmy” to describe these kind of people. It invokes a feeling of sliminess in addition to the definition of wheedling, insincere politeness.
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The number of times crypto bros have blocked me for saying essentially the same thing. 😂😂 Thanks Paul Krugman for legitimizing one of my deeply held beliefs 🙏
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I think of her every time I order oysters 😂
November 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
*dislike*
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Being a woman really does not get easier. As soon as you get used to one stage of a life, another one starts up and you get to relearn existence all over again. 🙃
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Have you discovered the wonders of topical estrogen yet? It has done wonders for me.

The rage I feel for windows though, there’s nothing that could quench that.
November 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
She’s just a baby. 🥺😤
November 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
They don’t call it “organized crime”for nothing. First thing you gotta do if you’re gonna be criming is get ✨organized✨.
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I’m sober as a judge and that’s absolutely where the future is.
a woman sitting in front of a window with blinds on
Alt: Pam from the Office saying “yup!”
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November 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM