Chris Keilman | Author
@ckanomalies.bsky.social
👻Writing spooky mysteries from a treehouse.
🌠Check out my newsletter on Substack and Patreon
🔍McSweeney's. Points in Case. Slackjaw.
🍩Let's delve into the strange, heavily frosted mysteries of the universe.
Read here 👇
https://linktr.ee/chriskeilman
🌠Check out my newsletter on Substack and Patreon
🔍McSweeney's. Points in Case. Slackjaw.
🍩Let's delve into the strange, heavily frosted mysteries of the universe.
Read here 👇
https://linktr.ee/chriskeilman
If I win the lottery, I won't tell anyone, but there will be signs
November 29, 2025 at 9:18 AM
If I win the lottery, I won't tell anyone, but there will be signs
Waiting for a bus.
November 28, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Waiting for a bus.
There is a magic to seeing a movie in the theater and laughing with strangers.
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
There is a magic to seeing a movie in the theater and laughing with strangers.
Folks, if you get a chance to see Wake Up Dead Man in theaters, I highly recommend it. I aspire to write a story as gloriously insane and perfect as that.
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Folks, if you get a chance to see Wake Up Dead Man in theaters, I highly recommend it. I aspire to write a story as gloriously insane and perfect as that.
Places to explore in the sleepy coastal town of Thistlewood, a charming town that holds some big secrets. Go exploring in my latest post on Substack and Patreon (link in that there bio)
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Places to explore in the sleepy coastal town of Thistlewood, a charming town that holds some big secrets. Go exploring in my latest post on Substack and Patreon (link in that there bio)
So I was waiting for a train when THIS happened. That was exciting.
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
So I was waiting for a train when THIS happened. That was exciting.
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Explore the world of my cozy paranormal mystery.
#writing #worldbuilding #novel #writer #writinganovel #amwriting
#writing #worldbuilding #novel #writer #writinganovel #amwriting
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Explore the world of my cozy paranormal mystery.
#writing #worldbuilding #novel #writer #writinganovel #amwriting
#writing #worldbuilding #novel #writer #writinganovel #amwriting
Friends, I'm really excited for my latest newsletter. It's a worldbuilding exploration full of hand-drawn illustrations by me, something I've been wanting to do for a long time. #worldbuilding #illustration #writing
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Friends, I'm really excited for my latest newsletter. It's a worldbuilding exploration full of hand-drawn illustrations by me, something I've been wanting to do for a long time. #worldbuilding #illustration #writing
We do not have a professional photographer or professional lighting. But we have INEGUITY, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MOXIE.
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 AM
We do not have a professional photographer or professional lighting. But we have INEGUITY, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MOXIE.
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
November 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
TOP 5 QUESTIONS ABOUT THE MAGIC 8 BALL
❓What is it
❓Where did it come from
❓Is it from space
❓How did it know I wanted chicken strips
❓Is it reading my mind right now
❓What is it
❓Where did it come from
❓Is it from space
❓How did it know I wanted chicken strips
❓Is it reading my mind right now
November 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
TOP 5 QUESTIONS ABOUT THE MAGIC 8 BALL
❓What is it
❓Where did it come from
❓Is it from space
❓How did it know I wanted chicken strips
❓Is it reading my mind right now
❓What is it
❓Where did it come from
❓Is it from space
❓How did it know I wanted chicken strips
❓Is it reading my mind right now
Like it or not, this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry.
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Like it or not, this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry.
Pictured: Mulder and Scully
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Pictured: Mulder and Scully
Look, if youre going to solve paranormal mysteries, you're going to need the right supplies.
Here's the paranormal mystery-solving starter kit.
Here's the paranormal mystery-solving starter kit.
November 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Look, if youre going to solve paranormal mysteries, you're going to need the right supplies.
Here's the paranormal mystery-solving starter kit.
Here's the paranormal mystery-solving starter kit.
I'm available to solve paranormal mysteries. But you're going to have to call me on my landline.
November 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I'm available to solve paranormal mysteries. But you're going to have to call me on my landline.
The masculine urge to get rid of all my technology except for a single hamburger phone.
November 20, 2025 at 8:26 AM
The masculine urge to get rid of all my technology except for a single hamburger phone.
PARANORMAL INVESTIGATION TIP #2:
BE WARY OF ABANDONED PLACES.
They could be hazardous and unsafe, for reasons both physical AND metaphysical.
You definitely don’t want to get injured, or worse: POSSESSED.
(It could happen.)
BE WARY OF ABANDONED PLACES.
They could be hazardous and unsafe, for reasons both physical AND metaphysical.
You definitely don’t want to get injured, or worse: POSSESSED.
(It could happen.)
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
PARANORMAL INVESTIGATION TIP #2:
BE WARY OF ABANDONED PLACES.
They could be hazardous and unsafe, for reasons both physical AND metaphysical.
You definitely don’t want to get injured, or worse: POSSESSED.
(It could happen.)
BE WARY OF ABANDONED PLACES.
They could be hazardous and unsafe, for reasons both physical AND metaphysical.
You definitely don’t want to get injured, or worse: POSSESSED.
(It could happen.)
TIP #1: YOU ARE ALL PARANORMAL DETECTIVES NOW.
Yessir! Believe it or not, you’re solving spooky mysteries every day. FOR INSTANCE…
Did you misplace your glasses? Or maybe your keys? That was probably GHOSTS MOVING THEM AROUND. (They like to play tricks, those ghosts.) And YOU cracked the case.
Yessir! Believe it or not, you’re solving spooky mysteries every day. FOR INSTANCE…
Did you misplace your glasses? Or maybe your keys? That was probably GHOSTS MOVING THEM AROUND. (They like to play tricks, those ghosts.) And YOU cracked the case.
November 19, 2025 at 7:04 AM
TIP #1: YOU ARE ALL PARANORMAL DETECTIVES NOW.
Yessir! Believe it or not, you’re solving spooky mysteries every day. FOR INSTANCE…
Did you misplace your glasses? Or maybe your keys? That was probably GHOSTS MOVING THEM AROUND. (They like to play tricks, those ghosts.) And YOU cracked the case.
Yessir! Believe it or not, you’re solving spooky mysteries every day. FOR INSTANCE…
Did you misplace your glasses? Or maybe your keys? That was probably GHOSTS MOVING THEM AROUND. (They like to play tricks, those ghosts.) And YOU cracked the case.