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Nancy Reagan Official
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A sassy California boy
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I like looking at wicker but I don’t like touching it.
I’m an anti overalls queer.

Stop trying to pull them off!!! You look like the dipshit from Of Mice and Men!
October 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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There has been a rush among centrists like Gavin Newsom and Ezra Klein to brush over the hateful life of Charlie Kirk and valorize the man.

Let me be clear, killing Charlie Kirk was wrong and abhorrent.

We must condemn murder without sanitizing a man who built his empire on hate.

My latest piece.
We Must Not Posthumously Sanitize Charlie Kirk's Hateful Life
Influential anti-LGBTQ+ activist Charlie Kirk was assassinated on Wednesday. While condemning violence is something most can get behind, sanitization of his hate has gone too far.
www.erininthemorning.com
September 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Putin must be laughing his socks off that Kirk gets murdered right after his drone stunt, US politics thereby being thrown into chaos yet again and any sensible response vs Russia impossible.
September 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
The movie that’s my guilty pleasure and emotional support movie is a Knight’s Tale. I love medieval history and accuracy is important to me. This movie is not accurate but if anyone dares criticizes this film, they’re wrong. WRONG.
August 6, 2025 at 6:34 AM
LISTEN UP FAGGOTS we are gonna cyber bully Connecticut
August 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I have not lived there for a while it is a very silly place. Connecticut? More like Nothanksidrathershootmyselficut.
August 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Why is the Connecticut Democratic Party following me on this platform? I’m literally just here to shitpost and to boost my friends’ porn account numbers.
August 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Please everybody listen to the tsunami advisories.

Tsunamis are nocturnal and hunt in packs. While they are endangered, never pet a tsunami.

They are indigenous to Peru, but have since populated the southern hemisphere. We now know them today as the lovable pets to many celebrities such as Oprah.
July 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I do not have enough minions on this application
July 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I feel like Brendan should be on this application.
July 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
My hip randomly hurt last week and that’s when I knew I was at least 27 years of age.
July 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
God, grant me the confidence of a Bernie bro who thinks Bernie would’ve won the general.
July 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Call me the New Town Mayor the way I make his Dick Sweatman
June 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Why won’t AOC endorse ME eating the ENTIRE FORTUNE COOKIE (with the paper) to impress the COOL KIDS in HIGH SCHOOL while I was ENROLLED in HIGH SCHOOL?
June 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Fewer cars. Faster travel. Less honking. Here are the things that have shifted since congestion pricing went into effect in New York.
Here Is Everything That Has Changed Since Congestion Pricing Started in New York
Fewer cars. Faster travel. Less honking. And some questions we still can’t answer.
www.nytimes.com
May 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I’m at the crepe place impulsively having crepes and the fat man version of “somewhere over the rainbow” is playing and I feel like this is a read.
May 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Honestly after watching Andor, the scene of Mon Mothma having a breakdown on the dance floor is highly relatable and I now stan her.
May 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I just saw a white Afrikaner eating the cats! They’re eating the dogs!
May 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Everyone is talking about the pope but NOBODY is talking about my thick juicy pussy :-((((((
May 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Like I’m not into craggy old Catholics. But they need to commit to the bit
April 29, 2025 at 5:03 AM
If there’s a live taping of the conclave I demand to see the swimsuit portion of the program.
April 29, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Fuck it, I support open borders. Who gives a shit?
April 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
April 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM