CJMaill
@cjmaill.bsky.social
Editor, writer, general all-purpose pest
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Of all the mistakes to let through... really helps tell your readers how little you value their attention
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Of all the mistakes to let through... really helps tell your readers how little you value their attention
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One of the best things about the internet is that you can just make shit up. It's one of the reasons I invented it
August 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
One of the best things about the internet is that you can just make shit up. It's one of the reasons I invented it
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I’m hiring a reporter for London Centric, looking for someone smart who can use a phone, knock on doors and wants to cause trouble. Don’t care if you’ve got qualifications, just want evidence of caring about news. Initial six month contract, pay above national rates. www.londoncentric.media/p/jobs
July 1, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I’m hiring a reporter for London Centric, looking for someone smart who can use a phone, knock on doors and wants to cause trouble. Don’t care if you’ve got qualifications, just want evidence of caring about news. Initial six month contract, pay above national rates. www.londoncentric.media/p/jobs
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AMAZING
June 30, 2025 at 11:09 AM
AMAZING
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Grandmaster Flash is swimming in his bear costume again.
He's like a Bungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how he keeps from going under.
He's like a Bungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how he keeps from going under.
February 2, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Grandmaster Flash is swimming in his bear costume again.
He's like a Bungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how he keeps from going under.
He's like a Bungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how he keeps from going under.
AI imagery: the new Billy Bass
I for one expect Facebook to make AI images seem about as cool as personalised door chimes and birthday cards that play Happy Birthday, in about 3 years or less.
January 22, 2025 at 11:09 AM
AI imagery: the new Billy Bass
The @theguardian.com might have jumped the shark a little: "Friends of mine have been back... again and again since it opened in late November, having become addicted to those aubergines and the caviar crackers..."
January 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
The @theguardian.com might have jumped the shark a little: "Friends of mine have been back... again and again since it opened in late November, having become addicted to those aubergines and the caviar crackers..."
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SELF-PROMOTION POST. Clouds and concrete: why the record business *really* needs to stop using “albums” as units of measurement/metrics of success. www.theguardian.com/music/2025/j...
The UK music industry is reporting record revenues. The reality is much gloomier | Eamonn Forde
We’re apparently spending more on music than any time since the CD era – but the calculation methods are archaic, and don’t reflect the low incomes for many artists
www.theguardian.com
January 8, 2025 at 8:39 AM
SELF-PROMOTION POST. Clouds and concrete: why the record business *really* needs to stop using “albums” as units of measurement/metrics of success. www.theguardian.com/music/2025/j...
Simply tremendous. Eyes!
As it’s Adriano Celentano’s birthday, let’s get this mighty groove out again
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Adriano Celentano - Prisencolinensinainciusol (1973)
YouTube video by Nostalgies 60'-70'-80'
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January 6, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Simply tremendous. Eyes!
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Please excuse any typos as I am currently involved in a high-stakes pursuit by jet ski
December 12, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Please excuse any typos as I am currently involved in a high-stakes pursuit by jet ski
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Shaved 5 minutes off my morning routine by brushing my teeth and riding the mechanical duck outside the supermarket at the same time
December 6, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Shaved 5 minutes off my morning routine by brushing my teeth and riding the mechanical duck outside the supermarket at the same time
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A follow-up to last week’s piece, looking at why the analytics still matter - and why, despite the wish-casting of some journalists, social spaces on the internet aren’t going anywhere:
onemanandhisblog.com/2024/12/jour...
#journalism #socialmedia
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#journalism #socialmedia
Journalism is a social process: we need to connect with our audience
Building an audience is a skilful dance, combining numbers, instinct — and good, old-fashioned conversations.
onemanandhisblog.com
December 5, 2024 at 4:11 PM
A follow-up to last week’s piece, looking at why the analytics still matter - and why, despite the wish-casting of some journalists, social spaces on the internet aren’t going anywhere:
onemanandhisblog.com/2024/12/jour...
#journalism #socialmedia
onemanandhisblog.com/2024/12/jour...
#journalism #socialmedia
Paging @leemadgwick.bsky.social ...
November 27, 2024 at 11:11 AM
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“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”
November 20, 2024 at 1:24 AM
“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”
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Society abuzz as newly single felt magnate Beefcliff Speevens redoubles his attentions on bike accessory heiress, Trevorina Halfords.
November 19, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Society abuzz as newly single felt magnate Beefcliff Speevens redoubles his attentions on bike accessory heiress, Trevorina Halfords.
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One minute you're young and carefree, and the next you're the office translator for 80s movie references no one else gets.
October 24, 2024 at 5:20 PM
One minute you're young and carefree, and the next you're the office translator for 80s movie references no one else gets.
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Fresh basil is impossible to find at the grocery store lately, and I finally understand the struggle of my ancestors during a bad hunting season.
November 14, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Fresh basil is impossible to find at the grocery store lately, and I finally understand the struggle of my ancestors during a bad hunting season.
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How I introduce myself on all the new platforms
November 14, 2024 at 12:48 PM
How I introduce myself on all the new platforms
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WHAT DO WE WANT
A TINY FONT
WHEN DO WE WANT IT
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A TINY FONT
WHEN DO WE WANT IT
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October 11, 2024 at 1:47 AM
WHAT DO WE WANT
A TINY FONT
WHEN DO WE WANT IT
ᶰᵒʷ
A TINY FONT
WHEN DO WE WANT IT
ᶰᵒʷ
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The Sharp TRP801 (1960)
October 10, 2024 at 9:05 PM
The Sharp TRP801 (1960)
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This is quite old but new to me - from the ‘Terrors of London’ Halloween costume ideas:
October 8, 2024 at 6:52 PM
This is quite old but new to me - from the ‘Terrors of London’ Halloween costume ideas: