Conor
cjm13.bsky.social
Conor
@cjm13.bsky.social
U of I MechSE ‘23 | Marching Illini fossil
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FIFA is parody-proof.
December 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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i know it has been made fun of constantly (and, please, keep doing so) ...

but it cannot be overstated how INSANE it is that FIFA have anointed themselves as the arbiters of PEACE to give out this made up peace award to trump
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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if all the people who thought this way disappeared the world would be unequivocally better in every way
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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6'2" Fighting Illini Senior Kylan Boswell with the putback dunk
November 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Man it really stinks that our government is using the World Cup as an opportunity to advance their fascist agenda because the soccer is going to kick ass
Scotland [4] - 2 Denmark - K. McLean 90+8'

It's done! No Playoff! Straight through! And WHAT A GOAL TO FINISH IT OFF!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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I don’t know how to react to this, #USMNT
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Not seeing the downside here tbh
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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once again if you brought him back and told him what people were doing to his work J.R.R. Tolkien would buy a gun
“Join the Shirriffs! Serve the Big Chief! Arrest your neighbors! Scour the Shire!”
October 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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WIN ✅
AND ADVANCE ✅ #cf97
October 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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My super modern regulatory plan is that any entity named for a thing from Tolkien has to publicly explain why Tolkien wouldn’t immediately throw it into Mount Doom
Tolkein continues to resonate. The new bank being set up by Palmer Luckey and backed by Peter Thiel is named Erebor after the “lonely mountain” in The Hobbit. This was also an interesting line in this rpt on the new bank by @tabbykinder.bsky.social www.ft.com/content/202d...
October 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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only t-formation I recognize
October 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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idea:

every college football program with a bear mascot needs to wear an exceptionally fat version of their logo during Fat Bear Week

could you imagine how dope these uniforms would look if the Montana Grizzly was also 4 times more obese
October 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Like, I don't want to sound alarmist or anything, but to me, this is terrorism! This does not make Chicago or anywhere in the United States *more safe*. It does not make Chicago more subject to the Rule of Law. This is a van full of goons terrorizing the neighborhood.
Logan Square neighborhood, Chicago. Man wearing a balaclava in a white, unmarked vehicle, pulls the pin on a tear gas canister and tosses it in the road.

"Just trying to grab some lunch and these fucking losers showed up. FUCK ICE!"
source: www.reddit.com/r/LoganSquar...
October 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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YOUR CHICAGO FIRE ARE BACK IN THE AUDI #MLSCUPPLAYOFFS!!!!!!! #cf97
October 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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As called by Brian Barnhart on Illinois Illini Radio Network:
September 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Our veneration.
September 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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OBEY
September 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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i always laugh about how there was this huge made up concern over safety in volleyball and then every time i pull up tiktok nebraska players are posting highlight videos of themselves headshotting each other in practice
September 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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as soon as there's evidence the shooter's identity isn't easy to weaponize things magically become complicated
“I have no idea why he did this.” A young man's descent from model student to suspect in the killing of Charlie Kirk. on.wsj.com/48gbtoN
September 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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in honor of Ray Hudson’s retirement I decided to re-enact what it must have been like to be his co-commentator
September 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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There is beauty in this world.
August 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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LFG!!!
August 28, 2025 at 11:36 AM