Chris Koller
@cjkoller.bsky.social
Made in Oregon. Work in Healthcare Tech. Here for the bad sports takes. May chime in on some political banter. #RipCity #GoDucks #RCTID #BroncosCountry
Hey @safety.bsky.app You have scammers flooding groups with hash tags. Block that shit
November 1, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Hey @safety.bsky.app You have scammers flooding groups with hash tags. Block that shit
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Coldplay kiss cam is crazy
July 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Coldplay kiss cam is crazy
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July 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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BREAKING: Nine-time NBA All-Star Damian Lillard is finalizing a three-year, $42 million contract to return to the Portland Trail Blazers, sources tell ESPN. Deal is expected to include a player option in 2027-28 and a no-trade clause. A storybook reunion home for the 35-year-old.
July 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
BREAKING: Nine-time NBA All-Star Damian Lillard is finalizing a three-year, $42 million contract to return to the Portland Trail Blazers, sources tell ESPN. Deal is expected to include a player option in 2027-28 and a no-trade clause. A storybook reunion home for the 35-year-old.
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Goodbye, my friend.
June 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Goodbye, my friend.
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I'm going to try and communicate with my Republican colleagues in a new way.
June 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I'm going to try and communicate with my Republican colleagues in a new way.
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BREAKING: Five-Star Safety Jett Washington has Committed to Oregon, he tells me for @on3recruits
The 6’4 205 S from Las Vegas, NV chose the Ducks over USC & Alabama
He is the nephew of NBA legend Kobe Bryant
“God is good, Sco Ducks 🦆” #GoDucks
on3.com/db/jett-washin…
The 6’4 205 S from Las Vegas, NV chose the Ducks over USC & Alabama
He is the nephew of NBA legend Kobe Bryant
“God is good, Sco Ducks 🦆” #GoDucks
on3.com/db/jett-washin…
June 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
BREAKING: Five-Star Safety Jett Washington has Committed to Oregon, he tells me for @on3recruits
The 6’4 205 S from Las Vegas, NV chose the Ducks over USC & Alabama
He is the nephew of NBA legend Kobe Bryant
“God is good, Sco Ducks 🦆” #GoDucks
on3.com/db/jett-washin…
The 6’4 205 S from Las Vegas, NV chose the Ducks over USC & Alabama
He is the nephew of NBA legend Kobe Bryant
“God is good, Sco Ducks 🦆” #GoDucks
on3.com/db/jett-washin…
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We are beta testing a new feature with the @nba.com. If you click their profile picture when there’s a red border with a “live” callout below, you will be directed to the live content they are promoting.
We aren’t trapping you in Bluesky. We want you to use Bluesky to discover what’s happening.
We aren’t trapping you in Bluesky. We want you to use Bluesky to discover what’s happening.
May 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
We are beta testing a new feature with the @nba.com. If you click their profile picture when there’s a red border with a “live” callout below, you will be directed to the live content they are promoting.
We aren’t trapping you in Bluesky. We want you to use Bluesky to discover what’s happening.
We aren’t trapping you in Bluesky. We want you to use Bluesky to discover what’s happening.
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Donald’s Middle East maneuvers spit in the face of every American; not just the non-MAGA crowd. He’s auctioned off our security, our credibility, our very souls. Yet the GOP skulks in his shadow, genuflecting to the bloated orange idol as if patriotism were a spectator sport.
May 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Donald’s Middle East maneuvers spit in the face of every American; not just the non-MAGA crowd. He’s auctioned off our security, our credibility, our very souls. Yet the GOP skulks in his shadow, genuflecting to the bloated orange idol as if patriotism were a spectator sport.
Hey @eve6.bsky.social 25 years since the best times of my life.
May 10, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Hey @eve6.bsky.social 25 years since the best times of my life.
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Has anyone heard of a band named Eve6?
May 10, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Has anyone heard of a band named Eve6?
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Pope Pizzaballa is out, Pope Deep Dish Pizza is in
May 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Pope Pizzaballa is out, Pope Deep Dish Pizza is in
It’s been a while since I posted just my own thoughts on here, if ever…. But, We live in the dumbest period of time that has ever happened on this planet.
May 4, 2025 at 10:42 AM
It’s been a while since I posted just my own thoughts on here, if ever…. But, We live in the dumbest period of time that has ever happened on this planet.
Was at a bar tonight and couldn’t stop listening to a guy who kept trying to convince his friends how bad vaccines are. Kept mentioning some dumb fuck guy that played a janitor on a show called NewsRadio.
May 4, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Was at a bar tonight and couldn’t stop listening to a guy who kept trying to convince his friends how bad vaccines are. Kept mentioning some dumb fuck guy that played a janitor on a show called NewsRadio.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
May 4, 2025 at 10:11 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Haven’t posted in a while. But this is Epic. More of this please.
April 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Haven’t posted in a while. But this is Epic. More of this please.
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DUNK. OF. THE. YEAR.
February 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
DUNK. OF. THE. YEAR.
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"The Lord of Layoffs understands that taxes are just a way for the Deep State to fund things like roads, schools, and weather-manipulation robots. Meanwhile, he spends money on things that matter, like tanking a social media platform and renaming his child a CAPTCHA test."
Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
Listen, I don’t know how to say this, but I think I’m finally okay with being trodden on. Just a little. Just enough to feel the reassuring weight ...
buff.ly
February 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
"The Lord of Layoffs understands that taxes are just a way for the Deep State to fund things like roads, schools, and weather-manipulation robots. Meanwhile, he spends money on things that matter, like tanking a social media platform and renaming his child a CAPTCHA test."
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Removing Donald Trump to save this country does not violate any law.
February 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Removing Donald Trump to save this country does not violate any law.
Who is this guy assisting on all the dunks?! He sucks!!
February 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Who is this guy assisting on all the dunks?! He sucks!!
Ok, that Mac dunk was nasty….
February 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Ok, that Mac dunk was nasty….