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I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
July 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
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Ok if you’re gonna make it make one where they open a dinosaur park and it goes fine. Everybody has a nice day! Directed by Wes Anderson. The Dinosaurs have little hats
They’re still making Jurassic Park movies???? Knock it off???
February 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Ok if you’re gonna make it make one where they open a dinosaur park and it goes fine. Everybody has a nice day! Directed by Wes Anderson. The Dinosaurs have little hats
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abracadabra amor oo na na abra ca dab ra morta oo gaga. Stefani I have received your message and will be acting on it soon
February 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
abracadabra amor oo na na abra ca dab ra morta oo gaga. Stefani I have received your message and will be acting on it soon
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axolitl would be a better name for them imo
December 27, 2024 at 1:37 AM
axolitl would be a better name for them imo
I bought the first four final destination movies today
December 27, 2024 at 2:01 AM
I bought the first four final destination movies today
One of my distant relatives just asked if grenadine is a liquid
December 27, 2024 at 1:59 AM
One of my distant relatives just asked if grenadine is a liquid
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a bit of wisdom from the first Polish encyclopedia (published 1745)
December 23, 2024 at 12:29 AM
a bit of wisdom from the first Polish encyclopedia (published 1745)
The man playing an accordion in the intersection in the distance is really giving this target parking lot a confusingly threatening aura
December 22, 2024 at 9:44 PM
The man playing an accordion in the intersection in the distance is really giving this target parking lot a confusingly threatening aura
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i love being an adult i can just have a bunch of baked potatoes for supper and nobody can stop me. nobody
December 16, 2024 at 8:45 PM
i love being an adult i can just have a bunch of baked potatoes for supper and nobody can stop me. nobody
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every day there's a new article in my feed about how the plastic in my kitchen is killing me but actually I live harmoniously with the plastic and my kind heart and gentle spirit shield me from its ill effects
December 1, 2024 at 6:21 PM
every day there's a new article in my feed about how the plastic in my kitchen is killing me but actually I live harmoniously with the plastic and my kind heart and gentle spirit shield me from its ill effects
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i can't believe americans call them "elevators" instead of "the bing bong box"
December 6, 2024 at 10:56 AM
i can't believe americans call them "elevators" instead of "the bing bong box"
Finally made a Christmas list bc I know thanksgiving will inevitably lead to grandmas and aunts asking and I must be the most confusing person to buy gifts for to them because my lists are always all over the place
November 27, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Finally made a Christmas list bc I know thanksgiving will inevitably lead to grandmas and aunts asking and I must be the most confusing person to buy gifts for to them because my lists are always all over the place
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every boxing movie is basically about this transformation
November 21, 2024 at 3:30 AM
every boxing movie is basically about this transformation
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i am become apathy, doer of nothing
April 18, 2024 at 7:51 PM
i am become apathy, doer of nothing
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I am normal and can be trusted with your follow
November 20, 2024 at 12:30 AM
I am normal and can be trusted with your follow
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internal server error is a beautiful name for a girl
November 20, 2024 at 8:41 PM
internal server error is a beautiful name for a girl
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Forgot to lock my phone and put it in my pocket and almost sent this as a mass email to my students
November 19, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Forgot to lock my phone and put it in my pocket and almost sent this as a mass email to my students
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We need her on Bluesky
November 15, 2024 at 10:21 PM
We need her on Bluesky
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ANOTHER GREAT BLOCKLIST JUST DROPPED 📢📢📢📢🚨🚨🚨🚨
November 15, 2024 at 10:23 PM
ANOTHER GREAT BLOCKLIST JUST DROPPED 📢📢📢📢🚨🚨🚨🚨
