CitoyenDuMonde
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Seems impossible for this principled administration, BUT this would seem to run counter to their program of murdering drug runners in the Caribbean.
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Seems impossible for this principled administration, BUT this would seem to run counter to their program of murdering drug runners in the Caribbean.
Right, shouldn't they be sending a death drone into his cell to kill this enemy combatant?
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Right, shouldn't they be sending a death drone into his cell to kill this enemy combatant?
You don't have to choose.
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
You don't have to choose.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF9O...
"Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground."
"Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground."
Raising Arizona (1987) - Freeze or Get Down
YouTube video by Andy Friedhof
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF9O...
"Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground."
"Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground."
Dear Leader speaks in koans. They are meant to provoke deep meditation and, ultimately, enlightenment.
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Dear Leader speaks in koans. They are meant to provoke deep meditation and, ultimately, enlightenment.
Dear Leader speaks in koans. They are meant to provoke deep meditation and, ultimately, enlightenment.
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Dear Leader speaks in koans. They are meant to provoke deep meditation and, ultimately, enlightenment.
I think she found herself in the same situation as Sean Penn's character in One Battle After Another. Need to maintain racial purity in the family or face the wrath of the Christmas Adventurers Club.
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I think she found herself in the same situation as Sean Penn's character in One Battle After Another. Need to maintain racial purity in the family or face the wrath of the Christmas Adventurers Club.
Do you expect me to believe that this sports-betting, baby-mama deporting Christian man has criminal tendencies?
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Do you expect me to believe that this sports-betting, baby-mama deporting Christian man has criminal tendencies?
Trump's weakness for barely legal extends to federal prosecutor appointees.
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Trump's weakness for barely legal extends to federal prosecutor appointees.
Trump's weakness for barely legal extends to federal prosecutor appointees.
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Trump's weakness for barely legal extends to federal prosecutor appointees.
Not to line edit FDR but I would have added a "too" in front of "much" to strengthen the point and add some symmetry.
November 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Not to line edit FDR but I would have added a "too" in front of "much" to strengthen the point and add some symmetry.
They do not even have the courage of their hateful convictions.
November 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
They do not even have the courage of their hateful convictions.
Either his milk came in on the left or his internal moral rot is seeping out of his left boob.
November 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Either his milk came in on the left or his internal moral rot is seeping out of his left boob.
Glad we have clarified this.
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Glad we have clarified this.
Horrifying in 15 different ways
November 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Horrifying in 15 different ways
Kept seeing the title and wanting to click on it for "Lost New York" but then kept reminding myself this tender look back is through the eyes and emails of a serial child rapist.
November 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Kept seeing the title and wanting to click on it for "Lost New York" but then kept reminding myself this tender look back is through the eyes and emails of a serial child rapist.
They say if you're not first you're last but sometimes you're also actually last.
November 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
They say if you're not first you're last but sometimes you're also actually last.
One of the earlier lying sacks of shit ended up in the Governor's mansion in Little Rock. Not North Korea but could still be viewed as punishment for her sins I suppose.
November 13, 2025 at 1:16 PM
One of the earlier lying sacks of shit ended up in the Governor's mansion in Little Rock. Not North Korea but could still be viewed as punishment for her sins I suppose.
Did Mayor Sleazebag ever pay up?
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Did Mayor Sleazebag ever pay up?
Professor Anomaly? I gather, from the implausible name, that this is a Marvel supervillian. Origin story related to losing a faculty position to a more qualified person of darker skin tone (or similar) and turning to a life of population-level genetic "strategies" and interviews on shitty podcasts.
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Professor Anomaly? I gather, from the implausible name, that this is a Marvel supervillian. Origin story related to losing a faculty position to a more qualified person of darker skin tone (or similar) and turning to a life of population-level genetic "strategies" and interviews on shitty podcasts.
Braying like the ass that he is. Little man of little brain and less heart.
November 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Braying like the ass that he is. Little man of little brain and less heart.