CitoyenDuMonde
@citoyendumonde.bsky.social
Key opinion leader and sophisticate. Humbled to have been asked to provide wry, trenchant insights across multiple areas of expertise including politics, popular culture, science and the arts.
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#politicalsatire
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#satire
#politicalsatire
He is the all-time leader, holding both the #1 and #2 spots for longest shutdowns.
November 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
He is the all-time leader, holding both the #1 and #2 spots for longest shutdowns.
Eric doesn't fully count (yet) as an oligarch but he is also a douche bag and also quite wet.
October 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Eric doesn't fully count (yet) as an oligarch but he is also a douche bag and also quite wet.
Leaf-raking tip of the spear troops are being helicoptered in as I type.
September 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Leaf-raking tip of the spear troops are being helicoptered in as I type.
Prepare yourselves. Portland is about to get a whole lot cleaner.
September 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Prepare yourselves. Portland is about to get a whole lot cleaner.
#trump
#TrumpBoys
Bunch of slack-jawed, mouth-breathing dullards. Who would buy crypto from these pinheads?
www.forbes.com/sites/zachev...
#TrumpBoys
Bunch of slack-jawed, mouth-breathing dullards. Who would buy crypto from these pinheads?
www.forbes.com/sites/zachev...
September 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
#trump
#TrumpBoys
Bunch of slack-jawed, mouth-breathing dullards. Who would buy crypto from these pinheads?
www.forbes.com/sites/zachev...
#TrumpBoys
Bunch of slack-jawed, mouth-breathing dullards. Who would buy crypto from these pinheads?
www.forbes.com/sites/zachev...
Agreed. Having no steering would substantially increase the risk of a crash.
September 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Agreed. Having no steering would substantially increase the risk of a crash.
Checked with HR. Please use PTO if Blondie is involved. Should be entered as sick leave if Christ is involved.
September 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Checked with HR. Please use PTO if Blondie is involved. Should be entered as sick leave if Christ is involved.
#releasetheepsteinfiles
#epstein
I'm not a handwriting expert...fuck that, you don't need to be a handwriting expert. This is clearly his big dumbass signature on the photo (provided by the Epstein estate) that Democrats on the oversight committee just posted to social media.
#epstein
I'm not a handwriting expert...fuck that, you don't need to be a handwriting expert. This is clearly his big dumbass signature on the photo (provided by the Epstein estate) that Democrats on the oversight committee just posted to social media.
September 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
#releasetheepsteinfiles
#epstein
I'm not a handwriting expert...fuck that, you don't need to be a handwriting expert. This is clearly his big dumbass signature on the photo (provided by the Epstein estate) that Democrats on the oversight committee just posted to social media.
#epstein
I'm not a handwriting expert...fuck that, you don't need to be a handwriting expert. This is clearly his big dumbass signature on the photo (provided by the Epstein estate) that Democrats on the oversight committee just posted to social media.
Reminds me of this scene from Big Lebowski
September 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Reminds me of this scene from Big Lebowski
Precisely. Prolonged and painful death on November 7, 2020.
September 1, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Precisely. Prolonged and painful death on November 7, 2020.
Giuliani died a prolonged, painful death on November 7, 2020 at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
September 1, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Giuliani died a prolonged, painful death on November 7, 2020 at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
Rudy died a prolonged, painful death on November 7, 2020, at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
September 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Rudy died a prolonged, painful death on November 7, 2020, at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
"Kind"? "Cordial"? This guy?
This makes me question her testimony as much as/more than her obvious lying about inappropriate behavior.
This makes me question her testimony as much as/more than her obvious lying about inappropriate behavior.
August 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"Kind"? "Cordial"? This guy?
This makes me question her testimony as much as/more than her obvious lying about inappropriate behavior.
This makes me question her testimony as much as/more than her obvious lying about inappropriate behavior.
Brings me back to happier times, if only for a moment.
August 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Brings me back to happier times, if only for a moment.
Brings me back to happier times, if only for a moment.
August 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Brings me back to happier times, if only for a moment.
Brings me back to happier times, if only for a moment.
August 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Brings me back to happier times, if only for a moment.
Brings me back to happier times, if only for a brief moment.
August 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Brings me back to happier times, if only for a brief moment.
I don't think so but his asshat sons are.
August 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I don't think so but his asshat sons are.
7) Dr. Rosenrosen
June 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
7) Dr. Rosenrosen
6) Dr. Janet Nesheiwat
June 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
6) Dr. Janet Nesheiwat