CitoyenDuMonde
@citoyendumonde.bsky.social
Key opinion leader and sophisticate. Humbled to have been asked to provide wry, trenchant insights across multiple areas of expertise including politics, popular culture, science and the arts.
#humor
#satire
#politicalsatire
#humor
#satire
#politicalsatire
#politics
#trump
#satire
#coenbrothers
Trump's "permanently pause" is a koan, meant for us to meditate upon to achieve enlightenment. Reminds me of this scene from Raising Arizona. "Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.":
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF9O...
#trump
#satire
#coenbrothers
Trump's "permanently pause" is a koan, meant for us to meditate upon to achieve enlightenment. Reminds me of this scene from Raising Arizona. "Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.":
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF9O...
Raising Arizona (1987) - Freeze or Get Down
YouTube video by Andy Friedhof
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
#politics
#trump
#satire
#coenbrothers
Trump's "permanently pause" is a koan, meant for us to meditate upon to achieve enlightenment. Reminds me of this scene from Raising Arizona. "Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.":
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF9O...
#trump
#satire
#coenbrothers
Trump's "permanently pause" is a koan, meant for us to meditate upon to achieve enlightenment. Reminds me of this scene from Raising Arizona. "Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.":
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF9O...
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#trump
#TrumpBoys
Bunch of slack-jawed, mouth-breathing dullards. Who would buy crypto from these pinheads?
www.forbes.com/sites/zachev...
#TrumpBoys
Bunch of slack-jawed, mouth-breathing dullards. Who would buy crypto from these pinheads?
www.forbes.com/sites/zachev...
September 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
#trump
#TrumpBoys
Bunch of slack-jawed, mouth-breathing dullards. Who would buy crypto from these pinheads?
www.forbes.com/sites/zachev...
#TrumpBoys
Bunch of slack-jawed, mouth-breathing dullards. Who would buy crypto from these pinheads?
www.forbes.com/sites/zachev...
#epsteinfiles
#trumpisintheepsteinfiles
#releasetheepsteinfiles
Fantastic, GIGANTIC projection of Trump and Epstein BFF photo on Windsor Castle
www.axios.com/2025/09/17/t...
#trumpisintheepsteinfiles
#releasetheepsteinfiles
Fantastic, GIGANTIC projection of Trump and Epstein BFF photo on Windsor Castle
www.axios.com/2025/09/17/t...
Photos: Activists beam Trump, Epstein images onto U.K. castle during president's visit
Four people were arrested "on suspicion of malicious communication," British police said.
www.axios.com
September 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
#epsteinfiles
#trumpisintheepsteinfiles
#releasetheepsteinfiles
Fantastic, GIGANTIC projection of Trump and Epstein BFF photo on Windsor Castle
www.axios.com/2025/09/17/t...
#trumpisintheepsteinfiles
#releasetheepsteinfiles
Fantastic, GIGANTIC projection of Trump and Epstein BFF photo on Windsor Castle
www.axios.com/2025/09/17/t...
#epstein
#releasetheepsteinfiles
#trumpisintheepsteinfiles
Gift link to a killer WSJ analysis of handwriting, shitty drawing style, vocabulary usage. This Epstein birthday book note was definitely produced by the Donald.
www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
#releasetheepsteinfiles
#trumpisintheepsteinfiles
Gift link to a killer WSJ analysis of handwriting, shitty drawing style, vocabulary usage. This Epstein birthday book note was definitely produced by the Donald.
www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
Exclusive | A Visual Breakdown of the Trump Birthday Letter to Epstein
We analyze the text and drawing long hidden in the birthday book.
www.wsj.com
September 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
#epstein
#releasetheepsteinfiles
#trumpisintheepsteinfiles
Gift link to a killer WSJ analysis of handwriting, shitty drawing style, vocabulary usage. This Epstein birthday book note was definitely produced by the Donald.
www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
#releasetheepsteinfiles
#trumpisintheepsteinfiles
Gift link to a killer WSJ analysis of handwriting, shitty drawing style, vocabulary usage. This Epstein birthday book note was definitely produced by the Donald.
www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
#releasetheepsteinfiles
#epstein
I'm not a handwriting expert...fuck that, you don't need to be a handwriting expert. This is clearly his big dumbass signature on the photo (provided by the Epstein estate) that Democrats on the oversight committee just posted to social media.
#epstein
I'm not a handwriting expert...fuck that, you don't need to be a handwriting expert. This is clearly his big dumbass signature on the photo (provided by the Epstein estate) that Democrats on the oversight committee just posted to social media.
September 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
#releasetheepsteinfiles
#epstein
I'm not a handwriting expert...fuck that, you don't need to be a handwriting expert. This is clearly his big dumbass signature on the photo (provided by the Epstein estate) that Democrats on the oversight committee just posted to social media.
#epstein
I'm not a handwriting expert...fuck that, you don't need to be a handwriting expert. This is clearly his big dumbass signature on the photo (provided by the Epstein estate) that Democrats on the oversight committee just posted to social media.
#releasetheepsteinfiles
Fantastic summary of the massive, multi-week smokescreen to avoid accountability and protect the president from the Epstein scandal. Also nice, quick silencing of Nigel Farage.
Fantastic summary of the massive, multi-week smokescreen to avoid accountability and protect the president from the Epstein scandal. Also nice, quick silencing of Nigel Farage.
House Judiciary Republicans have held no hearings about the DOJ’s handling of the Epstein files, and today, they’re again leaving DC without getting answers.
They don’t have any questions about it?
They don’t have any questions about it?
September 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
#releasetheepsteinfiles
Fantastic summary of the massive, multi-week smokescreen to avoid accountability and protect the president from the Epstein scandal. Also nice, quick silencing of Nigel Farage.
Fantastic summary of the massive, multi-week smokescreen to avoid accountability and protect the president from the Epstein scandal. Also nice, quick silencing of Nigel Farage.
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🧪 A clear, thorough debunking of the pseudo-science behind the vaccines-cause-autism movement. The discredited father/son team and their « home laboratory » are a driving force behind RFK JR’s assault on vaccines. The son is now a senior data analyst at HHS. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Opinion | The Playbook Used to ‘Prove’ Vaccines Cause Autism (Gift Article)
Data can easily be manipulated to show causation that doesn’t exist.
www.nytimes.com
August 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
🧪 A clear, thorough debunking of the pseudo-science behind the vaccines-cause-autism movement. The discredited father/son team and their « home laboratory » are a driving force behind RFK JR’s assault on vaccines. The son is now a senior data analyst at HHS. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
#politicalsatire
#politics
I trust the FBI will also be rounding up the GOP Representatives that fled the Capitol to avoid voting on releasing the Epstein files. I hear Rep. Johnson is in Israel, so he might need to be extradited.
www.dallasnews.com/news/politic...
#politics
I trust the FBI will also be rounding up the GOP Representatives that fled the Capitol to avoid voting on releasing the Epstein files. I hear Rep. Johnson is in Israel, so he might need to be extradited.
www.dallasnews.com/news/politic...
FBI responds to request for help in finding Texas House Democrats, Sen. John Cornyn says
U.S. Sen. John Cornyn said FBI Director Kash Patel responded to the senator’s Tuesday letter asking the agency to help search for Texas House Democrats.
www.dallasnews.com
August 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
#politicalsatire
#politics
I trust the FBI will also be rounding up the GOP Representatives that fled the Capitol to avoid voting on releasing the Epstein files. I hear Rep. Johnson is in Israel, so he might need to be extradited.
www.dallasnews.com/news/politic...
#politics
I trust the FBI will also be rounding up the GOP Representatives that fled the Capitol to avoid voting on releasing the Epstein files. I hear Rep. Johnson is in Israel, so he might need to be extradited.
www.dallasnews.com/news/politic...
#trump
#politics
#fpos_potus
He has rendered the term "presidential fitness" an oxymoron on multiple levels (physical, cognitive, and moral).
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/31/w...
#politics
#fpos_potus
He has rendered the term "presidential fitness" an oxymoron on multiple levels (physical, cognitive, and moral).
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/31/w...
Trump Is Bringing Back the Presidential Fitness Test
www.nytimes.com
August 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
#trump
#politics
#fpos_potus
He has rendered the term "presidential fitness" an oxymoron on multiple levels (physical, cognitive, and moral).
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/31/w...
#politics
#fpos_potus
He has rendered the term "presidential fitness" an oxymoron on multiple levels (physical, cognitive, and moral).
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/31/w...
#trump
#politics
#satire
I'm reasonably certain this idea was pulled straight from the Idiocracy screenplay.
www.cnn.com/2025/07/03/p...
#politics
#satire
I'm reasonably certain this idea was pulled straight from the Idiocracy screenplay.
www.cnn.com/2025/07/03/p...
Trump says he plans to host UFC fight at the White House | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump on Thursday said he plans to host a UFC fight on White House grounds as he kicked off a series of events meant to mark America’s 250th anniversary next year.
www.cnn.com
July 4, 2025 at 5:11 AM
#trump
#politics
#satire
I'm reasonably certain this idea was pulled straight from the Idiocracy screenplay.
www.cnn.com/2025/07/03/p...
#politics
#satire
I'm reasonably certain this idea was pulled straight from the Idiocracy screenplay.
www.cnn.com/2025/07/03/p...
#satire
#politics
#hegseth
#ice
If you doubt Sec Def Hegseth's commitment to lethality and warrior culture than you haven't seen this video where, as a half-in-the-bag Fox and Friends host, he tried to execute a marching band drummer. With an ax.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMrV...
#politics
#hegseth
#ice
If you doubt Sec Def Hegseth's commitment to lethality and warrior culture than you haven't seen this video where, as a half-in-the-bag Fox and Friends host, he tried to execute a marching band drummer. With an ax.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMrV...
Fox News host throws ax, hits drummer
YouTube video by CNN
www.youtube.com
June 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
#satire
#politics
#hegseth
#ice
If you doubt Sec Def Hegseth's commitment to lethality and warrior culture than you haven't seen this video where, as a half-in-the-bag Fox and Friends host, he tried to execute a marching band drummer. With an ax.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMrV...
#politics
#hegseth
#ice
If you doubt Sec Def Hegseth's commitment to lethality and warrior culture than you haven't seen this video where, as a half-in-the-bag Fox and Friends host, he tried to execute a marching band drummer. With an ax.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMrV...
#satire
#politics
Real display of educational excellence at yesterday's Dept. of Education budget hearing as the honorable Senator from Oklahoma, Markwayne Mullin, asks the former WWE CEO and current Education Secretary: “What was we ranked nationally in math and reading in 1979?”
#politics
Real display of educational excellence at yesterday's Dept. of Education budget hearing as the honorable Senator from Oklahoma, Markwayne Mullin, asks the former WWE CEO and current Education Secretary: “What was we ranked nationally in math and reading in 1979?”
June 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
#ukraine
#politics
Nice to see Ukraine kicking some Russki ass. Amazing operation.
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
#politics
Nice to see Ukraine kicking some Russki ass. Amazing operation.
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Ukraine Hid Attack Drones in Russia. These Videos Show What Happened Next.
Videos and satellite imagery show how the attack unfolded and its aftermath.
www.nytimes.com
June 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
#ukraine
#politics
Nice to see Ukraine kicking some Russki ass. Amazing operation.
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
#politics
Nice to see Ukraine kicking some Russki ass. Amazing operation.
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
#politics
#policestate
This seems somewhat troubling. Hard to imagine a more dystopia-driving company than Palantir and so not sure I'd like them aggregating all that is known about me and packaging it all up for Dear Leader to peruse.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/t...
#policestate
This seems somewhat troubling. Hard to imagine a more dystopia-driving company than Palantir and so not sure I'd like them aggregating all that is known about me and packaging it all up for Dear Leader to peruse.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/t...
Trump Taps Palantir to Compile Data on Americans
www.nytimes.com
May 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
#politics
#policestate
This seems somewhat troubling. Hard to imagine a more dystopia-driving company than Palantir and so not sure I'd like them aggregating all that is known about me and packaging it all up for Dear Leader to peruse.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/t...
#policestate
This seems somewhat troubling. Hard to imagine a more dystopia-driving company than Palantir and so not sure I'd like them aggregating all that is known about me and packaging it all up for Dear Leader to peruse.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/t...
#satire
#politics
Lincoln is the Great Emancipator. Roosevelt helped liberate Europe from the Nazis. But those efforts pale when weighed against Trump's achievement: "We've liberated our troops from divisive and demeaning political trainings," Trump told the 1,002 cadets graduating from West Point.
#politics
Lincoln is the Great Emancipator. Roosevelt helped liberate Europe from the Nazis. But those efforts pale when weighed against Trump's achievement: "We've liberated our troops from divisive and demeaning political trainings," Trump told the 1,002 cadets graduating from West Point.
May 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
#satire
#politics
A young crypto prince marches brazenly past the hoi polloi, dreaming of the day (coming soon!) when protests are declared illegal and the poor can be beaten back with one's silver-tipped cane.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/22/u...
#politics
A young crypto prince marches brazenly past the hoi polloi, dreaming of the day (coming soon!) when protests are declared illegal and the poor can be beaten back with one's silver-tipped cane.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/22/u...
Hundreds Join Trump at ‘Exclusive’ Dinner, With Dreams of Crypto Fortunes in Mind
www.nytimes.com
May 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
#satire
#politics
A young crypto prince marches brazenly past the hoi polloi, dreaming of the day (coming soon!) when protests are declared illegal and the poor can be beaten back with one's silver-tipped cane.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/22/u...
#politics
A young crypto prince marches brazenly past the hoi polloi, dreaming of the day (coming soon!) when protests are declared illegal and the poor can be beaten back with one's silver-tipped cane.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/22/u...
#satire
#politics
Performative pseudo-piety (hard p on pseudo here for optimal alliteration).
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/21/u...
#politics
Performative pseudo-piety (hard p on pseudo here for optimal alliteration).
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/21/u...
Pete Hegseth Leads Christian Prayer Service in the Pentagon
www.nytimes.com
May 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
#satire
#politics
Performative pseudo-piety (hard p on pseudo here for optimal alliteration).
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/21/u...
#politics
Performative pseudo-piety (hard p on pseudo here for optimal alliteration).
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/21/u...
#satire
"RFK Jr. meets with health tech startups, most backed by Andreessen Horowitz"
Relieved to see that gazillionaire technodystopian Marc Andreessen's cone-headed, sorry, bone-headed "health tech" investments are getting a fair hearing from JFK Jr's HHS.
www.statnews.com/2025/05/20/k...
"RFK Jr. meets with health tech startups, most backed by Andreessen Horowitz"
Relieved to see that gazillionaire technodystopian Marc Andreessen's cone-headed, sorry, bone-headed "health tech" investments are getting a fair hearing from JFK Jr's HHS.
www.statnews.com/2025/05/20/k...
May 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
#satire
"RFK Jr. meets with health tech startups, most backed by Andreessen Horowitz"
Relieved to see that gazillionaire technodystopian Marc Andreessen's cone-headed, sorry, bone-headed "health tech" investments are getting a fair hearing from JFK Jr's HHS.
www.statnews.com/2025/05/20/k...
"RFK Jr. meets with health tech startups, most backed by Andreessen Horowitz"
Relieved to see that gazillionaire technodystopian Marc Andreessen's cone-headed, sorry, bone-headed "health tech" investments are getting a fair hearing from JFK Jr's HHS.
www.statnews.com/2025/05/20/k...
#satire
Great beach read:
"White Genocide in South Africa" by Elon Musk. This harrowing historical account explores the plight of Afrikaners narrowly escaping white genocide. The author follows these brave refugees as they make a new racist home in America.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Great beach read:
"White Genocide in South Africa" by Elon Musk. This harrowing historical account explores the plight of Afrikaners narrowly escaping white genocide. The author follows these brave refugees as they make a new racist home in America.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Chicago Sun-Times accused of using AI to create reading list of books that don’t exist
An allegedly ChatGPT-generated article lists fake books by real authors, but outlet says newsroom wasn’t the culprit
www.theguardian.com
May 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
#satire
Great beach read:
"White Genocide in South Africa" by Elon Musk. This harrowing historical account explores the plight of Afrikaners narrowly escaping white genocide. The author follows these brave refugees as they make a new racist home in America.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Great beach read:
"White Genocide in South Africa" by Elon Musk. This harrowing historical account explores the plight of Afrikaners narrowly escaping white genocide. The author follows these brave refugees as they make a new racist home in America.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Excited to have a health influencer who quit her Ear, Nose and Throat residency as the new (Not Quite a) Surgeon General!
www.mediaite.com/trump/trumps...
www.mediaite.com/trump/trumps...
Trump’s New Pick for Surgeon General Dropped Out of Medical Residency and Has an Inactive Medical License
Casey Means, President Trump's nominee for Surgeon General, did not complete her residency and her medical license is currently inactive.
www.mediaite.com
May 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Excited to have a health influencer who quit her Ear, Nose and Throat residency as the new (Not Quite a) Surgeon General!
www.mediaite.com/trump/trumps...
www.mediaite.com/trump/trumps...
Probably just a hop, skip, and a jump from displaying mug shots of immigrants on the White House lawn to a return to public executions a la Handmaid's Tale
April 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Probably just a hop, skip, and a jump from displaying mug shots of immigrants on the White House lawn to a return to public executions a la Handmaid's Tale
Restoring a culture of lethality AND contouring to America's warriors.
www.cbsnews.com/news/hegseth...
#satire
www.cbsnews.com/news/hegseth...
#satire
Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has not given any press briefings in the briefing room but has used the room as a backdrop for TV hits with Fox News.
www.cbsnews.com
April 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Restoring a culture of lethality AND contouring to America's warriors.
www.cbsnews.com/news/hegseth...
#satire
www.cbsnews.com/news/hegseth...
#satire