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I wonder what they mean by that?
March 18, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I wonder what they mean by that?
This is gonna trigger a bunch of divorced, middle-aged white dudes.
January 30, 2024 at 9:16 PM
This is gonna trigger a bunch of divorced, middle-aged white dudes.
Those expecting AI to usher in a more just society are going to discover AI will just figure out a more foolproof way to be corrupt.
November 5, 2023 at 3:56 AM
Those expecting AI to usher in a more just society are going to discover AI will just figure out a more foolproof way to be corrupt.
The world's richest man talks about the importance of having as many children as possible, yet is suing that his children's residency be moved to Texas so he can cap their child support to $2760 a month for 3 kids. The richest man in the world wants to pay $920 per child a month.
October 25, 2023 at 3:00 PM
The world's richest man talks about the importance of having as many children as possible, yet is suing that his children's residency be moved to Texas so he can cap their child support to $2760 a month for 3 kids. The richest man in the world wants to pay $920 per child a month.
Alexa, show me the most clickbait headline ever.
October 17, 2023 at 4:23 PM
Alexa, show me the most clickbait headline ever.
Sorry, sir. You left your Tesla in the rain. That will be $21,000 to fix.
October 16, 2023 at 1:45 PM
Sorry, sir. You left your Tesla in the rain. That will be $21,000 to fix.
I don't own a car company like Space Karen, but if I did, they would all come standard with pupholders.
October 8, 2023 at 1:24 PM
I don't own a car company like Space Karen, but if I did, they would all come standard with pupholders.
Ok, Google, tell me something completely obvious.
October 7, 2023 at 8:57 PM
Ok, Google, tell me something completely obvious.
My dog's special ability is to find every mudhole at every dog park no matter how unfamiliar he might be with it.
October 4, 2023 at 2:24 PM
My dog's special ability is to find every mudhole at every dog park no matter how unfamiliar he might be with it.
The perfect shirt doesn't exi---
September 24, 2023 at 8:44 AM
The perfect shirt doesn't exi---
Ok. That makes sense.
September 20, 2023 at 10:57 AM
Ok. That makes sense.
Math doesn't work.
September 12, 2023 at 2:53 PM
Math doesn't work.
Not seeing a difference
August 24, 2023 at 5:50 PM
Not seeing a difference
You can barely afford housing with 80k. These people are deeply out of touch.
August 22, 2023 at 2:19 AM
You can barely afford housing with 80k. These people are deeply out of touch.
Pretty much always.
August 3, 2023 at 2:43 PM
Pretty much always.
I wonder if these are related?
July 25, 2023 at 5:23 PM
I wonder if these are related?
Siri, show me the dumbest thing that has ever been published.
July 22, 2023 at 7:30 PM
Siri, show me the dumbest thing that has ever been published.
Now we know why billionaires are desperate for people to get back in the office.
July 18, 2023 at 6:44 PM
Now we know why billionaires are desperate for people to get back in the office.