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These posts represent the official opinions of the Halo 3 Mythic II Map Pack
These posts represent the official opinions of the Halo 3 Mythic II Map Pack
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ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
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November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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entering tokyo looking like this. everyone groans at my bullshit.
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
entering tokyo looking like this. everyone groans at my bullshit.
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Happy birthday to the Soviet linguist Yuri Knorozov who casually deciphered the Mayan script in 1952 and got pissed when editors removed his cat as co-author on papers or cropped her out of his author headshot (the only picture of himself he even liked)
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Happy birthday to the Soviet linguist Yuri Knorozov who casually deciphered the Mayan script in 1952 and got pissed when editors removed his cat as co-author on papers or cropped her out of his author headshot (the only picture of himself he even liked)
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Thomas Pynchon's appearance on the Simpsons
November 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Thomas Pynchon's appearance on the Simpsons
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* You know how Van Halen had a contract rider demanding bowls of M&Ms with the brown ones removed?
They later claimed that was all a test to make sure venues were reading their contracts. Clever!
BUT WAIT, that claim itself is actually false. I fact-checked it.
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They later claimed that was all a test to make sure venues were reading their contracts. Clever!
BUT WAIT, that claim itself is actually false. I fact-checked it.
Snack Stack exclusive:
In Search of Van Halen's Brown M&Ms
Contract riders and the meaning of a modern pop star
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November 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
* You know how Van Halen had a contract rider demanding bowls of M&Ms with the brown ones removed?
They later claimed that was all a test to make sure venues were reading their contracts. Clever!
BUT WAIT, that claim itself is actually false. I fact-checked it.
Snack Stack exclusive:
They later claimed that was all a test to make sure venues were reading their contracts. Clever!
BUT WAIT, that claim itself is actually false. I fact-checked it.
Snack Stack exclusive:
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TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German!
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
August 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German!
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
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they would do anything for lettuce 🐰🐰🐰🫴
*Available for adoption*
*Available for adoption*
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
they would do anything for lettuce 🐰🐰🐰🫴
*Available for adoption*
*Available for adoption*
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
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ATTENTION SPEEDRUN FANS‼️
I accidentally bought AGDQ tickets on the same day I'm supposed to get married & they cost me $2,000 (plane, registration, hotel, etc.) If anyone wants to go take my place for FREE it's going to be at the St. Marys church his name is John he's 5'10 super nice guy
I accidentally bought AGDQ tickets on the same day I'm supposed to get married & they cost me $2,000 (plane, registration, hotel, etc.) If anyone wants to go take my place for FREE it's going to be at the St. Marys church his name is John he's 5'10 super nice guy
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
ATTENTION SPEEDRUN FANS‼️
I accidentally bought AGDQ tickets on the same day I'm supposed to get married & they cost me $2,000 (plane, registration, hotel, etc.) If anyone wants to go take my place for FREE it's going to be at the St. Marys church his name is John he's 5'10 super nice guy
I accidentally bought AGDQ tickets on the same day I'm supposed to get married & they cost me $2,000 (plane, registration, hotel, etc.) If anyone wants to go take my place for FREE it's going to be at the St. Marys church his name is John he's 5'10 super nice guy
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Pokémon Gengar Figural Mean's Sherpa Slippers $25 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/lEKk50TbEja
November 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Pokémon Gengar Figural Mean's Sherpa Slippers $25 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/lEKk50TbEja
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if a saiyan opened a store that sells car parts then it would be called nappa auto parts
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 AM
if a saiyan opened a store that sells car parts then it would be called nappa auto parts
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Happy 40th birthday to Bill Waterson’s ‘Calvin and Hobbes’. A work of consummate, stubborn, human, and more-than-human art.
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Happy 40th birthday to Bill Waterson’s ‘Calvin and Hobbes’. A work of consummate, stubborn, human, and more-than-human art.
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me: i forgot to take my meds today
Donkey Kong: 👑🍑??
me: yeah? what about her?
Donkey Kong: 🏗🦍🛢🔥!!
me: that’s your answer for everything
Donkey Kong: 👑🍑??
me: yeah? what about her?
Donkey Kong: 🏗🦍🛢🔥!!
me: that’s your answer for everything
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 AM
me: i forgot to take my meds today
Donkey Kong: 👑🍑??
me: yeah? what about her?
Donkey Kong: 🏗🦍🛢🔥!!
me: that’s your answer for everything
Donkey Kong: 👑🍑??
me: yeah? what about her?
Donkey Kong: 🏗🦍🛢🔥!!
me: that’s your answer for everything
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Happened to be listening to this when I watched this and I just think it's beautiful
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Happened to be listening to this when I watched this and I just think it's beautiful
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Mittens (the bunny) has been sneezing lately. So we have been diligently treating him. He is so cute in his towel wrap! We often use this technique while holding & treating bunnies to keep them safe. Bunnies often do not like to be picked up and can kick so hard they can injure themselves.
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Mittens (the bunny) has been sneezing lately. So we have been diligently treating him. He is so cute in his towel wrap! We often use this technique while holding & treating bunnies to keep them safe. Bunnies often do not like to be picked up and can kick so hard they can injure themselves.
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