Metal af

I may have mentioned it ages back but I still love that Fat of the Land’s special edition just adds MORE CRAB.

The original crab rave, I stg

Serendipity has given me the lardarse and the gooner one after the other and I simply must assume this is a sign or some shit.

Silly question, but does this description of the gal *read* like a 400 pound woman? I always see people bemoan figures that don’t match the description of a character’s heft, and I’m a clown with an ineptitude around maths.

A’ight I’ve not written intimacy in a while. I thank you for the prompt, and apologise for the delay. This was really, really nice to work on.

Hell yeah, big girl, you keep being the best at being big

(her being the same height as my gives me the funny tinglies and I don’t know why, it’s like affirmation or smth)

Drawn like a lean, scary lady in a cool suit, written like a stern, 250lbs lady who begrudgingly gets winded going up stairs, despite her insistence that she’s in peak form.

I love this absolute dork, I swear.

I’m normal

I—

I swear to god I’m fucking normal about the amoral scientist hors.

Smooch them u3u

In all seriousness, I always like seeing them in roles or situations that you wouldn’t typically expect a conventional fantasy gobbo to be in. Oh, you expected the Goblin King to be a barely literate barbarian in furs? Nah, he’s an erudite twink who patronises artists from all over

:3

I vibe with this heavily, haha

Oh, several. Those in my stories (like Imogen, Ysella or Tobias) are ones I do wanna revisit at some point and add to, or just put together a bio for them to flesh out properly.

As for ideas, I have been wanting to try making a furry character for use in my writing. Maybe a shrike. I like those.

Honestly there’s a couple - Look Outside’s been a recent one for me, Leigh is peak. Other than that, I’ve been kinda wanting to try these,
Yakuza (got a WIP but you know how it goes)
40k
Cyberpunk
TLoZ
The biggest worry I have is keeping them true to how they are in canon, though

Y’know I never thought about tying the heart monitor into the feeding itself - the stuffing only ends once that unhealthy, porcine cutie’s BPM goes over a certain level, and you just know that goal’s going to get higher with each stuffing session until their overworked heart can’t keep up❤️

Cirque-coded characters

Iunno this seemed like a fun trend :3