a car just stopped for me as I was crossing the street and for some reason my dumb ass waved and smiled like this to them, i wish they just hit me
November 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
a car just stopped for me as I was crossing the street and for some reason my dumb ass waved and smiled like this to them, i wish they just hit me
in case you’re wondering if the glow persists, here’s a pic of the sour patch kid in the dark after getting blasted by blacklight
August 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
in case you’re wondering if the glow persists, here’s a pic of the sour patch kid in the dark after getting blasted by blacklight
i wouldn’t classify this as a glow, but the camera is making it seem a smidge glowy... will need to compare with a regular kid
August 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
i wouldn’t classify this as a glow, but the camera is making it seem a smidge glowy... will need to compare with a regular kid
PSA these sour patch kids glow ups DO NOT glow under black light
August 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
PSA these sour patch kids glow ups DO NOT glow under black light
we were fully convinced this kid from hit reality show Face Off was named Joe Rogan btw. never been so amazed in my life #fourtwenty #faceoff
April 22, 2025 at 6:06 AM
we were fully convinced this kid from hit reality show Face Off was named Joe Rogan btw. never been so amazed in my life #fourtwenty #faceoff
happy international women’s day from funky kong! he told me to tell y’all to support, empower, and respect all women and lady kongs or else… #fkotw
March 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
happy international women’s day from funky kong! he told me to tell y’all to support, empower, and respect all women and lady kongs or else… #fkotw
i bought this toy once and it tried to kill me in my sleep. i awoke to plastic crinkling in the night then felt a tiny surfboard strike my temple. then 10 small but funky fingers wrapped around my throat. i managed to capture him and sped back to the toy store, but the store had vanished. #fkotw
January 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
i bought this toy once and it tried to kill me in my sleep. i awoke to plastic crinkling in the night then felt a tiny surfboard strike my temple. then 10 small but funky fingers wrapped around my throat. i managed to capture him and sped back to the toy store, but the store had vanished. #fkotw
