William 🧿 Kuechenberg
@cinemasicko.bsky.social
High-Concept, Lowbrow! Nicholl Top 50. Repped at Bohemia Group. Former Ha-Ha Man at Cracked. TV and feature writer looking for work.
Finally rockin my favorite new thrift find.
December 7, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Finally rockin my favorite new thrift find.
Wearing the Docs I thrifted for the first time today. Never actually worn these before, didn’t realize I was gonna gain like three inches of height. Which means I am now at just under AVERAGE HEIGHT, making me just under UNSTOPPABLE
December 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Wearing the Docs I thrifted for the first time today. Never actually worn these before, didn’t realize I was gonna gain like three inches of height. Which means I am now at just under AVERAGE HEIGHT, making me just under UNSTOPPABLE
Officially sent in my application to the Rocky cast!
If you wanna see more of me than you’re comfortable with you’ll have your chance very soon.
If you wanna see more of me than you’re comfortable with you’ll have your chance very soon.
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Officially sent in my application to the Rocky cast!
If you wanna see more of me than you’re comfortable with you’ll have your chance very soon.
If you wanna see more of me than you’re comfortable with you’ll have your chance very soon.
Ride n grind*
*smoke weed, drink tea, and meditate
*smoke weed, drink tea, and meditate
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Ride n grind*
*smoke weed, drink tea, and meditate
*smoke weed, drink tea, and meditate
Nobody in Hollywood cares what’s on your CV except for the “references” part.
December 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Nobody in Hollywood cares what’s on your CV except for the “references” part.
If you MUST know I often sleep and write to a lofi channel. Shouldn’t count imo!!
December 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
If you MUST know I often sleep and write to a lofi channel. Shouldn’t count imo!!
Spotify not pulling any punches this year.
December 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Spotify not pulling any punches this year.
Scored these bad boys for two bucks each at the Valley Value thrift store, so yeah, things are turnin around for Ol Sweet William.
December 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Scored these bad boys for two bucks each at the Valley Value thrift store, so yeah, things are turnin around for Ol Sweet William.
Absolutely wild find at the thrift store yesterday for a buck. Honesty they shouldn’t ever sell QUIGLEY DOWN UNDER anywhere else.
(Photo framed carefully to show I also have good taste)
(Photo framed carefully to show I also have good taste)
December 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Absolutely wild find at the thrift store yesterday for a buck. Honesty they shouldn’t ever sell QUIGLEY DOWN UNDER anywhere else.
(Photo framed carefully to show I also have good taste)
(Photo framed carefully to show I also have good taste)
This ACHEWOOD exchange has been permanently rattling around in my head like a spare locking lugnut in a glovebox for almost two decades now.
December 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This ACHEWOOD exchange has been permanently rattling around in my head like a spare locking lugnut in a glovebox for almost two decades now.
I didn’t realize consensus on THE TEN is pretty universally negative; I think this movie’s hilarious.
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I didn’t realize consensus on THE TEN is pretty universally negative; I think this movie’s hilarious.
Doin the thing today because people my age with families have to work on Thanksgiving so retired Boomers aren’t inconvenienced for even one single day.
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Doin the thing today because people my age with families have to work on Thanksgiving so retired Boomers aren’t inconvenienced for even one single day.
They out in these streets callin me
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
They out in these streets callin me
Real tête-à-tête of the wits happening on this stop sign.
November 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Real tête-à-tête of the wits happening on this stop sign.
If S2 of FALLOUT is in New Vegas ~years after the game, they could theoretically have Danny Trejo reprise his role as Raul the Ghoul.
Minimal makeup required.
Minimal makeup required.
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
If S2 of FALLOUT is in New Vegas ~years after the game, they could theoretically have Danny Trejo reprise his role as Raul the Ghoul.
Minimal makeup required.
Minimal makeup required.
Blasting darts with El Tío in the Potosí mines.
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Blasting darts with El Tío in the Potosí mines.
Every fiber, every sinew, every nerve ending in my body is screaming at me to heeldrop this outside table as hard as I fucken can.
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Every fiber, every sinew, every nerve ending in my body is screaming at me to heeldrop this outside table as hard as I fucken can.
Sister said I look like a metrosexual dockworker; I think I look like I’m about to get my ass kicked by Batman.
November 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Sister said I look like a metrosexual dockworker; I think I look like I’m about to get my ass kicked by Batman.
Desperately, desperately wish there was a market to make it worth writing my SID & NANCY-style romance semi-biopic about Lux Interior and Poison Ivy of The Cramps.
Truly: they matched each other’s freak.
STAY SICK!, I fear you must live forever in my mind where you are perfect.
Truly: they matched each other’s freak.
STAY SICK!, I fear you must live forever in my mind where you are perfect.
November 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Desperately, desperately wish there was a market to make it worth writing my SID & NANCY-style romance semi-biopic about Lux Interior and Poison Ivy of The Cramps.
Truly: they matched each other’s freak.
STAY SICK!, I fear you must live forever in my mind where you are perfect.
Truly: they matched each other’s freak.
STAY SICK!, I fear you must live forever in my mind where you are perfect.
The Lemongrab-from-Adventure-Time denim shirt I thrifted has gotten me many compliments today, all of them from women. Did not realize ladies love the Lemongrab. Acceptable.
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The Lemongrab-from-Adventure-Time denim shirt I thrifted has gotten me many compliments today, all of them from women. Did not realize ladies love the Lemongrab. Acceptable.
Living in a Nicolas Wending Refn TV show is pretty cool honestly.
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Living in a Nicolas Wending Refn TV show is pretty cool honestly.
Happy “Half Off Criterion Collection at Barnes and Nobles” to all who celebrate.
November 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Happy “Half Off Criterion Collection at Barnes and Nobles” to all who celebrate.
I’m from Indiana not terribly far from where this happened, and Whitestown (yup) is NOTORIOUSLY RACIST, even by Indiana standards. Which is saying something!
It was a sundown town within living maybe and apparently still is.
A bit of a local joke is how on-the-nose a sign outside the town is:
It was a sundown town within living maybe and apparently still is.
A bit of a local joke is how on-the-nose a sign outside the town is:
November 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I’m from Indiana not terribly far from where this happened, and Whitestown (yup) is NOTORIOUSLY RACIST, even by Indiana standards. Which is saying something!
It was a sundown town within living maybe and apparently still is.
A bit of a local joke is how on-the-nose a sign outside the town is:
It was a sundown town within living maybe and apparently still is.
A bit of a local joke is how on-the-nose a sign outside the town is: