William 🧿 Kuechenberg
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William 🧿 Kuechenberg
@cinemasicko.bsky.social
High-Concept, Lowbrow! Nicholl Top 50. Repped at Bohemia Group. Former Ha-Ha Man at Cracked. TV and feature writer looking for work.
Finally rockin my favorite new thrift find.
December 7, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Got my ass?
December 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Wearing the Docs I thrifted for the first time today. Never actually worn these before, didn’t realize I was gonna gain like three inches of height. Which means I am now at just under AVERAGE HEIGHT, making me just under UNSTOPPABLE
December 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Officially sent in my application to the Rocky cast!

If you wanna see more of me than you’re comfortable with you’ll have your chance very soon.
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Ride n grind*

*smoke weed, drink tea, and meditate
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Nobody in Hollywood cares what’s on your CV except for the “references” part.
December 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
If you MUST know I often sleep and write to a lofi channel. Shouldn’t count imo!!
December 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Spotify not pulling any punches this year.
December 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Scored these bad boys for two bucks each at the Valley Value thrift store, so yeah, things are turnin around for Ol Sweet William.
December 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Absolutely wild find at the thrift store yesterday for a buck. Honesty they shouldn’t ever sell QUIGLEY DOWN UNDER anywhere else.

(Photo framed carefully to show I also have good taste)
December 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This ACHEWOOD exchange has been permanently rattling around in my head like a spare locking lugnut in a glovebox for almost two decades now.
December 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I didn’t realize consensus on THE TEN is pretty universally negative; I think this movie’s hilarious.
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Doin the thing today because people my age with families have to work on Thanksgiving so retired Boomers aren’t inconvenienced for even one single day.
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 AM
They out in these streets callin me
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Real tête-à-tête of the wits happening on this stop sign.
November 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
If S2 of FALLOUT is in New Vegas ~years after the game, they could theoretically have Danny Trejo reprise his role as Raul the Ghoul.

Minimal makeup required.
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Blasting darts with El Tío in the Potosí mines.
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Every fiber, every sinew, every nerve ending in my body is screaming at me to heeldrop this outside table as hard as I fucken can.
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Sister said I look like a metrosexual dockworker; I think I look like I’m about to get my ass kicked by Batman.
November 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Desperately, desperately wish there was a market to make it worth writing my SID & NANCY-style romance semi-biopic about Lux Interior and Poison Ivy of The Cramps.

Truly: they matched each other’s freak.

STAY SICK!, I fear you must live forever in my mind where you are perfect.
November 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
November 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The Lemongrab-from-Adventure-Time denim shirt I thrifted has gotten me many compliments today, all of them from women. Did not realize ladies love the Lemongrab. Acceptable.
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Living in a Nicolas Wending Refn TV show is pretty cool honestly.
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Happy “Half Off Criterion Collection at Barnes and Nobles” to all who celebrate.
November 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I’m from Indiana not terribly far from where this happened, and Whitestown (yup) is NOTORIOUSLY RACIST, even by Indiana standards. Which is saying something!

It was a sundown town within living maybe and apparently still is.

A bit of a local joke is how on-the-nose a sign outside the town is:
November 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM