I want Solange Knowles to be el presidente
March 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I want Solange Knowles to be el presidente
My heart is beating so fucking fast
March 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
My heart is beating so fucking fast
I would fully be sent to Guantanamo Bay if the I went to the states and they looked through my phone
March 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I would fully be sent to Guantanamo Bay if the I went to the states and they looked through my phone
Too good to go my own brain for $4.99
March 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Too good to go my own brain for $4.99
I’m actually going to fight my garbage man today
March 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I’m actually going to fight my garbage man today
Time to take out my nightly loan on roller coaster tycoon to build the most insane coaster known to man while my man literally snores within inches of his life on the couch
March 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Time to take out my nightly loan on roller coaster tycoon to build the most insane coaster known to man while my man literally snores within inches of his life on the couch
The next white lotus should happen at the hotel on pownal
March 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The next white lotus should happen at the hotel on pownal
The guy who filed for bankruptcy in 1991?
March 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The guy who filed for bankruptcy in 1991?
You see me out in public and I’m dressed like the bottle of less stress olly gummies
March 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
You see me out in public and I’m dressed like the bottle of less stress olly gummies
I can’t stress enough how badly I need to see the sun
March 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I can’t stress enough how badly I need to see the sun
There’s a man from oyster bed who is single handedly trying to fund a trip to Mexico for me with VLT tickets, and guess what, god love em
March 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
There’s a man from oyster bed who is single handedly trying to fund a trip to Mexico for me with VLT tickets, and guess what, god love em
Take one bite of my gua sha every day
March 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Take one bite of my gua sha every day
“Hi, how are you?”
“Rum and coke”
“Rum and coke”
March 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
“Hi, how are you?”
“Rum and coke”
“Rum and coke”
Tomorrow is going to be crazy (I’m going to Canadian tire)
March 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Tomorrow is going to be crazy (I’m going to Canadian tire)
Project pan my freezer
March 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Project pan my freezer
Im at the point in the winter where I start googling “tanning beds near me” and then never go
March 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Im at the point in the winter where I start googling “tanning beds near me” and then never go
No artificial flavours in the pizza goldfish??
March 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
No artificial flavours in the pizza goldfish??
I know if I ate just one Mr clean magic eraser my anxiety would go away
March 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I know if I ate just one Mr clean magic eraser my anxiety would go away
Hotdogs at my wedding, no other food
March 7, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Hotdogs at my wedding, no other food
My own version of the special k diet where I eat as much cereal as I possibly can at age 32
March 6, 2025 at 12:01 PM
My own version of the special k diet where I eat as much cereal as I possibly can at age 32
Do you remember that chicken curry wrap from downtown deli
March 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Do you remember that chicken curry wrap from downtown deli
I can’t believe at 32 years old I’m about to google if North America and south America connect
March 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I can’t believe at 32 years old I’m about to google if North America and south America connect
I want to see Donald trump draw a clock from memory
March 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I want to see Donald trump draw a clock from memory
Everyone still thinks I’m asleep but I’m locked in the bedroom playing frogger 2 swampys revenge on my old computer
March 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Everyone still thinks I’m asleep but I’m locked in the bedroom playing frogger 2 swampys revenge on my old computer
“Every minute of my life lived right now is one step closer to me on the beach for 80 days straight” is what I keep telling myself rob lowe style in the mirror
February 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
“Every minute of my life lived right now is one step closer to me on the beach for 80 days straight” is what I keep telling myself rob lowe style in the mirror