Chuck Anderson
@chuckstyle.bsky.social
Escaped Ohio except for the Bengals fandom. Suffering brings focus.
Everything just got better.
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Everything just got better.
For our stuffing, we only want pure-blooded ingredients.
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
For our stuffing, we only want pure-blooded ingredients.
The judges from the Westminster Kennel Club can give away the lame title of “Best in Show,” but the “Best in the World” title goes to this pooch.
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The judges from the Westminster Kennel Club can give away the lame title of “Best in Show,” but the “Best in the World” title goes to this pooch.
Ohio State’s win today against Rutgers is partly because we ate Taylor Ham/Pork Roll, egg and cheese bagels this morning. By consuming New Jersey’s regional delicacy, we took away their power.
November 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Ohio State’s win today against Rutgers is partly because we ate Taylor Ham/Pork Roll, egg and cheese bagels this morning. By consuming New Jersey’s regional delicacy, we took away their power.
Coffee is woke anyway. True patriots only drink 4Loko in the morning.
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Coffee is woke anyway. True patriots only drink 4Loko in the morning.
Apropos of nothing, chalking up a loss before the scoring is even tallied is like every Bengals game for the rest of the season.
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Apropos of nothing, chalking up a loss before the scoring is even tallied is like every Bengals game for the rest of the season.
It’s time to melt a Death Star.
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
It’s time to melt a Death Star.
I detest candy corn, but recognize it is not the worst candy. That title is reserved for circus peanuts. If you ever wondered what the love child of candy corn and circus peanuts would be, I give you this.
November 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I detest candy corn, but recognize it is not the worst candy. That title is reserved for circus peanuts. If you ever wondered what the love child of candy corn and circus peanuts would be, I give you this.
Sandwiches usually are better suited for use in an Atlatl.
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Sandwiches usually are better suited for use in an Atlatl.
I just noticed Canadian Bacon has been renamed to Breakfast Ham. Where will this indignity stop?
November 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I just noticed Canadian Bacon has been renamed to Breakfast Ham. Where will this indignity stop?
Some pre game 7 poutine. Let’s go Jays.
November 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Some pre game 7 poutine. Let’s go Jays.
I found the 50k and will return it to the US Treasury.
October 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I found the 50k and will return it to the US Treasury.
Hard no on satan’s earwax. Only psychos like candy corn.
October 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Hard no on satan’s earwax. Only psychos like candy corn.
I know the Bengals aren’t my coworker, but they’ve made me the grumpiest I’ve ever been today. Happy National Cranky Coworker Day to all who celebrate.
October 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I know the Bengals aren’t my coworker, but they’ve made me the grumpiest I’ve ever been today. Happy National Cranky Coworker Day to all who celebrate.
I made a statue of Al Golden coaching the Bengals defense today.
October 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I made a statue of Al Golden coaching the Bengals defense today.
Picked up the nerdiest Halloween decoration at the local library book sale. IYKYK.
October 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Picked up the nerdiest Halloween decoration at the local library book sale. IYKYK.
It would at least deny UT a championship.
October 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
It would at least deny UT a championship.
Almost as cool as the Pilgrim mascot in “Finding Forrester”
October 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Almost as cool as the Pilgrim mascot in “Finding Forrester”
Careful, don’t give him any ideas to reinstall this thing. It is gold, his favorite color.
October 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Careful, don’t give him any ideas to reinstall this thing. It is gold, his favorite color.
Animal-Shaped Sauce Dispensaries have been around for years in the OBX
October 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Animal-Shaped Sauce Dispensaries have been around for years in the OBX
It can, just ask Clint Stoerner.
October 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
It can, just ask Clint Stoerner.
The more they show dripping wet Sean McVay on the sideline, I become increasingly sure his halftime speech mentioned C-beams glittering in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate, and an exhortation that the 21 point lead not be lost like tears in rain.
October 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The more they show dripping wet Sean McVay on the sideline, I become increasingly sure his halftime speech mentioned C-beams glittering in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate, and an exhortation that the 21 point lead not be lost like tears in rain.