Brandon
@chubskgun.bsky.social
Winner of the 7th grade science fair in Geology. But I make food.
“God, we need a coach that can at least beat UCLA and Northwestern” [monkey paw curls]
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
“God, we need a coach that can at least beat UCLA and Northwestern” [monkey paw curls]
🎶gin-ger keg, gin-ger keg
loves the holidays
Scott would fire Satterfield
While eating a five-way, hey!
loves the holidays
Scott would fire Satterfield
While eating a five-way, hey!
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
🎶gin-ger keg, gin-ger keg
loves the holidays
Scott would fire Satterfield
While eating a five-way, hey!
loves the holidays
Scott would fire Satterfield
While eating a five-way, hey!
Has he become Gruden with the nicknames?
Like as an announcer, not [waves broadly]
Like as an announcer, not [waves broadly]
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Has he become Gruden with the nicknames?
Like as an announcer, not [waves broadly]
Like as an announcer, not [waves broadly]
I always get them confused, Lizza’s the bear or the bird in the backpack?
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I always get them confused, Lizza’s the bear or the bird in the backpack?
I realize we’ve all memory holed How I Met Your Mother, but it’s basically Barney’s “the place where the possible and the impossible meet to become... the possimpible”
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I realize we’ve all memory holed How I Met Your Mother, but it’s basically Barney’s “the place where the possible and the impossible meet to become... the possimpible”
is this a premium newsletter feature
November 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
is this a premium newsletter feature
You know full well it’s going to be Joe Paterno
November 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
You know full well it’s going to be Joe Paterno
Make some Choco Tacos ahead of time and you’ve got all your bases covered
October 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Make some Choco Tacos ahead of time and you’ve got all your bases covered
BTJ to the Bills (conditional 1st? A second and Dawson Knox?) just seems like it solves a lot of problems
October 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
BTJ to the Bills (conditional 1st? A second and Dawson Knox?) just seems like it solves a lot of problems
The bonus bets and promos are going to finance The Good Oven when we redo the kitchen.
I don’t think that balances the scales overall though
I don’t think that balances the scales overall though
October 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The bonus bets and promos are going to finance The Good Oven when we redo the kitchen.
I don’t think that balances the scales overall though
I don’t think that balances the scales overall though
Trading BTJ to the Bills makes a little too much sense for both sides to actually happen, right
Also, watch out with the newborn sleeping, just when you have all the answers, they change the questions
Also, watch out with the newborn sleeping, just when you have all the answers, they change the questions
October 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Trading BTJ to the Bills makes a little too much sense for both sides to actually happen, right
Also, watch out with the newborn sleeping, just when you have all the answers, they change the questions
Also, watch out with the newborn sleeping, just when you have all the answers, they change the questions
I’m curious (but not enough to look it up) what their portal rankings were.
It’s basically as important as crootin in this era, probably the biggest single shift for a coach/program
It’s basically as important as crootin in this era, probably the biggest single shift for a coach/program
October 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I’m curious (but not enough to look it up) what their portal rankings were.
It’s basically as important as crootin in this era, probably the biggest single shift for a coach/program
It’s basically as important as crootin in this era, probably the biggest single shift for a coach/program
[wizened dad-of-a-slightly-older-child voice] yes, yes you are
Also a lot of pumpkins look really alike you’ve got time to get ahead of this
Also a lot of pumpkins look really alike you’ve got time to get ahead of this
October 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
[wizened dad-of-a-slightly-older-child voice] yes, yes you are
Also a lot of pumpkins look really alike you’ve got time to get ahead of this
Also a lot of pumpkins look really alike you’ve got time to get ahead of this
Pictured: Scott and Kash Patel later today
October 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Pictured: Scott and Kash Patel later today
I assume the files of Scott Satterfield saying things like “all in” and “fold” and “win” (all definitely poker terminology) you’re collecting to send to the FBI are a mere coincidence
October 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I assume the files of Scott Satterfield saying things like “all in” and “fold” and “win” (all definitely poker terminology) you’re collecting to send to the FBI are a mere coincidence
We’ve started rubbing ours with chili oil to keep them and the squirrels at bay, it seems to work
(I don’t use good stuff, I just infuse seeds/ribs from habaneros in canola oil)
(I don’t use good stuff, I just infuse seeds/ribs from habaneros in canola oil)
October 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
We’ve started rubbing ours with chili oil to keep them and the squirrels at bay, it seems to work
(I don’t use good stuff, I just infuse seeds/ribs from habaneros in canola oil)
(I don’t use good stuff, I just infuse seeds/ribs from habaneros in canola oil)
Feels like “more likely to make the playoff and be the team everyone wants to play” vs “on the fringe of the playoffs at all times and absolutely no one want to see them in it”, and the latter is infinitely more fun
October 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Feels like “more likely to make the playoff and be the team everyone wants to play” vs “on the fringe of the playoffs at all times and absolutely no one want to see them in it”, and the latter is infinitely more fun
8. The cracks in the defense have been showing for years now, and whiffing on Basham, Elam, probably Bishop (and not even having Hairston on the field yet) means there’s not really anything developing. The 3rd and long conversion rate is illogical, the tackling is abysmal…it’s not great!
October 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
8. The cracks in the defense have been showing for years now, and whiffing on Basham, Elam, probably Bishop (and not even having Hairston on the field yet) means there’s not really anything developing. The 3rd and long conversion rate is illogical, the tackling is abysmal…it’s not great!
I mean they all bought houses in State College, just like Bill Cowher in 2004
October 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I mean they all bought houses in State College, just like Bill Cowher in 2004
At least someone will enjoy it, I guess
October 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
At least someone will enjoy it, I guess
It’s time for Josh Allen to become a mentor for skills and vibes
October 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
It’s time for Josh Allen to become a mentor for skills and vibes
“Our passing game has lacked any semblance of timing, rhythm or downfield attack, let’s run Nick Singleton into a wall over and over”- the gameplan, apparently
October 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
“Our passing game has lacked any semblance of timing, rhythm or downfield attack, let’s run Nick Singleton into a wall over and over”- the gameplan, apparently
