surviving under capitalism requires I rebrand my tuesdays off work to a "mini-weekend"

sin is stored in the balls

Deeply fucked that I have not one but two reasons I cannot go to the metro tunnel opening

that point in an insomnia night where you spend way too long contemplating the utility of a midnight snack run

This is the most Australian thing I have seen all week and it's a mood

love to forcibly transition a weighted wombat upon adoption into my found family

okay fuck it time to poast