I went trick or treating once. Knocked on Darcy Bussell's door. She gave me a twirl.

Because wombles are notoriously bad swimmers.

Tea nearly spat. Well played.

Did you repost this to canvas a wider opinion? *getscoat*

The BIG Sheep theme park in Devon.

Thought that was a dead gazelle in the foreground at first.

That's a bunch of good points. Yesterday was crap, but not that long ago we were staring very hard at being a league one outfit.

I cannot refute that.

Queen Juliana of the Netherlands

But who gets locked in a cupboard?

Thank you both, as always, for a great write up. Much more entertaining than the game was! A very happy Christmas to the two of you.

Aah Cécile. They call her the Jackal.

Jodie Foster in Bugsy Malone for me. And before anyone accuses me of nonceness, she’s older than me!

I thought Castagne was so far off the pace in the first half he must have eaten all his birthday cake early. Second half was unbelievably different from everyone though. My favourite moment has to be Calvin’s toddler tantrum whilst retaining the presence of mind to keep hold of the ball!

To be clear here, it’s just her I can’t stand. Much rather have Naomi Schiff presenting.

I was going to suggest @twiggsonia.bsky.social as she’s a cricket journalist and in NZ now, but turns out she hasn’t posted a thing since she got there!

Yeah, I’m probably going to give it a swerve too.