I would literally memorize issues of that magazine, it absolutely ruled

Huge walk

Katamari? That's for girls, sweetie

This is so important

I don't think it's a bad idea to cast Will Arnett as the lead in a dramatic movie but it is a Weird idea and I genuinely couldn't believe my eyes when I saw him in it

My new theory is that he and Kurt Russell and, more recently, Josh Brolin are considered for the same roles and Brolin keeps getting them

I liked both more than I was anticipating, which means I *loved* the former and really enjoyed the latter

This is me when I go back now

What if capitalism was the enemy and also Roddy Piper and Keith David had a 7-minute fistfight