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Chris in TX
@christx1.bsky.social
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Board games, dad, cloud engineer (AWS), AI dabbler, sweet clean P1.
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I'm positive I've been beaten to this but...

Women don't like the vehicle
Kirk Van Houten on the Simpsons pointing at his race car bed.
October 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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We do actually - he's one of his letters from a few years ago
An image from the movie "The Snowman" with crazy handwriting with the message "Mister police you could have saved her I gave you all the clues" with a drawn snowman. So not actually Rafeal's handwriting but I bet his is similar.
September 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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We need at least one Simpsons reference during the broadcast.
Homer Simpson saying "Indubitably!"
September 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.
Tobias Funke from Arrested Development holding a recorder to his ear as he reviews the day's recordings.
September 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Can't compete with the Rizzbot currently haunting the streets of Austin.
A robot wearing Nikes, a chain, and a cowboy hat with the word "RIZZBOT" on his chest.
September 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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That kid all grown up: "Oh Andy Capp, you wife beating drunk!"
Image of Homer Simpson laughing while reading the local newspaper.
July 31, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Jake looking to be that first hug when JuJu is drafted like he was with CC
WNBA player Caitlin Clark embracing Jake from State Farm (yes I'm serious) after she was picked number 1 in the WNBA draft in 2024.
July 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Hopefully he tried as hard as he did to get this classic shot
I think something happened and good people were mad at Home Depot for a second so Ben Shapiro defiantly went into the store and said "One wood please." The photo is him holding the board he purchased, which has inexplicably been placed in a plastic bag (likely for extra lib ownage). He's also holding his receipt out to the camera.
July 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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From his twitter feed he's sounding a little more nuanced. I'm not out here saying Trump killed little girls but it seems a little premature to say there's no chance budget cuts made this worse. Especially considering information like this: bsky.app/profile/simo...
A tweet from Daniel Rothernberg retweeted by Matt Lanza saying: Can't believe this must be stated, but the following statements can both be true: 1. NWS provided timely and actionable forecasts and warnings ahead of the flooding disaster in Texas. 2. NWS' ability to work with EMs and other agencies is -vely impacted by cuts and vacancies.
July 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Rep Keith Self explaining what Republicans liked about the big beautiful bill:
A tweet from Representative Keith Self saying "The Senate's version of the BBB is morally and fiscally bankrupt."
July 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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But wait I thought they were united?
Ramblings of a very old man. (it's actually a post from Donald Trump on his twitter knockoff site about how Republicans are united and ready to vote for his Big Billionaire-helping Bill.
July 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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This guy would be proud
An image from an old Vine. A young man with spoons covering his eyes. He's saying he's blocking out the haters.
July 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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This totally real doctor disagrees
July 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Ernie ripped off again! This time by Seinfeld when Elaine doesn't trust the store's mirrors so she ventures outside to find a non-partisan mirror. When she returns and tries to say she doesn't want it the store makes her buy it because it got stained by salt outside. :) youtu.be/MYc-oASURj0?...
Elaine from Seinfeld looking at her reflection in a window to see how a dress looks on her.
June 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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"So that's it after 20 terrible songs, so long, good luck? "
"I don't recall saying good luck."
Scene from The Simpsons where Kirk Van Houten gets fired from the cracker factory.
June 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Inez when she saw James getting in to Augustine's car
A very surprised cartoon character. Surprised face with hair sticking straight up.
June 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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A comic. In the first panel a man angrily announces "I DON'T LIKE THING." In subsequent panels an angel descends from above and hands him a note. In the last panel we see the note says "OK."
May 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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There’s a guy on tiktok who lampoons this so perfectly I’m not 100% sure he’s not reading real headlines.
May 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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I kept deleting replies and reposting with alt text so that setting was a welcome discovery.
A screenshot from the TV Show "Futurama" featuring a bald man with holding up his finger and saying "You are technically correct, the best kind of correct."
May 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Ernie should have sued "Airplane!" for all profits.
A scene from the movie "Airplane" where two gentlemen are speaking in "Jive" to one another and to the stewardess who doesn't understand them. An older lady nearby offers her assistance, saying "Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive."
May 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Me announcing I finally won a drop on the SNKRS app
May 9, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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At some point Pete changed his name to Joe and started working at the nuclear power plant.
April 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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April 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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And now the poor gum vending machine refiller guy can't feed his family. :(

Related:
A "Perry Bible Fellowship" comic strip depicting bunnies snacking on carrots then a farmer chasing them away. In the next panel it's revealed that it's a kids book a woman is reading to a baby, saying "Mean old farmer Ben scared away Billy and his brother, threatening them with a rake." The woman and baby reading the book are both visibly angry at the farmer. The last panel shows Farmer Ben crying over a sad meal of half-eaten carrots in front of his family, with his wife saying "There there Benjamin, we're made it through winter before, we'll do it again."
April 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Ernie robbed by the Simpsons
An image from The Simpsons where Bart is looking excitedly at a sign that says "100 tacos for $100."
April 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM